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I thought the same thing when i lost my virginity...the only thing I actually enjoy was eating ass...also the smell, for me there's nothing sexier.

Other than that I think masturbation Jan better, I don't think I could ever cum from intercourse, porn has ruined my dick.

Why do you feel the need to tell other people your subjective opinions and feelings like they're objective truths?

I had sex once myself and it was absolutely beautiful. Not the sex itself, but the kissing, holding in arms and cuddling. It was beautiful because I cared about the person and it offered me emotional comfort. Just because you had sex with someone whom you didn't like, doesn't mean other people won't.

Not only that, but your attitude is very arrogant. Hard to say what's more obnoxious, your humble-brag or the bitter idiot who will REE at you and tell you to leave a virtual space that this website represents.

Kill yourself.

>>35594369
Yeah. I think the only way I'd really enjoy it is if I don't masturbate for 3+ days prior.

>>35594257
Just be careful if you have heart trouble.
Dxm is hell on the heart

>>35594257
it's important to tell whether it's polistyrex or HBr. Polistyrex is half as potent but lasts twice as long as the same amount of HBr.


300/300 is a timeless classic, personally I would do it all faggot if I had the proper set/setting.
You can very easily buy more anyway.

>>35594287

Haven't had any bad effects yet. I've done it twice, but only every 6 weeks or so. Very infrequent.

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>>35594254
Combination of 2 factors. Europe and communism. Unlike US, founded by (((them))), Europian countries were founded by pagans, who took no shit from anyone. Why is western Europe soo cucked then? They didnt have to endure communism. We did, soo we know that there are things that are way more important than feelings of bunch of mentaly ill fags.

>>35594254
Slav here. Cause our women still believe in gender roles.

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>>35594254
I think during the soviet era in those countries there was the first full integration of women in the society. Although the couldn't vote, well nobody could, they could do everything a man could do, and had the same duties to fullfill, like they couldn't stop working only because they had a child home.
Only in some instances they had priviliges like a long pregnancy leave. I think it was 6+ months, after working in the pregnant state proved to dangerous for the child and mothers health

Same dude. No matter what I'm constantly tired. I routinely doze off like 20 minutes after Ive woken up from an 8 hour sleep.

I also fall asleep at all the inappropriate times.

>>35594252
What's ur sets.

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>>35594252

Seconded, in fact I dare say I've got even less energy than when I guzzled down cola and chocolate. Personally I suspect I've already have the beetus and lots of other internal damage so that might be why there's no change whatsoever.

>>35594197
The what?
organa

>>35594353
dont worry, if you don't know what it is you dont need to, just a meme some fucking scam artist tries to sell to incels.

What's wrong with mewing?

>>35594171
I'm too dumb to understand the Occult.

>>35594171
it's just bait for the mentally ill
seriously this explains everything about the entire field. Also it's kind of a self-fulfilling loop. Mentally unstable people and occult shit do not mix well. I know people who think they are supernatural beings now and can beam healing energy into others

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It's interesting to read into it. I wish I was delusional to actually buy into it though

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>nutting after an 8 hour arm workout

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>>35594162
>tfw you need to sit down after you cum

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>when she pulls down too hard

>>35594133
cuddling?

original

>>35594133
69ing

Having her fuck you in the ass.

With sandpaper.

With a blowtorch

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>>35594117
I want to honestly ask whats wrong with your dick. how does it even get like that, if your dick looks like that you should just get a penectomy and wait for stem cells to grow you a new dick

This board is mark and Gerard's "dobby fan club" irl.

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>>35594106
>>35594454
>picking the ugliest bitch in the show
>not picking Big Suze or Nancy

>>35594506
>>not picking Big Suze or Nancy
>being this much of a normie

wew

>>35594059
>look forward to seeing oneitis in college every time
>get extremly pissed and sad when we dont get to talk and remain that way till next day
Shit's fun

>>35594096
OP here. This happens to me as well, it's miserable

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>oneitis makes a post
>heart beats faster

>>35594059

I know that feel, OP.
Shit fucking sucks.

Delete her from facebook and let her slide into a memory.

>>35594053
No. It's customary to wish people happy birthday on their birthday.

I like this pepe though. Very clean.

Also happy birthday man.

Is noy enough, anon.
I am sorry to say but you will need to tip your fedora waiting for Stacy pussy a bit more.

>>35594053
Yeah, sure. lol

>>35594007
>wat do?
Leave. Reddit sounds like a place for you.

>>35594036
Fuck off, normie.

I'm asking for honest opinions here, and the plausibility of such a scenario.
Go back to white-knighting roasties.

>>35594060
>he thinks I'm a normie
Nope, just up to date with memes. This SJW garbage was funny back in 2013, but it's stale and old.
kys

He's is now that he's famous.

>>35593993
what the fuck does that have anything to do with it

I remember seeing him on girls before he got really popular and thinking he was the nastiest looking man I've ever seen

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just let go already

>>35593938
She's telling you to try harder

>>35593938
start sending letters in the mail! :^)

works evertim