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Jesus wasn't a dog haired pale face

>>39364760
aryan jesus

>>39364760
I would if I was capable of love.

>>39364279

>"no social interaction"
>try to socially interact with people
>fail
>end up more depressed
>do it again but research and prepare conversation topics and answers to common questions
>still fail
>end up more depressed
>drink and eat junk food while watching my favorite youtube shows
>be happy

>>39364588
>be happy
>become even more sad after

it's a never ending loop, don't rely on happiness and emotions to dictate your life

>>39364279
those are symptoms not causes

xxxoriginalxxx

>>39364139
>tfw despite /r9k/ rejects alt-right autists, lefty/pol/ is hard trying to fit in /r9k/
Leave this place, real robots don't give a fuck about politics.

Sage

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Nope.

That's very original for me to say, btw.

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>>39364139
>/r9k/
>a board dedicated to virgin losers is also left-wing

hmmm makes you think

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First for Scarborough September

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Evening lads, how are you all doing? Especially wagies on this bank holiday.

Any plans for the week?

Post waifus

Just did an arm workout. Dedicate it to the big man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW5QPjfJ7Vo

>>39363883
You know pretty lesbians only exist in fiction and pornography, and either way you will be living with a bitchy woman with the problems that women naturally have?

Even if you try to disprove the first one, the second one will always hold true.

>>39363883
I want to be a cute anime lesbian with a sensual onee-sama to teach me the pleasures that only a woman can provide.

>>39364184
This
To top it off, hugely overrepresented in domestic violence stats.
Lesbians beat eachother like, strangely enough, carpets.

It's normal for your attitudes to sex to loosen up as you age. As a teenager (or adult manchild) you want a pure virgin. As you become adult you stop giving a fuck.

>>39363885
Obviously I still want a virgin? Who wouldn't, having someone else fuck your girlfriend is gross unless you're into it. I'm just saying it no longer sickens me, even though I could never love a girl like that.

>>39363922
Give it some more time and then you won't care about her virginity.

>>39363795
pls be gf, pls pls pls

unless you're a girl(male) then it's okay, have a good day, friend
thanks

>>39363795
Where do you live girl(male)?

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>>39364177
Germany, you?

>>39363650
Not proud, not ashamed.
Being either makes no sense to me.

>>39363650
remember to find a wife sometime anon.

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>>39363684
pretty much this, summed up well anon.

>>39363615
Alcohol for degenerate idiots.

>>39363654
so you just mean "alcohol"

>>39363615
duuuude lmaoo

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Right now, fucking eczema.

>Tfw had hemorrhoids years ago
>So bad that I saw a doctor
>Bothered me so much I decided to get them surgically treated
>Didn't want parents to know so I went on my own and paid for everything
>Tfw covered by moms insurance
>Months after procedure my mom confronts me about it because she found out
>Tfw

>>39363719
if you get them surgically treated they won't come back?

>>39363850
Mine haven't yet, and it's been about 5 years since I had it done. But you also have to take care of your diet and pooping habits. Eat more vegetables for fiber, also squatting to poop, rather than sitting has helped me.

>>39363396
it's supposed to be relatively fixed
hence a measure of intelligence

>>39363396
You can change your diet to noticeable effect. You put in the time to make real, balanced meals from fresh ingredients and it will improve your overall cognitive abilities as soon as the next day. If you don't keep eating like that though, the effect wears off just as quickly.

>>39363396
IQ is mostly genetic, but you can try shit like reading more and being healthier. That might give you some more IQ points.

>>39363315
shave that shit and then yes please

>>39363315

>That pussy dandruff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhmR5ltCcKM

>>39363315
Was think aww fuck yeah until i saw the hairyness

I shave my balls, so she can shave her vagina

>>39363172
You can't deny that your response was terse.
You clearly intended it to be rude because your mother pointing out women to you irritates you.
You're incredibly transparent you know.

I'm estj.

Woa you really have no clue on how people interact. Are you on the spectrum?
Also MBTI is fucking stupid

>>39363217
But why even say that? It has no fucking point, she added nothing. Just stated something.
Not OP by the way

>>39362946
FIRE SHALL PURGE ALL THE FAGGOTS FROM THIS LAND.

>>39362946
DEATH TO EVERY SINGLE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED CREATURE LIKE YOU

>>39362946
because my cage doesn't fit

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>>39362935
First of all, your thread is shit, self bumping is shameful, and if you want to go to prison then you're asking for it, not to mention getting STDS. Is any of this really worth it just to get your carrot wet? just try tinder or just try to have sex with a real woman and not a fucking street whore, do you have no shame?

>>39363411
I already tried tinder.

>do you have no shame

no. I am missing out on a fundamental human experience and every day is only more torturous. I am willing to accept the risks you mentioned