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>be charismatic and make women laugh when talking to them
>fit and above average looks and 190cm tall
>women orbit me in college and pretty much everywhere
>spark their interest and they obviously want me
>dont know how to flirt in a sexual way to let them know i wanna fuck them
>they wait for me to make a move
>just end up dissapointing them and wasting their time

I had a chance to be with girls i was basically in love with every time, and i fucked up EVERY time.
So now im a 21 yearold virgin that never had a girlfriend and i fooled everyone into thinking i had sex and girlfriends, because i just give off that vibe and im very secretive and private in general so no one knows what i do in my free time. I cant make myself express sexual desire to a woman. Im not gay or anything, i wanna fuck them so badly, yet i cannot make myself do it. The only time i managed to do it, was when i was piss drunk. On top of all this i am extremly lazy an introverted so i rarely leave the house.
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>>35599757
Same, here
>189cm
>model tier face
>charismatic
>can easily make chicks laugh
>chads respect me for no reason
>never even tried getting a gf, because too lazy and afraid of commitment

Everyone thinks that i'm outgoing and have lots of friends but in reality, I don't have a single good friend and i never leave my house exept when i need to go to college.
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>182cm
>green eyes with heterochromia
>lifting for quite some time
>get lots of attention from girls
>intelligent
>talented
>highly symmetrical, masculine face
>excellent beard genetics
>nice muscle insertions, lifting for years

>females with bfs will start treating their bf like shit when i'm around and giving me attention

>don't talk to girls except online because none of them can be trusted

>don't get into relationships because girls cant be trusted
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>lost virginity at 16
>of german descent with a super krauty last name
>one of the few white dudes in HS, so all the latina girls always thought i was cute and played with my hair
>got to college, started getting laid regularly
>girls consider me cute and handsome but not REALLY cute or handsome
>can go on dates and make them laugh the whole time

on the other side
>only 5'10
>twinkish body type
>brown eyes

i dont think i have what it takes

Just a friendly reminder that the latent racism on /r9k/ is a /pol/ psyop : there is no actual reasons for robots to be openly racist.

>inb4 "b-but shitskins can't be robots"

If you reply to this thread with a racist slur, just know that you're being puppeted by /pol/tards.
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>>35599611
This 100%
/pol/ calls us degenerates constantly. Do not play into their little recruitment game.

Find actual political philosophy to align yourself with, not nonsense.
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>>35599834
It's sad that robots don't see that this perverse trend is coming straight up from those retards
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>>35599611
/pol/ is just what white people talk about behind closed doors

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I was just wondering something. Are there any robots here with 3 testicles? If so, could you maybe provide a picture with a timestamp? I'm curious as to if there's actually someone who browses /r9k/ with 3 or more testicles.
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>>35599541
anon what the heck
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>>35599541
what in the fuck, you need to get that checked out you fucking mutant
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That's awesome, OP. You are the next step in evolution.

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Anyone else get almost raped by girls before?
Three times now, women I have known and not shown interest in have gotten me more drunk than I wanted to be and put me into their bed.
They were pretty, but I never do anything because I don't want to embarass myself but it's hard not to touch them when they go to sleep.
Once on the bus a girl kept getting in front of me and rubbing her ass on me. I kept moving and she kept doing it.
I wish it would stop happening, it just reminds me of how much of a pussy I am for not taking that final step because I'm scared they won't like my small penis
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Only once but it was the full way and by force.
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>>35599638
What happened?story please. bleb
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>>35599676
We were friends and I'm a hungry skeleton, tried doing MMA kind of thing which she was a regular, and physically fit. The time that it happened, she tried to initiate something and I refused, she turned it violent. Ended up breaking my arm and two ribs to do it, but she did.

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Cards against Humanity cunts.

http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=27

>server is Dickfingers.
>Join Sharon
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>>35599443
That picture is fucking disgusting. You're trash.
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>>35599452

I actually opened the thread just so I could save it
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>>35599846
bump a new game is beginning

come join this melancholic, kafkaesque chatroom for social recluses and post cursed images and vent about your feelings.

https://discord.gg/KkKASa6

I love you
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bump for comfy moomin
quack
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*bump*
originalioanoo
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quackerino

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I was thinking about loli artwork, which then got me thinking about obscenity law.

Is there a good reason why laws like that exist? Should they still exist in the 21st century?
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>>35599403
Is "impeding pedophilic behaviours" a good reason to you?
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>>35599456
Would you kindly elucidate?
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>>35599470
> Drawing pornographic material involving minors
> Pedophilic behaviour
What sort of elucidation do you need?

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Im about to ruin my life [more] lol.

Also when you see it.
You will not shit bricks

But rage inside wistfully.
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You're so dumb you managed to take a picture upside down
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>>35599428
Ikr. But u see?
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You're registering to vote.

How does this ruin your life?

It's mandatory for all men.

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>make thread or reply
>look it over AFTER posting it
>realize how fucking stupid it is or I notice I made a typo
>close thread, don't open it again
>see thread getting a shitload of new replies in the catalog
>try to ignore it
Who knows this feel?
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>>35599384
just delete your thread my dude
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>>35599416
w-why? is this thread stupid too?
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>>35599512
no, in the future if you regret making a thread you can use the delete button at the bottom of the page

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Why the hell is twitter so popular with normies?
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>@CPagliaOfficial
>@CP
>CP
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>>35599372
Camille Paglia is fuckin based tho; has written extensively about how defending art from colleges and how third wave feminism infantilized women and undid what they fought for. She's also really funny to watch because she talks like she's on coke
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>>35599713
*about defending

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>get passable trap girlfriend
>only you know she's a trap
>parents are finally happy you have a girlfriend
>you're getting regular sex and living your futa fantasy
>you're having fun watching movies, eating out and doing fun stuff with your gf.
>you can cum in her ass raw x10000 and she'll never ever get pregnant
>she'll love you unconditionally.
>I don't think traps cheat.
>She won't divorce you and take half your stuff because she's a trap lul.

So guys, why the fuck not?
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>>35599371
>>I don't think traps cheat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
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>So guys, why the fuck not?
Because I don't know how to complete this step
>get passable trap girlfriend
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>>35599371
>>you can cum in her ass raw x10000 and she'll never ever get pregnant

it's the same with girls, dummy.

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Give me ONE good reason not to convert to Islam.

>get to shit on women
>get to shit on faggots
>get to talk shit right to a libcucks face and they'll prostrate right in front of you and spread their ass cheeks as an apology
>can't be made to shave my beard by an employer
>can get a qt brown gf and fucking murder her if I even see her in the presence of another man
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>>35599304
^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Goes to Israel
>>Gets beheaded
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>>35599401
>go to a white country
>have libcucks literally throwing pussy and money at you

Yeah, I think I'll go with the white countries over a bunch of fucking jews.
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>>35599618
yeah but you can just convert to an extremist asian christian sect and get all of the above, plus be allowed in israel and able to get a security clearance

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Stacy comes up to you and says that she he a fetish for khv neet losers and that she wants to date you.

How do you respond?
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>>35599300
>How do you respond?
Maybe we should become fuck buddies?
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>>35599300
I'd probably lick her face
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>>35599300
This is just some elaborate trick right? Wait, how the fuck did you get into my command center?

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tell me anon, what's bothering you right now?

could be anything that's been going on for long or anything recent either
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I have a mental conflict going on that's so bad, I can't figure out who I want to be. indecisiv ass whitey.
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>>35599296
I'm quitting therapy and i'm feeling sad and angry because i'm not getting any answers for my issue (low-confidence, cowardice and depression in general).
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>>35599329
what different ways do you see yourself?

>>35599354
i wanted to think of something nice to say, but all i can think of is good luck, your situation sounds pretty tough

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>go to pick up take out food with Mom
>pull into our favourite Mexican restaurant
>mention that I'm using the restroom
>As we enter building, mom says that bathroom is forward and left, past the bar
>One man middle aged man and what appears to be his daughter and slightly older daughter are there
>"Why don't you use your own restroom" as I walk by
>Take a second to comprehend.
>"Go fuck yourself" as I walk bye
>Wash hands and leave, stare at the trio on my way out. They lock eyes momentarily then shift their gaze down to their food.

Should I have killed them? I was with my mom so I didn't make a scene but my legs were shaking and I did want to deck the shit out of that guy. What would you do?
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>>35599258
Can you explain this again? I've having a hard time comprehending what happened.
>Why don't you use your own restroom
Who said this? Were they telling you to use a different restroom?
>Go fuck yourself
Who said this?
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>>35599306
This older man sitting at the bar with two younger girls.

He said "why don't you use your own bathroom" after my mom told me the location of the restroom.

I didn't even know why anyone would say that, and still don't. I took a second to understand what happened. I looked up and saw a middle aged guy with an unusually long face and said " go fuck yourself" as I walked past and into the bathroom.
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>>35599570
this still makes no sense

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