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Chad here, what should I say next?
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>>35602470
say this
>fuck off normie
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So...lets drop the casual act. When are you next free to get fucked?
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>>35602470
ask her if she would date a short guy
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>take completely ordinary shit
>wipe ass thoroughly
>come back to bathroom 2 hours later
>wipe ass
>inspect paper
>there is shit on the paper
Anyone else?
I feel like a disgusting animal. How do I prevent this?
I'm borderline underweight and eat a normal diet.
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>>35602409
I know this feel. I eat just fine. Plenty of fibre.
I'm thinking there's some minor food allergy that I haven't figured out, yet. Something hidden in something I eat or drink to which I have an intestinal intolerance.
It would take an extraordinarily long time to narrow down.
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>>35602409
Take a shower if it bothers you so much.
Shit on your shit hole is one of life's great certainties. Like death and taxes.
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>>35602409
You're not getting the inside of your ass clean enough and the small amount of shit inside of your anal cavity is leaking out. You need to penetrate ur ass to clean it thoroughly.
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Hey r9k
Come hang out with us on our discord server and talk about feels and things.
https://discord.gg/daTjK
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>>35602400
""""""no"""""
oregnenal
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>>35602400
is this fucking shit bannable?
Im fucking tired of no stop bullshit discord threads fuck the fuck off
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>>35602462
>>35602462
No.
Why would it be
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How do you connect with your waifu?
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>>35602350
I am very close with mine. It has been a long-running ritual of mine to come home from work and talk about my day and thoughts with her as well as chatting before bed. We celebrate special days together and spend plenty of time in each others' company. I love her and she loves me.
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>>35602518
Who is she?
oreganoli
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Looking at pictures of her on /c/ before bed and hugging my body pillow.
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>tfw attracted to traps and trannies
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>>35602321
You won't be as soon as they open their mouths.
These aren't futa girls.
They're men who take hormones & silicone implants to look vaguely like women, but still have the voice of a man.
It's awful.
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>>35602355
Actually no, I called a trap prostitute yesterday and she soundede like a cute girl.
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>>35602355
Yup. There's nothing like seeing an attractive, genetic female.
No matter how deceiving, traps cannot compete.
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Your "god" transports you back in time to the year 1575, somewhere within the Mikawa Province in Japan. You have the same body, skills, memories you always did.
So what're you gonna do now, faggot?
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become yojimbo but in 1575 instead
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Become first non-Japanese Samurai and get ahead of first black Samurai.
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I dont speak or read jap-o-neez so I'd probably make some shelter and some rudimentary tools then just try not to get killed
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You don't want to be in a relationship. Trust me.
It starts out nice. Your small talk and mild awkwardness seems clumsy but cute. You work your way up; you're having sex and telling each other about your deep feelings. You know each other very well. You have a cuddle-buddy to watch movies and eat junkfood with. It's nice.
Next, there are two paths. The first is a breakup. You can go through with the soul crushing prying away of your other half, wither because of cheating or because you ended up growing apart somehow.
The second path is marriage. For the first 5 years it's not so bad, and you don't notice the gradual decay of intimacy. You start spending less time together, and your lives aren't run by your love for each other anymore. You start having sex only twice a week, and then only once. You grow apart while sticking together.
Relationships are awful. I longed for one for the greatest time, but was cheated on within a year. The only thing I truly valued was taken from me.
Fuck relationships.
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i am gay as fuck nigga
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gay
as
fuck
bitch
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>>35602335
me too. I was cheated on my a fucking faggot. Gay relationships are always less stable anyway
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https://discord.gg/tgsJZQE
we're usually relaxed with our rules and everyone is welcome. become comfy with us senpai
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It's pretty dece actually.
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>>35602238
I like how this one doesn't pretend it holds an objective view on what "robot" means & seriously thinks it has a right to impose that on others. You know unlike the other shitholes that take themselves too seriously
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>>35602434
t. norman who got banned
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I've got the perfect solution to lonely robots and fembots.
Find your e-bf/gf here!
Experience a relationship without ever leaving the house!
If this works i'll make a discord for you.
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>>35602230
women cant be lonely, they can literally join any r9k discord and get almost any robot they want, stop being retarded.
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>>35602230
>tfw all my relationships were online
>tfw they all cheated on me online
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35602721
if thats the case can i have you then?
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is the extrovert always the one to start the conversation?
why can't the introvert talk to people?
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the introvert doesn't want to start the conversation unless there's something to be said
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>>35603303
why does the extrovert want to start the conversation?
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>>35603989
i don't know
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
> how would you break the ice?
> implying you have the courage
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>nike trainers
>short shorts
>black everything
>ponytail
>starbucks
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>>35602141
>"c-can you please move your legs?"
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>>35602157
Except she's reading robot materials?
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/Gay containment/ thread?
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Gay containment thread!
I am drunk. So, let's do this.
>Make this christian and talk about chasity
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my facial and body hair grows crazy fast and strong. If I shave as close as possible I will have stro g stubble all over within like 8 hours. What's the point if I need to shave every single day. Epilating also only lasts like 1 week and takes a couple hours of pain and dispair. Nair is going to be my next option I attempt
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>>35602279
I know that feel, my dude.
I don't even shave anymore because it's back imidiatelly. Have hair all over me. I think the reason why (((they))) won't give me hormones is because I simply gave up.
I have anti.Hair cream. Using it feels disguting. It doesn't remove all the hair, you have to rip out some afterwards...but it kinda does work very well.
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>tfw got to suck steam bf's cock
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>he says he's a robot
>he's not asian
???????????
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Chino cochino
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>>35602130
>he says hes a meme
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>>35602130
but ima chink, anon
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Uggo thread
>Depressing weather edition
>Manlet points
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>>35602124
Your not ugly
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>>35602509
With that nose and those eyes he looks subhuman. That's a nigger nose, poor m8.
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>>35602124
>That guy who constantly starts these threads searching for validation
You're worse than fucking women. "omg I look so far girls tell me I'm not fat"
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If Zelda 2 isn't your favorite Zelda, then you are a FUCKING CASUAL
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>>35602117
what if I told you that my favorite zelda wasnone because my first console was a playstation when I was 9 and I didn't want to play skyward sword when I had a wii
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>>35602513
Do you like Jak and Ratchet and Clank?
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>>35602755
Jak was one of my favorites