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>tfw todays my birthfday
>tfw 19 and still khv
>tfw did nothing today just play vidya
>tfw not even a single text just from my mother
what do normies do on their birth days?
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>>35599189
you know what must be done today
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You're not a normie, yes?
Then don't do what they do, anon.
Probably get laid, that's not an option for us.
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>>35599206
thanks for reminding me anon almost forgot but before ill do gods work
Hey guys. Spilled some molten plastic and burned my fingers. How badly did I just fuck my shit up?
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About 2 units
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>>35599070
They're called digits, dummy.
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Today the fucking italy volcano erupted
Mount Etna
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Please don't tell me you guys would seriously turn down sex with a black girl.
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I would but I want her to force me down and forcefully extract the semen from my penis while calling me names in ebonics
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I would without a doubt.Sorry
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well i prefer to not get stds or stis so yes I would you nigger
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>he doesn't lift
>he wears glasses
>he's pale
>he thinks his disheveled hair and shitty beard looks good
These are why you're a virgin. Start working out TODAY and maybe you could look like me in a few years and get laid.
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>>35599017
because /fit/ and /fa/ are just drowning in pussy, aren't they?
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>tfw too poor to not wear glasses (too poor for PPK)
how the fuck is working out supposed to cure my nearsightedness
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>>35599017
fucking caught you fags
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>watched by edgy 12 year old lesbians
>Watched in highschool clubs
>Watched by people who aren't even weebs
So r9k, what do you think knowing your obsession is mainstream?
Pic related, BuzzFeed posting about anime
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not my shows though
that's like saying "lol guys now you can't like warhammer now that normalfags do DnD sometimes"
they'd never watch half the shit I watch, and most normalfags don't deal with seasonal shows, they just watch the pre-validated dubs that they're told to watch
they pose no threat to me other than their dumb obsession with trying to pressure japan into making less loli and more "manime"
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Let's not forget some of the great things ruined by chads. Pokemon, Minecraft, music, virgins, pretty much anything you can think of that you could love has been taken from you.
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>>35598962
Firstly, I know for a fact that normalfags aren't into what I like.
Secondly, even if they were it wouldn't bother me since I pretty much have no contact with them other than this place.
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What's it like being a lesbian?
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Not like being raped and murdered, unfortunately.
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>>35598889
does the cute one have a cock also?
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>>35598889
I actually knew a chick who was prison gay, idk they are fucking crazy.
You guys want to here a funny story?
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Post stories about the suicide of the people you used to know, I want to know some because I live in a basement and I don't know the life out of there. I'm also thinking about an hero 'cause I'm ugly brainlet.
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>>35598888
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FUCKING CHECKED
DUDE CHECK MY DUBS BRO
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>>35598888
>8888
I only know a hobo who hanged himself almost 10 years ago.
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>>35598888
Sweet fucken digits m8
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What do women look for in men robots?
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>>35598857
Good looks and absolutely nothing else.
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>>35598857
Feels, which come from a whole soup of qualities and attributes.
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>>35598857
wb protection?
When I was younger I thought the fact that when you die you go to heaven and live there forever and ever was cool.
But now that I think about it, a place where you live forever and ever without no ending would be a living hell.
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Heaven does seem like a weird concept. I consider myself to be fairly lazy, but even I can't play vidya for more than a few hours before thinking I should be doing something productive. Are you supposed to just chill out for eternity? It sounds like that Twilight Zone episode where the gangster does nothing but win.
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>>35598795
yeah, think about what reincarnation would be like
man poor bill murray in groundhog day what a nightmare
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>>35598795
When I was a kid, I freaked the fuck out when they told me about heaven and eternal life. Scared the shit out of me.
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Can we have a talk about the state of this board?
We're drowning in newfags, normies and attention whores, people are using 'femanon'/'fembot'(I want to puke) unironically, we have discord and attention whoring/face posting threads almost every day. And of course, and as soon as some attention whore claiming to be a 'femanon' shows up anywhere, she'll get repies by thirsty betas, while bragging normies won't even get replies telling them to fuck off anymore.
This needs to stop.
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>>35598749
thanks for the card nerd
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>>35598749
Nice pepe.
I'm not even going to assume this is original
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>>35598782
>>35598789
STOP STEALING MY PEPES
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT
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What does it mean when a girl locks her legs behind your back like this?
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>>35598715
she wants to be bred
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It means child support payments for the next 18 years.
Only if you're white, though.
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>>35598715
I wish a girl did that to me.
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Why girls didn't wanted him? he's at least 8/10
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He had a shitty personality
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>>35598702
He was very effeminate and made no actual overtures towards trying to get a girl. He was 100% positive that it was them who should be coming to him because he was so "magnificent". Such is the ruin caused by narcissism.
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>>35598702
He never tried to approach girls, get to know them or ask them out.
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What are the best reasons not to kill yourself?
Hard mode: No "my mummy/friend would be sad ;~;" or anything like that.
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>>35598693
You can't fap if you're dead
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>>35598693
For all I know there's no substances to abuse after I'm dead so. that's a no go.
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>>35598693
If suicide is so great why haven't you done it yet faggot
Who /pillowhumping/ here? I can't stop and I love it.
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>>35598689
Enjoy your fucked up little dick anon cause no one else will
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>>35598725
Ill enjoy op small Benis in my mouth
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>>35598725
Zero credible evidence that it's harmful if you do it gently/within reason. Lawrence Sank is a quack.
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>be white
>black girl I know likes me
>keeps following me around and bothering me all the time
>finally had it and tell her I would never date a black girl in a million years
>she doesn't even get mad at me, she's just sad and looks like shes about to cry
>she says she's sorry for bothering me and leaves
>feel bad because I expected her to chimp out on me but she didn't
>realize that maybe she's actually kind of nice
>feel like a dickhead
How do I fix this?
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>>35598679
Don't you have a right to a preference. However do not call yourself a robot
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Buy her a bucket of KFC and a Beyonce CD.
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you are a dickhead man. you couldve rejected her without bringing race into the question, she probably hates herself for being black because that wasnt good enough for you. that aint right man.