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FUCKING NORMIES ONLY REAL ROBOTS ARE ONLINE NOW
GET IN HERE https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
we're watching the accountant. ben affleck has autism. Come join us
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Surprisingly decent movie.
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>>35600087
Bump for autistic chads
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join for shitty room urls
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>got my 4-year
>planned to go into law
>decided not to take up debt
>went and got my CDL
>started driving trucks
>make 2-3x as much as the McD wagecucks
>get into truck stop
>start chatting with truckers my age (mid-20s)
>ask me what got me into trucking
>mention I had gotten a degree, but didnt want to finish a grad program
>they ask me what my degree is inphilosophya liberal arts degree
>mfw
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Philosophy makes a good undergrad for Law majors. In all fairness you thought for sure you were getting into Law after school.
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>>35600513
This, and not going to law school these days is the optimal strategy.
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>>35600513
>>35601479
Basically this. I was looking at the average law numbers, and going into debt $100k+ to start at $55k seemed stupid, when literally truck driving over the road could pay as much.
Plus, there's not a single SJW truck driver. It's a good culture.
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>tfw you're going to get smashed as shit this weekend just in the hopes you wake up next to a husky
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>>35600035
hello again tfw no wanwan kun.
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>>35600072
What are you talking about, anon!? I post almost everyday!
Sometimes I get tired and go to sleep though.
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>tfw you're going to get smashed as shit this weekend, cut all contact with your friends, and threaten to kill yourself because you're a deranged bipolar freak
ftfy
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What does it mean when a female only has male friends?
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She's a tomboy (but she would probably hang out with dykes). Or she loves the cock way too much.
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She wants to desperately be "one of the guys" and says that she likes videogames and horror films from the 80's because since her father never gave her attention she tries to get male approval by all means necessary, but she is not a (full-blown) slut, so she won't do so via sex.
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She's crazy so she can't get along with other women so she befriends men because her only redeeming value is her looks and she knows they all want to fuck her.
Anonymous
Called off work tonight 2017-03-17 11:27:22 Post No.35599999
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> read 5 chapters of my book
> tested out shirt prototypes (starting a business)
> went for a run
> did laundry and cooked
> designed logo
> invested more money in eth
> manage social media accounts
Who /getsshitdone/ here?
Bout to smoke some weed from my new vaporizer and watch some db super.
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>>35599999
GOT FUCKING HEX
999999
Anon you are for real getting shit done
now me
>finish my 13 tracks solo industrial metal album
>edit a clip for one of the songs
>open bank account to receive payments once people get my shit from my bandcamp
>changing my haircut to a much more attractive one
>will soon not wear glasses anymore
We will all make it
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>>35600200
Keep going man, lets get some more positivity ITT.
Also is there any better feeling then getting paid to stay home?
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>>35600780
Yes, getting paid TONS to stay home.
Soon...
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what does r9k think about acid attacks?
tell me
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>>35599973
Only if they deserved it.
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It's for niggers and muslims.
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>>35599973
Uhmmmmmm those women were disrespecting Islam......
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(this guy is crippled and couldn't defend her even if he tried. what's your excuse?)
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He's still Chad
origainio
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She is only with him so she appears as a better person in society and social media. I bet she makes fun of him when she's in bed with a fully abled Chad.
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>>35599919
You should know already that facial bone structure and only facial bone structure makes a chad.
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I had almost perfect genes
>not a manlet
>not balding
everything is good but
>chinlet
>wristlet
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Sames, could be worse off I suppose man don't worry about it
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Im the opposite
>bald
>manlet
>ugly face
But
>have a huge dick
Not like itll be used properly though
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>>35599864
How /chinlet/ are you? Surely it's nothing a little facial hair cant hide.
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I don't even enjoy jacking off anymore.
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>>35599845
i cant even get hard to vanilla porn anymore
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Don't do it for about 7 days or so. The next time you do it'll feel about amazing, especially if you do some physical activity throughout the week.
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>>35599916
I do it twice a week only these days and have been doing so for quite a few months now. I workout 3 times a week.
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Alright guys, I need some advice.I know this is not /adv/ but I only browse this board and I feel like you guys can provide me a better advice.
Some background info first:
>kissless hugless virgin
>very few friends
>foreigner
>had no girls interested in me(I think)
>Almost scored ''wizz apprentice'' on the /r9k/ test
Anyway, let's start
>best friend has a friend who has a friend
>that friend think my best friend is cute
>they add each other on normiebook and they talk
>live in Ireland, get invited by best friend to hang out during paddy's day
>around 6 persons will go, that girl comes as well
>big day comes
>we will call that girl X for now
>X starts to flirt with me ( I didn't know at first but my friend told me)
>small flirting starts to turn into heavy flirting
>I am desperately trying to save the situation and make her talk to my best friend instead of me
>doesn't work, best friends gets pissed off and leaves after a while
>wanted to leave as well but keep getting dragged by the others
>discover X is actually pretty okay, we share similar interests, music taste, watches anime this sort of stuff
>kinda like her.jpg
>she is still heavy flirting with me
>text message my friend, he is pissed off and angry(obviously)
>keep rejecting her heavy flirting
>all the other people in the group are telling me to go for it and stop being such a pussy
>it was really hard but I kept rejecting the flirting as much as I could
>end of the day, she leans in to kiss me but I just hug her
>go home, talk to my friend , he says he doesn't want to come between me and my happiness
>he says if he was in my situation, he wouldn't do it,but nevertheless he won't let a girl come between us.
>exchanged contact info with X
So what should I do /r9k/?Betray my best friend and have a gf and stop being a KHV or just reject her?
My best friend will still talk to me, but the relationship might be downgraded a bit.X also has had several bfs in the past so keep that in mind when deciding.
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Do it.
Do it 100%
Do not fall for the in-jokes and stay a KHV. Absolutely get with her.
Free yourself from this hell.
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>>35599833
>>foreigner
Where are you from anon?
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>>35600048
Romania but I live in Ireland.I've been here for a long time though, so my english is okay and I am fully assimilated.
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These donuts are green 2017-03-17 11:16:52 Post No.35599814
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjYW8A5P-Xc
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>>35599814
I want reviewbrah to plow my ass.
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do robots not like gree donuts?
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>>35599823
I want to suckle his penis
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How is having a sister like? do you get to see her naked, hug her, casually touch her boobs and the like? Does she love you? I wonder if having one would have made other women less misterious to me.
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It's fine. No that's disgusting, occasionally, no like I said disgusting. Maybe I don't know. And no. Jesus OP it's not like that incest porn if you were to grow up with one you'd be disgusted at the fact of thinking of you fucking your own sister.
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>>35599810
>see her naked
no, that's wrong by my standards.
>hug her
no, we hate each other
>casually touch her boobs and the like
no, that's wrong by my standards.
>does she love you?
no
>I wonder if having one would have made women less mysterious to me
Probably not.
OP, Women are just submissive men.
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>>35599882
Why tho? Sisters are just like any other girl but they live with you so you can use them to learn how girls think and act. Them giving you boners seem perfectly natural.
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>Be you.
>Out and about with the lads for St. Patrick's Day.
>You're having a good time. Laughing, drinking, bonding.
>Gf sends you THIS
What do?
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sex disgusts me
orebreneolio
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>>35599806
freak out because my gf doesn't have a smartphone
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>>35599827
>t. virgin
Lego my ego
I have crippling social anxiety but want to get /fit/
What is achievable just from my bedroom?
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Reeeee I just want to make my life better fucking answer me you autists
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Are you a skeleton or a fatty?
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>>35599783
Pushups and buy a bullworker
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>bought KFC that costed 9 dollars and only lasted me one meal
>when I could have bought a 5 dollar Little Caesars pizza that would have lasted me 3 meals
Who /terribledecisions/ here?
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>>35599772
Little caesars is fucking awful.
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I dunno whats worse
cardboard "pizza"
or maggot infested "chicken" "meat"
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>>35599794
Little Caesars can be pretty okay. Last time I got one it was hot and fresh, best pizza I had in a while.