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who /retarded/ here?

>tfw have to think real hard to tell which side is left, which right when i'm stressed
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>>35593881

sry 2 hear that u are rterad my friend :(
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>>35593881
if you are right handed then just remember that right is the hand that you jerk off and the other one is left.
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>>35593881
I know I'm left handed so I always have to put out my hands to tell which side is left. Feels retarded man

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why does college have to be such a lonely place? why is making friends so hard? literally all i want is just one friend so i don't have to be alone all the time
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>>35593858
dark shit man. i've been there. i dropped the fuck out, but i regret it. i was going to a piece of shit school filled with rich, extremely entitled jewish sjw, so i couldn't stand it.

at least you have us! :)
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>>35594099
i've thought about dropping out before and i can't blame you for dropping out but i can't because i want to be more than a cleaner so i've got no other choice but to go since i have no marketable skills otherwise
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Probably because you're unattractive.

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Daily remainder that you should forgive you school bullies. They were only kids.
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>>35593852
I'll forgive them... with my blade
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>>35593852
Should I forgive work bullies?
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>>35593867
I hope you're being ironic there
>>35593852
My bullies made it so that I wasn't as autistic for the rest of high school, I'm grateful that they bullied me

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Exact same here senpai. Nobody truly understands my pain because I can't properly express it. Absolute hell, it is.
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>>35593891
>because I can't properly express it.
Closest and most realistic I can do is
>I wanna sleep
>a lot
>more
>more sleep
>lazy? No. I am tired verytired.
>so obviously I must sleep.
>why deny me this?

They can't even digest that.
Maybe i'm expecting too much.
Reading between the lines cant be so hard
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>>35594046
In general, no one really cares if someone is depressed or not. They just throw in some half assed words to virtue signal and because they feel obligated.

No one cares about us.
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>>35593844
Hey man, Im a 30 year old. Living with mom and I had to get back to school (college) to finish my degree. Now I have to study with a bunch of 21 year old chad/stacies for a whole semester. Hooray! Fuck

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How much does penis size really matter?

I know /r9k/ calls you a dicklet if you're under 8" and says no woman will want you. But I'm not sure if that is just a meme to make you more insecure or if it's true.

I feel like if a woman had a choice between
>Micropenis Chad
>6 inch Normie
>9 inch robot

She would pick Chad every time. And pick normie over robot every time.

Is this accurate fembots?
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>>35593833

Dick size doesn't matter, we evolved to have an average dicksize of 5.5 inches, so I'd say 6" should be good enough.
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>>35593833
Lol, no woman wants to be with a dude with a micropenis no matter how attractive he is. The only thing that can make up for that is $$$.

As far as the other two, it's up to the person. Some prefer hung and ugly, some would rather be with an average guy
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>>35593833
If it's slightly below average it's not a dealbreaker, but it'll be a problem for most women.
>chad
>microdick
mutually exclusive, extremely below average dick size will fuck up a man's chances with any woman above a 3
Dick size only really starts to matter when it gets to extremes, (micro is unacceptable, large is a big plus)

>I m A sexual
>girl in class be like
"you girls are so pathetic, this average looking guy gives no shits about you. Let me show you how it s done, he isn t really a sexual"
"sup anon, what do you think about my progress? I have been doing squats 6 months"
>shows ass to me
>I m like
"flat af, gtfo slut"
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>>35593816
suicide isn't an option; it's the answer.
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>>35593851
>your words are too deep for me to understand
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>>35593816
Exactly, some other people might be B sexual or even F sexual

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I apologize for my autismo response, I was hung over and had just woken up and am coincidentally a total sperg

met a Tinder grill for coffee last night, just talked and walked around for a couple of hours, we seemed to get along well and she's pretty cute
She seems p "liberated" and edgy but not like she was on Tinder looking for a quick fuck

Does she wanna fuq?

What do I say wtf man?
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>>35593798
>let's be friends
I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>35593798
It says it right there anon

"Let's be friends"

Don't read too deep into things, it's unhealthy.
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You've been friendzoned. It's already over. Move on.

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>when you realize death is god
>exist everywhere in unnmanifest form and some places in manifest form
>eternal
>a constant
>people simultaneously fear yet are intrigued, fascinated with death. Almost venerable in a way i.e worship
Literally everything else in life comes with uncertainty except death. You dont have to wonder or fear the unknown, because death is gurateed. Death is trancedental from all understanding of it(which isnt much to begin with) death exist outside the boundaries of spatio temporal perception because there is none to perceive the finit reality of life. In death you are freed from the binds of antagonistic material world phenomenon. You are in union with God and are free! Praise death, for without it life has no definition and no motivating force whatsoever. Stop vilifying death, it may be ugly and painful but thats because most fundamental Truths are. I think
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>inb4 kill yourself
Im working on it, bear with me people
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>>35593763
>exist everywhere in unnmanifest form
I really like this expression, wording
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Who did you read, Nick Land or Heidegger?

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If this lady offered you sex would you jump on the opportunity to lose your vCard?
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>>35593750
Why the fuck would I do something like that?
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>>35593750
I bet it feels like fucking a plastic bag.
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>>35593750
There is definitely some liquid remains seeping out of there.

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>you will never be "the chosen one"
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>>35593748
that's where you're wrong. you already are :^)
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>>35593748
>tfw chosen for things you dont want
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But I am
I chose myself
Out of the 7 billion people on this planet only the self is of value

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I'll start
1. The smell
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>>35593744
>The smell
Let me correct this for you

"that smell"
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>How fucking noisy they are
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>>35593744
3. dat entitlement
4. dat lack of work ethic
5. that they don't fucking tip their servers

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Are anti-virus software and malware protection really necessary?

I hardly ever download anything and I don't visit any sketchy sites. I only ever visit Youtube, Gmail, 4chan, Facebook, Instagram, Wikipedia, Reddit and other mainstream sites. My computer runs smoother than my friends that pay for AVG and Malware Bytes and insists on having over 6000+ songs, 1000's of pictures, dozens of videos and a bunch of multimedia software.
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>>35593687
Depends if you really do know what you are doing. Personally, I've not had a virus since I was 13 years old, which is a decade ago.

I never pirate any type of software.

If I get a virus on average once a decade without an anti-virus, and so far it hasn't even happened yet, I don't see what the point of an anti-virus is for someone who isn't retarded.
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Windows Defender is good enough if you're not retarded. Just don't pirate any software.
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>>35594217
exdee spend 100$ on a video game or a screen capturing software good goy
mr shekelstein needs his shekels.

you are a very good goy, not wanting to pirate.

all goys in this thread, listen to this man.
pirating is evil!!!! it's as bad as stealing a car!!!!!

>one chance at life
>gender dysphoria
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>>35593669
oh well, imagine living with gender dysphoria in like 1800, just fucking act upon it and transition unless you want to live a life of secrecy, lies, and regret. i would much rather forget about everyone that didn't accept me than live as a false self.
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>>35593669
Oh look, another made up disease to justify why you're a 300lb NEET neckbeard
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>you will never be a hot Stacy that guys turn their heads for as you walk by, able to do or say whatever you want no matter how retarded it is because you're attractive and people interpret your behavior as cute

>you will always be an ugly guy and if you make the tiniest mistake you will be judged harshly for it

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I genuinely have a very low opinion of them. But every once in a while I observe one that's different, I reflect on how most normie men are terrible as well, or I put myself in their shoes, and then I feel bad for spewing so much shit over them. At times like these I hope and feel that most of them are good people deserving of sympathy.

Of course neither state of mind is constant, it's always in flux. Hating women one day, feeling guilt over it the other. Does one's outcast virgin status allow you to cut through the fog and see things clearly, or does it on the contrary cloud one's judgment and turn you into a jaundiced asshole with no real justification for their bitter hatred? Anyone else know these feels?
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There's no guilt because there's no obligation I didn't fulfill.
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>>35593635
it's like sex/gender doesn't say much about content of a character
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>>35593699
This. R9k is fun for memes and lulz. But at the end of the day a lot of people here take this shit too seriously because they are khv and already have a biased view about the world. This shit is poison for your mind if you take it seriously, you'll have a sad lonely life.

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Can we have a music thread that doesn't suck for once?
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqESEC69N2I
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https://lanayah.bandcamp.com/releases
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>>35594119
What the fuck is your problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDdeOncpD5E
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>>35594627
>puddle of mudd
>asking what anyone's problem is

Posting the literal sounds of diarrhea exploding into the toilet bowl would be better than listening to Fred Durst's mentally ill prodigy nasally moaning into the mic. I can't fucking believe Namco and Project Aces decided to shit up the intro music of one of the GOAT games with that shitty band.

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