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>>39662416
>tfw a thread like this literally doesn't get replies while sissy trap threads and other normie faggotry get 200+posts
fuck this place

>>39662416
>tfw you get obsessive over a girl who REALLY like you a lot, but you creep her out so much she blocks you

>>39663137

Unfortunately, Our culture is being replaced.

she's cute btw
how do I girl?

>>39662400
It's quite simple really, you close your /r9k/ tab and never come back to this board because you are a fucking normalfag and don't belong here

>>39662400
The answer is b but it's not because the cube is moving, it's because the room is moving

>>39662399
> mfw sad
> try to fall asleep
> masturbate (2nd time already)
> smoke
> eat a cookie
> try to go to sleep again
*fixed

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>mfw sad for 6 months
>mfw just sometimes have sudden outburts of sadness
>mfw fetal position, tears, and brown noise to drown out my thoughts, is the only thing that let's me sleep after an hour of trying.

>>39662518
Everything will soon be okay anon

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>>39662394
I'd reply with one about farmers, if it weren't too corny.

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>>39662394
why did the booger cross the road because everyone was picking on him

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Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lac tose

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Well, if you don't know- I don't know. I don't know what you don't even know. WHY? Why is it that I do not know? I do not know because you don't know. And I shall continue to go through life not knowing because I do not know what you do not know. In other words, what don't you know, so that I might know what it is that you do not know about?

Do you want to pork with Jenna Marbles or something?

>>39662345
God she is the fucking worst

>>39662581
>Do you want to pork with Jenna Marbles or something?
are you implying there are people whom don't?

Considering suicide
Ofcoursethisisntoriginal

Watching a speedrunner and trying to put off going to bed and starting another goddamn work week

>>3966229
IM PIC
IM PICKLEEEEEEE RIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKK

dicks are good for aiming I guess?

>>39662287
Because god decided it to be so when he created humans 6000 years ago

>>39662287

Ask Father God.

damns thats gross

fuck off btw

>>39662267
Stabbing yourself in the chestis the most intense way to go out

>>39662409
followed by what? is pills and hanging more intense than shotgun to mouth?

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>>39662227
When will she finally die?

reply to my thread reeeeee kbfdt

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>>39662227
I hope she kills u originally.
Also, anyone know where her instagram went? :3

My problems are caused by other people period

>>39662158
It will decrease itself in time, we dont have to do shit

>>39662158
All of us robots make a suicide pact and end it all.

Is it cute or grossly shapen?

When it comes to t-girls, I prefer girls with a smaller dick than me, actually.

>>39662125
Heck yeah dude
the smaller the better

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they think they can laugh it off.

But a roastie is still disgusting even if it is muh genetics, which isn't isn't since most women are whores with blown out roasties.

>>39662057
Who cares what causes beef curtains, whether they're genetic or not doesn't change the fact that they look ugly as fuck.

When has the fact that dick size is genetic ever stopped women insulting tiny dicks?

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>>39662057
>haha women aren't insecure about their genitals at all h-hahaha ha...

>>39661952
>How come r9k is less racist than other boards? Are robots more friendly?

If the two boards you browse are /r9k/ and /pol/, then sure, /r9k/ is comparatively less racist

>Are robots more friendly?

No, Robots are just Robots: we don't get too many edgy normies dumping in over summer unlike /pol/ and /b/. Though one of the top threads right now has a guy shitting on Mexicans; so clearly we aren't pure

>>39661976
fpbp

ops a newfig

>>39661837
Save yourself anon. Try not to depend on anyone but yourself

It is said that one species of the lobster is sometimes left upon the rocks by the receding tide. When so left the poor animal has not sufficient instinct and energy to work its way into the water, but waits for the returning tide to float it from its temporary prison.
There on the rocks it would remain and die, although a slight effort would enable it to reach the waves, tossing but a few feet below. The world is full of people who, like the lobster, are waiting for the tide of prosperity to float them out of the niche where they have stranded. These human lobsters have not the ability nor the inclination to bear their own burdens. They seek help from others and hope to ride through some fortuitous combination of circumstances that shall carry them with a bound to fame and fortune. There are thousands of such people, mere "hangers-on" of society, who are cheating themselves with this foolish idea, that they are to be helped to a livelihood without putting forth manly effort for themselves.
What man is there, prominent in the affairs of a community, who is not besieged with applications to help poor creatures to work they cannot do and to positions they cannot fill.
Such men seem to feel that if they could only "get a lift" of a thousand or so to make a start, they would soon be the possessors of millions won by their own splendid genius and industry. They do not realize that they lack the true ring of greatness or they would not be in the condition of helplessness that they now are. They fail to see that the man who cannot improve upon little could not advance upon much. They mistake their extravagant wishings for talent and delude themselves into the idea that the world is frowning upon merit and doing injustice to latent genius. Such people need to wake up to the idea that the world does not owe them a living, does not owe them anything but a halter for their impudence.

>>39662459
They need to learn that personal worth and personal effort are the forces that count in the world's work, and that outside help can do little for a man who does not help himself.
In the same spirit men look to the government, to education, to organized beneficial societies, to help them take life easy. They long to be high up among the great of earth, but look to artificial help as a means of elevation. But none of these things give a permanent help to a man. They may greatly assist a man of power and vim, but are utterly worthless in the case of these "limp people" who will put forth no active effort in their own behalf. The truth is, these people are too indolent to make their way in the world, and wish to shine with borrowed light. They expect to pose before the public in a false attitude and win their living by their wits instead of their industry. They send up a senseless cry for help, when there is no help but self-help, no salvation but self-salvation. Such people need the sting of want to teach them the first salutary lesson of life. When they can be brought down to the iron doors of hunger, they can taught that the way to success is in the way of conquered peril, in the way of over-mastered difficulty, in the way of sharp encounter, hardship and unyielding toil.

ok you seriously would have to be the most racist fucker alive to not choose the black woman here

>>39661796
Yes, we are racist. Congratulations, you figure it out!

holy shit martial arts deathmatches sign me the fuck up you saucy asian succubus