>"Anon, have you done your homework yet?"
Y-yes mommy
Qwertyuiop
>tfw didn't do homework for the majority of middle-high school
>still graduated
Murrican education folks
I don't want to Ms.Carmella.
Is Greg Heffley /ourguy/?
Nah, Rowley is /our guy/
>>35596454
That kids a faggot with the cheese touch
>>35596330
>perpetual victim
>self-centered
>awkward
yep sounds like us
>want to be anime in order to add a new hobby to my boring life
>people say it's one of the most life-changing beautiful mediums to exist
>start with Naruto because that's what you recommended here before as a good start
>tfw can't watch more than a couple episodes before getting bored and annoyed and catching up on western shows like Sopranos or The Americans instead
Am I just not meant for anime?
>>35596275
>>people say it's one of the most life-changing beautiful mediums to exist
>>35596275
>people say it's one of the most life-changing beautiful mediums to exist
what retards have you been talking to? It's just Japanese television.
Anyways if you're looking for something more "mature" you might want to check out monster
Are you stupid? Naruto is the McDonalds of anime. Do you eat two Big Macs and decide you're not meant for food if you don't like them?
If you're so lonely, why don't you just stop rejecting every woman that approaches you?
>implying a girl has ever approached me
>>35596233
They do, you're just oblivious to all of their signals.
>>35596233
This
Oreganniooii
>its an anon wakes up at noon only to wonder why he should get out of bed episode
>its an anon lones his car to his cousin who blows up the transmission episode
>its an anon gets laid off episode
this show just keeps getting better
>>35596209
>>its an anon wakes up at noon only to wonder why he should get out of bed episode
Hey, I watch that show too!
>it's an anon listens to the leftie professor's lesson and propaganda and gets mad
what am I doing with my life
He got a car? I've gotta catch up on that show some time.
I am conpletely fucking useless
Everyone here is fucking garbage.
Every time i go on discord you all have engineering degrees above average height and dick. Normal faces amd normal intelligence
I hate all of you so fucking much i hate that i see the chads from other boards here i hate all of you.
You are all posers.
Until you're unfunctioning to the point where you cant drive a car or wipe your ass properly and literally autistic i want you all to leave.
the ancient true robots actually killed themseselves a long time ago.
this is the leddit/9gag/facebook territory after they invanded.
>>35596240
where are the real robots?
i left in 2014 but visit once in a while. I want to chat with people like me who are legit unfunctioning
>>35596194
haha im so awkward talking to cashiers makes me nervous I'm such a robot lol I go to university and am smart enough to understand higher level mathematics
doot diddly donger cuckerino ha ha
Seriously...every leak shows these gorgeous women sucking/fucking very average looking dicks.
I thought all women wanted to be pounded by 10 inch salami logs? wtf has r9k lied to me all these years???
> REEEEEEEEE
>>35596111
From what I understand, dick size is VASTLY overrated by people with small cocks. Past like 4 inches, it doesn't really matter that much. Sure, bigger is generally better, but having an average or a bit below average cock isn't a deal breaker.
>>35596144
>t. superior gooklet male
Pictures fucking WHERE?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4149734/Global-epidemic-blindness-screen-time-blinding-kids-adults.html
>'Global epidemic of blindness' on the horizon, experts warn: Hours spent staring at screens 'will rob millions of their sight decades early'
>The high energy light emitted from digital screens is causing irreversible damage to our eyes by deteriorating the retinas.
>Damage to the retinas - the light-sensitive layer at the back of the eye - is the biggest cause of central blindness.
>the study showed exposure to LED light from tablet screens favors the expression of genes that promote cell death and the enzymes involved in causing cell death
ready to go blind, robots?
>>35596091
>tfw eyesight has already gone to shit
>doctor said too much time in front of computer screens has caused a slight curvature to my eye
>need glasses now
>>35596091
I've got flux on all my display devices, including my phone.
>dailymail
This is an ad for screen filters, which flux does for free.
I'm not going to have any fucking kids at this point so why should I give a shit?
Let all the normies' litle crotchfruit go blind.
Rate my pussy
>>35596053
nothing like tucking you dick and balls in between you legs, ay bill?
>>35596053
That's not how you tuck a dick you little shit.
BIG SEXY!!!!!!! MORE PLZ
WHY WON'T THEY GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB
AM I REALLY NOT QUALIFID ENOUGH TO FUCKING DELIVER PIZZAS OR MOVE AROUND BOXES
>>35595994
>equal opportunity job
>still ask for everyone's resume
>not allowed to apply in person
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
>>35595994
The only way for you to get a job is to threaten the employer and force him to give you a job.
>>35596037
> entry level
> still need 1-2 years experience
What is your most poetic, damaging, or ideal method and place to commit suicide?
If it were me, I'd commit suicide with a shotgun in the bus loading area at a elementary school. No one but myself would get hurt physically, but it'd leave a lasting effect on the community.
>>35595982
That'd be a fucked up thing to subject children to.
I heard of someone here wanting to die in a way that I thought was just beautifully cinematic.
>freezing cold
>snowing like a motherfucker
>Getting drunk
>Wandering out to some train tracks in the middle of nowhere
>popping a couple Xanax
>Fall asleep, neck resting on the tracks, awaiting your demise by either decapitation or frostbite
Something about that method of suicide just sounded so poignant. I really dug how that would look on film.
I want a nuclear bomb to explode above my head, so it's painless and quick.
Otherwise I'd prefer carbon monoxide poisoning, but I don't know how to do it.
>>35596089
If would be during school hours when kids are in class, or on the playground.
Not when the buses are there. Basically if the school was to close early getting kids to the buses would be difficult and they'd still have to talk about the issue with the children, even if none of them witness it first hand or see the body.
The beauty of it though is that no one can stop it, because if a police officer kills me there would still be a dead body.
where were you when captcha went too far?
>>35595976
what the hell am i seeing?
>literacy test before posting
About damn time
>>35595976
Machine uprising when?
I really, really want to put my dick inside a girl's butthole.
>>35595949
what is holding you back going to a prostitute?
It feels good but isn't as tight as a vagina. But if you're an ass freak like I am then the kink factor more than makes up for it.
>>35595949
purchase for yourself an anal fleshlight; place it between the couch cushions, and you have achieved the same but without the dates, awkwardness, and failure.
any of you go to /pol/ often?
Did it make u racist?
>it didn t make me racist
>because for me racism isn t logical but I find racist jokes to be funny
>>35595904
I stopped going, no more good threads anymore. Everyday it's just
>forced memes
>retarded r/the Donald tier threads
>who's white/who isn't threads
>praise kek nonsense
>same spam and bait threads that newfags always reply too
>random SJW Twitter screencap threads
Literally no politics are even discussed, /Int/ is way better for banter too. Their racist jokes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
/pol/ is the nihilistic crystal ball that predicts the future
use with moderation
>>35596050
>>35596077
yeah pretty much just race bait
Complete sentence :
I'd rather die a virgin than _____
I'd rather die a virgin than die as someone who saves thumbnails
>>35595882
getting cuck by a nigger bull
die a non-virgin