If you ever had a child, what would you name him or her?
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>>35598201
I can't have butt babies anon
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>>35598201
>assuming their name
Fuck off shitlord
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Son would get my fathers name
Daughter would get Helen or w/e the wife chooses
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Do you ever feel disgusted from yourselves, /r9k/?
I'm getting fucking obese. Failing college for the second time. Lying to my parents for money. All the money I give for weed, when I'm out of money I get piss drunk. I haven't had female contact in 2 years. I'm evil. I'm a negative influence on the world. It would be better if I was dead.
I think about suicide often but I always decide that scumbags like me never kill themselves. I just say fuck the world and keep going until the next time I want to vomit from my actions and my being. I feel physical disgust thinking about something as lowly as me. Best part is I have some mediocre talents but I squander them away. Blog over.
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>>35598136
Why do you think we smoke/drink all the time? Why do you think we cut ourselves off from women? Why do you think we constantly idealize suicide?
Because we hate ourselves
its kinda like an ouroboros of self-loathing; we do these things because we hate ourselves and we hate ourselves because we do these things
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>>35598177
Well, I say we better kill ourselves. Don't know about you but I'll never do it. Cus I'm evil. I used to be good but now I've built defense walls and I don't give a fuck about anyones well being but my own. Still sometimes when the shield cracks I see reality and how I hurt others.
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>>35598324
>Well, I say we better kill ourselves. Don't know about you but I'll never do it. Cus I'm evil. I used to be good but now I've built defense walls and I don't give a fuck about anyones well being but my own. Still sometimes when the shield cracks I see reality and how I hurt others.
Same except I also too am not able to kill myself
its nice to make others feel pain every once in awhile, too
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>tfw your aunt is younger than you and she routinely flirts with you
Would I be a degenerate to ask her out? She's my mom's sister by the way.
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I'm in a similar situation. I'm 25 and my aunt is 18 and she's super cute and always on my dick but she's my aunt. I don't know what to do.
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If she wasn't your mom's sister I'd say go for it, I have some distant aunts who'd get dicked down fast if they were up for it
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How the fuck can your Aunt be younger than you?
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>come to /r9k/
>hide 30 threads
>leave
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>>35598116
>come to /r9k/
>report 30 threads
>stay and see 10 of them pruned
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>>35599104
>come to /r9k/
>report 30 threads
>none of them get deleted
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only 30? what the fuck
also this is me every motherfucking time
i spend more time hiding threads until i've hidden the whole fucking catalog
i won't be back.
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Nobody cares about me, nobody bothers about me, nobody will read this either.
Yesterday was my birthday, I didn't get anything, I talked to nobody, I sat in my room alone, and nobody said anything.
Tell me, what is it, that's preserving any sanity I have left?
Nothing, absolutely nothing, I have nothing and nobody left.
I am already insane, I have already cracked, and there is no going back.
I hate everything. I hate everyone, I hate myself.
I've tried to take my own life, multiple times, and in response I was locked up like a prisoner not for my own safety, but for the safety of others, I was painted like I was a monster for just being depressed.
Regrettably, I'm very quickly becoming that monster that for so long I was treated as, and it hurts. people have hurt me, used me, bullied me, patronized me, belittled me and betrayed me.
I've been offered no help, medicine has failed me, in many respects made several parts of my life worse.
people have all but abandoned me, before I was alone with hope that when I tried I could be a better person, now I'm broken, I have no hope, I'm filled with nothing but a whirlwind of perpetual hate and suffering, and the levels of hate flowing through me none of you can even comprehend.
One day you'll see me in a light you don't want to see me in, one day i will justifiably be painted as the monster you like to paint me as, one day I will be gone forever, and on that day I can't imagine how much worse my reality will have eventually become.
I won't say it again; I want to die.
And if there is no way out of this emptiness, depression, regret, sadness and madness, this insanity, this whirlwind of self-destruction, hate and suffering... I don't know what else to do.
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>>35597989
Everyone of you here has the opportunity to live a good life. but so far it hasn't happened yet. why? why is that? it's because you're trapped, right? isn't that why?
Sure, that might be how you feel. Stuck in a box you can't get out of. Well, who made the box? You all think you want to be free. Everything would be great if only you didn't have this shit, that you gotta take care of. This crap you gotta worry about. Well, i got news for you. You love your prison. You love the prison you made for yourself. If somebody came along and broke the lock, right now, you wouldn't know what the hell to do with yourself. You wouldn't have a clue.
>So what do i do?
You grow the fuck up. You start reading books and you start working out. You want to go to school to get money so you can get a qt wife? Fuck that shit brah. You need to do that for your own sake.
Start by reading a book called "Fuck feelings." You got friends, you just can't meet them in person.
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>>35598036
>just go to school brah, #phuckfeelings
Ok and where am I gonna get the money for that if I can't even get a job at walmart? You want me to take out student loans? Retard.
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>>35598036
>You want to go to school to get money so you can get a qt wife?
No.
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If you want to lose your virginity why don't you take the subway?
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what the fuck. If i were that guy i would of slapped her, I dont care how hot she is.
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That's one of the cool Chads who only has long-term stable relationships and tries to help betas out. Good on him.
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>>35598009
She's ugly, plus she looks like she's 40 years old at least. This is what late-stage Stacy looks like when Chad has dumped her and she couldn't find a beta money man to marry. She has become crazy Stacy, humper of subways.
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Avoided leaving the house for three years and it's changed me for far worse. Are shrinks a meme? What do I do
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>>35597955
Point of no return. You can't get contacts back. You are all alone now. fug
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>>35597991
what did he mean by tthis
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Did something similar. You are probably fucked, whatever was the reason that make you do that it shows that you are a little fucked in the head from the start to make such a stupid decision. Then you put 3 years of isolation and social reclusion.
Shrinks only work if you really want to change, its all in your hands, shrinks has nothing to do with it
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About to walk into a 280+ person uni St Patty's day party. I know one person there who likely invited me due to pity. I'm completely sober. Any last minute tips pretty spooked tbqh
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>>35597944
If you can, drink a little before you go, so you can loosen up.
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Drink a lot and try not to reveal your power level
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>>35597944
don't look men directly to the eyes or you will be beaten
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Would you rather have a cripplingly painful physical condition, or a cripplingly painful mental illness?
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Define cripplingly painful mental illness
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>>35598002
Why the mental illness?
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>>35598002
Shit I misread "define" as "definitely". OK for the sake of scenario "cripplingly painful mental illness" is really bad schizophrenia.
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Fucking clits, how do they work?
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Dong that doesn't jizz
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>>35597903
hold up
lemme ask ur mom
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>>35597996
or piss, or grow several times it's "normal" size. it does get swollen/firmer when aroused.
that's basically it.
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>tfw browsing /r9k on my new iPhone
Are you jelly?
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>Uses phone
>Phonefag
>Not real robot
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>>35597858
That's how I've always browsed you faggot. Now get the fuck off my board.
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>>35597858
>browsing on phone
Kill yourself.
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>tfw when no >tfw when no belly gf thread thread
How's everyone holding up knowing that they'll spend another night not resting their heads on a soft girl's belly?
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dumping original posts
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Clothed bellies certainly have an aesthetic to them
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All bellies do though
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Does this song represent /r9k/, or at least in some aspects?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOcYS0ApVHk
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>>35597806
/r9k/ is shit, song is shit. So yes, it does.
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No, this does https://youtu.be/1ky1td3_6LY
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This song is perfect for the people who lost their oneitis to chad.
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How do I improve my life without doing anything? 2017-03-17 09:21:55 Post No.35597723
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How do I improve my life without doing anything?
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i.e. secret codes, hacks.
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>>35597723
shoot heroin into your urethral tract
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You get a sharp object and open your main blood vessels, that oughta do the trick.
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>>35597723
Drink a lot of water
Wake up and go to sleep at set times
Exercise daily
Limit your time spent on computer/phone
Those things worked for me
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anons I lost my V-Card and the related wizardly powers to a whore today
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>>35597673
That's so sad, if it was a girl that meant something to you like a gf it would be worth maybe but I can't see myself giving up my wizard powers for a random whore
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>>35597722
I lost all my hopes to get a gf and I wanted to try the experience, it was quite nice btw
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>>35597722
>girl that meant something to u
Even then she might just be become someone u fucked.