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You can use this thread for any member of your family

mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki/brother

Option 1
Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.

Option 2
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.

1 - I've always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what others may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.

Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.

THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.

Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!

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Watchu gonna do rowboats?

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>tfw white guys are the new asians
>tfw asian masculinity hates us despite sharing all the same problems

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Is "cunt" really such a bad word in the USA? Amerifags come in.

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Do you ever feel so "behind" everyone else? I'm 24 and have probably had 5% of the life experiences of a normie. Plus I'm a wageslave.

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>18 bmi
>not ugly
>friendly and nice
>white
It's supposed to be easy, yet men NEVER hit on me. They don't even fucking notice me. What the fuck?

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What is /r9k/ theme song ?

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Get in here friends.

Get in here MGTOW

Share your hatred for women here.

fuck women.

if you're a femanon go kys.

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There is no god.
There is no life after death.
We're living in a Matrix Simulation.
There is no morality.
There is no truth.
Nihilism is the only way out.
Religion is a fabrication made to comfort us.
Multiverse exists.
You're just a tiny speck of dust on this massive scale of universe.
Nothing you do matters.
We will all die anyway.

These are the things that keep me up at night.

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>tfw sperg starts rambling on about weird autistic music and deletes you because you dont care

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How do I get NEETbux in Canada?

I'm tired of leeching off of my parents and them yelling at me to get a job. I'm tired of not being able to buy the food I like.

I want at least $2500/month in NEETbux. How can I get that here in Canada?

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EVERYWHERE I LOOK IS THE MESSAGE

"That's right, Anon.
You're not needed in the real world."

ALL THE LETTERS SHUFFLE TO

"That's right, Anon.
You're not needed in the real world."

I DROWN IN

"That's right, Anon.
You're not needed in the real world."

HELP

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>fourth birthday in a row spent on r9k

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What age did you realise you were ugly?

What age did you accept you were ugly?

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>TFW even 1/10 girls only want 10/10 Chads