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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFSwT7Xvpj0
I believe this would be fitting.
Although I'm only half robot anyway.
Have a nice day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EykH-1w6_E

for me it's deep house, this one has been stuck in my head for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_tS18cp0HQ

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>>35590671
>hair injury

>>35590710
Long story

I've been muted

>>35590746
>Long story
I have time.

Make an account on Facebook and look up people you knew in HS faggot

>>35590679
>people you knew
No. Wouldn't want this person to be recognized.

Come on. There has to be some creepy online stalker who collects photos of people.

>>35590610
Go to a meetup website and join a niche club.
Your confidence will build until you're ready for a job.
Hell, you might even make a gf.

Just bring your trading cards.

Touching post anon I think the best advice for this situation is to just kill yourself

>>35590610
just fake it for his sake I guess anon, how sick is he?

Depending on that at least just try to put on a show, even if you do the meme where you go out for a few hours and walk in circles / drive / ride around in circles or park somewhere and cry in your car if you drive, come home and tell him you were out with friends.

>>35590583
/SIP BOYS/ 2017

How does drinking soda with extra caffeine make you any of those things?

>>35590598
How does it not, faggot?

>>35590575
Fuck off. I don't want to be assraped in prison.
Go jump off a bridge.

>>35590586
Push me off a bridge

I have strong feelings of empathy and compassion, I feel I have a moral obligation to do it.

>>35590528
she wants to fuck your pupper

You should reply to them all "REEEEE"ing at her and telling her she's not allowed to see you or your dog ever again or you'll call the cops

>>35590528
>having social media
>having it so anyone can view posts and comment
shut the fuck up

Working has made me less racist about some and more racist about others. desu I think being forced to not be a neet has made me more of a realist when it comes to stuff like this

>>35590570
It made me want the wall to be built

>niggers always coming in paying for soda and candy with food stamps and giving it to their kids
>niggers asking us for extra shit and service
>nigger freaks out in the store and files a complaint about me to my manager because i didn't bag his shit the way he wanted it

nah, you're good. i honestly think Hitler did nothing wrong now

>>35590475
Liking things in general.

feet

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>Buy expensive shoes that are known for being uncomfortable
>Complain that they're uncomfortable
>Buy more of the same type of shoe

My school sucks ass.

It would cut off parking for the students just for some dumb event at like the stadium for basketball games. They would even block one of the exits to leave the parking lot for some reason.

>>35590588

What state is your school in? And yeah, that's what sucks most about commuter colleges. They don't give a shit about the students. But they sure do love the money that comes from the students!

>>35590686
Nevada

They seem like they care but not really

God can go suck my dick. I've suffered for long enough to know that there's no "kind and loving God" as christians try to convince me of. I'm going to die a depressive virgin no matter what.

[crickets]
Sad!

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>>35590446
I want to believe that OP, really I do. But I'm just not convinced that there is a god. Guess I'm just going to die a sad, lonely, miserable death. Full of regret. The though of that floods my eyes with tears. And the worst part is, there's nothing I can do about it.

>am I saved?

Fixed that for you

>>35590419
Do you even have a brain? Figure it out. Holy shit do you need to be spoon fed through your whole life

you're supposed to have church or the fabled "third place" that isn't home or work to go to.

ofc the grand majority of robots don't actually have anything like that

>>35590394
kjlkjlkjjlkjl

they were funny u gotta admit that

>>35590394
Lol fat lard fucker

No but we have several clocks.

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>>35590390
>tfw no Asian tactical gf

>>35590366
Nah its a pleb gun.

I own an FN 5-7, sphinx 2000, a cz 52, and a skorpion vz 61 for handguns.

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>>35590340
i miss you yvonne...

wow is that snail real its very big

That's a hecka cute dog.