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>>35602068
are you successful in business but hopeless at love? do you feel rage toward your family?

>>35602092
>successful in business
>hopeless at love
He would be a massive cunt. Good for business but bad for humanity.

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>perverts gotta pay the price

Pretty sure MEW is married to a manlet, and she's a top-tier qt _imo_

why remind us we look in a mirror every morning when we get up to grab a piss bottle anyways.

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>>35602035
Wymyn only treat you as your subtle body language tells them you ought to be treated. Dan Radcliff is a manlet, sure, but the real problem is that he's just not very alpha. Not entirely beta, either. He needs some work. Bitches bow to Peter Dinklage because of his alpha male assertiveness and his perceived high social value.

>>35602023
>tfw wear hipster glasses to try to hide the disgusting bags under my eyes
I look sick even on my best days, all because of my eyes.

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I don't have a cropped one but you can see my gridiron eyes here

>>35602023
..........
you're delusional
GODDAMN

Ask your mom for pictures of your dad's cock.

>>35601954
Instagram usually has tons of that stuff if not go to /soc/

>>35601991
/soc/ has like 1-3 pictures from the same dick
i need like a big folder that i wont run out of

>>35601952
Probably Mr anon sir

>>35601952
you're getting up there
hope you at least went to prom

>>35601952
I'm 18 as well. I'm currently a sophomore at university and still haven't befriended a single girl. :|

I'm a KHV also, of course.

>>35601879
He was a normalfag for wanting to be a normie.

>>35601879
All those ridiculous poses? Confirmed fedora

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High standards here

taurus is the most patrician and i am a taurus

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>>35601869
>successful, creative, clever, can lead others on, likes to please
literally none of that describes me

>successful
>creative
>clever

No, that's not a robot.

>>35601810
>tfw no trap bf to face fuck until cum squirts out of his nose

>>35602463
>tfw no trap bf to face fuck until cum squirts out of his nose
lewd dude

>>35602463
>trap bf
*trap gf

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H-how much of that do you drink? One bottle all at once and you're messed up? Asking for a friend.

>>35601798
You lucky little turd

>>35601798
is that the brand you use? i used to do delsym but it dont work no more

Why do you keep reposting this shit?

Pedophile piece of shit. Die.

>>35601822
lmao loser kys PLEASE

>>35601673
>how did it get this far?
Third-wave feminism

>gf thinks i would not cheat
>i would

>>35601673
I'm very left wing but even i don't deny its because of unrestricted sex and women being happy to share the best men.

Fuck Capitalism.

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>the image didn't have the text on it
Hmmmm

>>35601637
Went to an all male school which made it harder, was nerdy so most girls passed me over and with the few that eventually did take interest I managed to sperg it up. Feel like I could get laid fairly easily nowadays if I put the effort in but not putting the effort into things is why I'm here replying to this shit thread.

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>>35601637
>>35601650
I sit here all day and shitpost. you have to leave the house to get a girl most of the time

>>35601631
lgnoring it Iad

>>35601631
>What are some good methods of making someone feel like a piece of shit?


Crying. Everyone feels bad when they made someone with mental retardation cry.

If you are so petty that you can't ignore the occurrence, you might as well play the full retard hand of cards.

>>35601631
>I'm going to be an adult about it
You aren't though. You're going to sound like a child because you are one. Move on with your life.

>>35601589
Are you actually autistic or do you have meme, undiagnosed autism like the rest of us? If you had actual autism than you probably wouldn't have gotten to the point you're at now--questioning whether or not people are patronizing you during social interactions.

>>35601589
This happens when i smoke weed with unfamiliar people. I get delusions of reference and think im being referred to when someone makes a joke. Im paranoid and suspicious and mistrusting of there intents and meanings. I avoid these situations but sometimes shit happens

>>35601715
This. Actually autists don't pick up on this sort of thing. It's why they keep using trips even though it makes them look like a self-focused fag.

>>35601585
How come INTPs don't get a recruitment discord?

>>35601585
>INFJ safe space

DIsgusting

>>35601585
Sweet I'm the pissed off dad from those kawaii uguu ms paint comics.

I always identified strongly with that character.

Him and the huge dude holding the book and pointing it with the terrified child under his arm. Typically captioned with
>IT SAYS YOU'RE GAY