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>>35597623
Sometimes I feel like some people can tell I don't know though

>>35597623
Is you actually have the body for it and don't look like a monster, then it'd probably be a guess more than anything.

>>35597730
What i mean is, can they see it in your personaliity without you realizing?

*or had sex with

I'm blind and have been in a relationship before.

>>35597640
Not too blind.

>>35597594
Nope. Girls have free reign to lose their virginity whenever they want without being judged nowadays, unless it's at an extremely young age where they're "rightfully" labeled a slut.

It's 100x easier for a girl to lose it, which is part of why it's a much smaller deal.

>>35597594
I know a femanon who complains about being a virgin in her twenties.

She won't leave her house though.

>girls
>virgins

Come on op u know better than thaglt

>>35597590
yes actually

usually the panic sets in the morning after tho "oh god what did I do/say" etc

shitfaced shitposting is best shitposting tbqh

>>35597590
>8 beers
>shitfaced

are you 12? eight beers in a few hours is about half a buzz. step it up senpai.

>>35597590
3-4 to chill upwards of 8 you're getting into wrecked territory.

Don't compare yourself to others.

I'm short. I wish I were taller but it's not going to happen.

I've banged bitches taller than me because I knew how to play on their insecurities.

5'7"

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>>35597555
Don't give up brah. Don't lift for others, lift for yourself. Lift because there's nothing else you can control quite like your own body. It's a temple brah treat it well. Lifting in comparison to others is a vain pursuit. Dont give in, lift hard and heavy brah, you're gonna make it.

>>35597555
How short OP?
t. 5'9 king manlet

>you'll probably pussy out
>you won't beat the high score
>at this point no one cares

also how are the benefits at the NSA?

>>35597492
Because You're not like this piece of shit. He was a narcissic coward. That's all.

because the time has not come yet friendo

>>35597471
i wullk be

>>35597489
r-really?
are you a qt 3.14?

Where from?

origami

>weekly shower
Kill yourself. Saged.

>>35597503
Too much, or not enough?

oregano sauce

Not showering several times a day to get the lube from masturbating off your dick.

>>35597444
>What age does the pendulum swing back towards men, even a tiny bit?
After women reach 30 because then they're looking for beta providers to settle.

>>35597444
>She's still working at Starbucks now
What do you work as?

If you are moderately successful, the 30s. Don't fall for their trap though.

>>35597220
Tell her to btfo.
Fucking roasties.

nice blog shit breath

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you know this thread can only end in one place, right?

first you start killing people

>>35597175
real hitmen are niggers with hi-points, they shoot the person and get rid of the handgun. My guess is that "assassin" is rarely a profession, it's more like a task that comes with being in the drug business.

>>35597175
I think it's the kind of life you're born into
You probably can't just get into a life of crime like that

>no replies

Wow fucking thank you

Fucking robot solidarity, 5/7 would tell a sad tale and get fucking ignored again without a problem

>>35597394
my nigger you only waited 12 minutes
(you)s take time

yeah anon I know the feel, I get called boring all the time. I basically only have one friend I can talk to and he even thinks i'm boring. I'm so fucked for life

So jack off what's the problem?

You can get a gf too. I have faith in you

Time to get cucking

Start lifting weights. Eat healthy.

Fuck your dad and get a job at McDonald's

>>35597073
go into politics

>>35596983
just do it anyway and if she walks in ask her to "help"

>not wanting to get caught fapping by your sister

Fag.

>>35597024
The last time that happened she screamed and didn't talk to me for a few days.