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What exactly does a hangover feel like?

Also, is beer a lot unhealthier than wine or liquor? I know it has less alcohol content, but it seems to have way more sugar and carbs, so if you drink a lot of beer wouldn't that totally fuck up your heart and stomach?
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>>35601513
It feels like shit. Just tossing and turning in a sea of awful while your head hurts, your mouth is all dry, and you just can't quite throw up. Try it.

Hard liquor is the healthiest by calorie content and the most efficient way to get drunk.
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>>35601605

I ask because last week I had a lot of beer and in the morning I felt shitty. But there wasn't any "pain", it was more like just this feeling in my head that wouldn't go away. It's hard to explain but it felt awful; it didn't hurt, but it's like my mind couldn't get off this weird feeling in my head. Does that sound familiar?
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>>35601513
Beers are comfy, wine is a thing to have with food for me. If you're planning on drinking liquor you might as well do other more fun drugs like entheogens or speed base instead

A hangover makes you feel clammy, depressed, weak and tired. The worst comedown/ day after for any drug, that's for sure.

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It's St. Patrick's day /r9k/

you DID go out and drink and meet QTs, didn't you?

well?
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>>35601508
>you DID go out and drink and meet QTs, didn't you?
No, the girls would ignore me and/or give me one worded answers in a monotone voice to show their disinterest in me. Then they would flirt with a Chad in front of me. Happens every time. Bro people on this board are ugly and average. Women aren't interested in us for the most part.
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>>35601557

at least you tried

if you don't lift 3x/week you have no right to complain tho
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bumping lakejkf

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for the past like 3 or 4 years ive only been having sex with black girls, i am a black male AMA

i really wanna try something else tho
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>>35601365
mexican girls

originally
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NIGGGER

GET OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

50 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU HANGING UPSIDE DOWN WITH A FORK UP YOU'RE ASS YOU PAVEMENT APE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35601439
b-but i didnt do anything

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i wish there was a way to filter out all the black related content on 4chan. no idea how that could be implemented but it's a nice thought. don't wanna see it, don't wanna hear about it.
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>>35601348
>go to filter
>tags: black, blackbots, whiteboi (because of that fuck that posts PS4 images); and here are tags to filter out threads made by trolls from /pol/: nigger, BBC, cuck, kangs, bull, ayo, hol' up, we wuz, negro
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>>35601469
You forgot cumskin, cumskin
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>>35601469
how do you list tags in that damn thing
I tried using in on 4chanx but it doesn't work

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What is your current status in life?
Age:
Health:
Height:
Education:
Money:
Romantic life:
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i'm pretty happy with all of the above
and friend life. my friends are golden.
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>>35601303
>Age: About to be 20 soon
>Health: I guess decent, between skinnyfat and built fat, walk every day when it's warm
Height: 5'8"
Education: HS Grad
Money: I have 400 bucks total rn
Romantic life: I am my own right hand man

Money and romance man, money and romance
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>>35601555
Money first, romance later.

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Memories that make you cringe every time you remember them. You guys first.
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>>35601242
one timei called myteecher mom LOL
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wrote love letters to a girl 10 years younger than me
LMAO
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>High school
>Wore jorts almost every day
>Found out jorts aren't cool after I graduated
>I've probably been referenced in one of those "That Kid" threads

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>at work
>always really quiet. Don't speak unless spoken to. Try my best to smile and appear friendly. But I get really nervous.
>coworker comes up to me and says out of the blue, "Anon, no one here likes you". I respond, "Including me"
>later that day same coworker comes up to me and says "Anon, everyone thinks you're weird". I respond, "Yeaaah... i know"

>struggle walking up stairs because I dislocated my knee once and now I can't put much weight on it
>"haha anon you even walk up the stairs weirdly"

>new uniform arrives
>leave it in the staff room for a few days
>boss asks me why I'm not wearing it now
>say "When I have the car next I'll take it home. But the stuff I'm wearing now is just fine. It's not worn"
>boss unpacks the uniform and throws it at my face. "you need to wear it now"

>one guy flicks my ear whenever he walks past me

>boss gives me a written warning because I don't know how to use the new system, even though we've only had it for 2 weeks and I've been given no training on it

>start feeling depressed
>ask the only person there who isn't horrible to me if he ever feels depressed
>he asks me if I'm feeling suicidal
>"yeah, a little"
>"lol dont worry bro you'll be okay"
>"k thx"
>later that day boss talks to me and says that I have mental problems. Gives me 2 weeks notice and a 2 week suspension at the same time

I don't understand. I work fast. I never call in sick. I do overtime for free. I just keep quiet and to myself and do the job. I don't talk shit about anyone. I don't offend anyone. I'm not a mean person, even to the people who hate me. I don't get it. Why do people hate me? I know I'm weird. But people don't hate people just because they're unusual... right?

I don't care that I don't have a job. I just want to know why I am so hated for being a scared, nervous mouse of a man.
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my boss calls me bud
pisses me off
but he calls everyone bud
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>>35601234
You're getting let off because you don't have good relations with your coworkers. Seriously, it happens.

>But people don't hate people just because they're unusual... right?
Normalfags have no soul.
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I know how this feels.
Not that I have ever had a job,
but just having everyone hate me because I'm always scared and nervous of everything.
I'm not really sure what to say other than:
You're not alone, there's so many people that feel exactly like this (including me). One day we will be better than those fucking chads and stacys. All we have to learn to do is to not give a fuck about it and be happy with who we are.
I'm really sorry if my advice is bad or anything.
I tried :)

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I have realized I am evil, deep down.
Just hadn't had a chance to do anything yet so I'm still "good".
I'm a coward too, I would only do evil with no risk.
If a friend's girlfriend wanted me, I would betray him without a second thought.

In fantasy land, I wouldn't just offer my family and friends as a sacrifice to transcend. I would offer the world and everyone in it.

I don't know if I was born a monster or if all the injustices I have experienced turned me into one.
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>>35601119
ahhh the musings of bored lonely teenagers
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>>35601119
Would u rape another mans girl infront of him thou?
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>>35601146
Thank god I never went through an edgy phase.

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i hope everyone has a good day today!
robots are always nice to me when i post and i know that you guys get undeserved hate, but i want you to have a good friday night.
i love you, anon. <3
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>>35601101
Love me enough to let creamy pie that booty?
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>>35601101
Hope you have anime day as well.
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>>35601142
if i didn't get taken by another robot from here i would!
i think you all deserve monogamous relationships with qts, even tho i messed up the last part with one bot.
i just wanna hug every poster and let them know that they are worthwhile

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>you just ignore those bullies anon, they will get bored eventually
>if those bullies laugh at you, then you laugh with them
>they bully you because they are weak minded, you are the real strong anon!
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>>35601046
You just let them, they don't know what real fucked is. Let them cry over absolutely nothing.

You can't find me nigga, my schizophrenia confirms with me.
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Just be not a pussy and the bullies will leave you alone!
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>>35601107
>stand up for yourself, anon!
>stand up for yourself by attempting to kick bully ass
>>now you're the bad guy
>>bully's friends want to make life hell for you

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

>>35601046
This is what you should do:
https://youtu.be/uKxjbUdi2Tk

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Turning 20. any advice?
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>>35601003
Don't

Original Fucking original
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>>35601003
What are your goals currently? Continue those goals when you turn twenty, and if you have none, get some.
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you're just a baby

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What are some good ways to hurt myself?

Burning Is a pain in the ass and cuts are hard to hide.
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>>35600980
put needles in your ballsack
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>>35600980
Not eating and overdosing on coffee are good alternatives
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Lifting weights. Doesn't help if you have no willpower/are "depressed" though, since you won't keep it up for long.

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You finally get to have sex, but the down side is, it's with a Japanese girl.

Is it worth it?
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don't torture us like this
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>>35600974
>down side
More like jackpot? What the fuck if wrong with you?
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I wouldn't accept anything less.

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> you become less pretty and perfect every day
> never had a bf
How do i know when its time to kill myself?
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>>35600956
>How do i know when its time to kill myself?
Don't even ask, just do it
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>>35600956
When you realize that your inability to rationalize has been overcome by your ability to moralize
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>>35600956
How about develop some kind of redeeming qualities.

If your plan is just to date another attractive person until the day you're washed up and the one redeeming thing you had has been nullified then go ahead but understand it's a ticking clock.

Christ women are fucking retarded.

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You want some of this money white boy?
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you can almost pay off your child support with that :)
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>>35600944
Yes, I need a switch
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>>35600944
No, I don't want the government to come looking for it because you stole it.
wasted digits for a slide thread.

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