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Post your fingernails and I'll explain to you why you don't have a gf
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>>35602933
Here I can do that for you
>I don't leave the house
>I don't talk to women
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>>35602933
I'm a manlet and It's very hard for me to open up with people, I feel inferior and worthless.
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I chew when I'm stressed and I'm always stressed
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AYY YOUU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS!!
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>>35602906
>Being this stuck in 2015
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>>35602906
ITSYABOY!!
ITSYABOY!!
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I thought he was wearing a MAGA hat from the thumbnail
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What is the process of impregnating a boi? Does it depend on how hard you fuck them, or is it purely a function of the amount of semen pumped into their boipucci?
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>>35602887
You cannot get a man pregnant, he doesnt have eggs
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>>35602887
What is the source of this pic op? Please tell me.
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>>35602916
>You cannot get a man pregnant, he doesnt have eggs
yes but I am wondering about a boi. More specifically a cute boi or fem boi
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>see picture of me that mommy took
>get really depressed
how am I this fucking ugly? usually when I look in the mirror I'm no stud but I'm not completely awful. then I see these pictures mom took of me and I look fucking hideous. now I know the real reason people never listen to me and think I'm creepy. I literally just mind my own business but I guess since people are personally offended by someone they don't want to bang just existing I'm not worth listening to or being friends with
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>>35602862
Picture resolution, maybe?
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>>35602862
>not posting the pic
I wanna see how ugly you are senpai
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>>35603018
I would but they're on my moms phone
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>white people keep sticking firecrackers in their ass as a way to keep a party going
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>>35602808
You are a nigger
orignalio
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>>35602808
Hey, not everyone wants that
some people also get hot black dick
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>>35602822
What makes you say that?
I'm as white as a mayonaise sandwich.
I'm just weirded out by all the gay shit thatt "my" people do, like that and drawing dicks all over each other if not worse.
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ITT: Things that are undeniably true
>Depression only happens to extremely selfish people, regardless of whether or not they have a fair reason to be upset.
>Having children does not make you a good mother. There exists such things as shitty moms. It is not edgy to say your mom is a shitty person, if she in fact is a shitty person.
>Donald Trump is not playing "seventh dimensional chess" pretending to be stupid, he's just stupid.
>If you do not have extensive knowledge of history, science, and politics, then you are intellectually incomplete.
>A brain is a muscle in the sense that stupid people are just mentally lazy and refuse to use energy to think. In which case they did choose to be retarded.
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>HEY MOM
>MOM LOOK
>I MADE OBSERVATIONS!
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>>35602773
Depression happens to incompetent people. People who have shitty jobs low iqs and poor genetics are the most depressed
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>>35602773
>Donald Trump is not playing "seventh dimensional chess"
What are you, a fucking degenerate?
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Why aren't you using arch linux?
We know that the NSA/CIA/every department of government has direct access to your windows machine
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>install arch
>breaks
>install ubuntu
>just werks
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>>35602770
It only breaks because you did something wrong
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>noone cares about his linux thread
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So Anon, you want a GF but you never leave your house, even during a holiday like St. Partricks Day, so how do you expect to meet a girl?
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i dont want a girlfriend faggot
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She will fall into my lap like a ripe apple. I'll sit here and wait.
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one day my doorbell will ring and she will be standing there holding the macaroni and cheese or adult diapers i ordered.
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>tfw autistic
>can't play video games with good graphics because of sensory overload
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>>35602685
What is a sensory overload?
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>tfw you touch a certain fabric and it feels awful and you can't get the sensation off your fingers and mind
silk does this for me
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>>35602685
aren't some autists autistically good at games? pretty sure a lot of pros are massive sperglords
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Daily reminder: if the balance in your bank account is more than one digit long, or if you even have a bank account, you need to get out and never return
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>>35602676
what if I have a bank account but it's in the negative?
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>>35603691
It better be a one digit integer! You're lucky we don't count the "-" against your score you filthy NORMIE
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>>35602676
>Living in a 3rd world shithole brown country without a NEETbux system
Lmao, you're the one who needs to get out shitskin. This board is for WHITES ONLY
so FUCK OFF back to Zimbabwe and stop using our internet and technology
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>"tfw no gf" threads
>"Join my discord" threads
>Trap threads
>Liberal conversion threads
>Blacked, general anti-white shitposting threads
>"hey /b/ I see this black thing around girls' necks" threads
It's all the fucking same every fucking day. I need to leave
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>>35602620
I'm getting tired of this shit too. But there's no where else to go.
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You know there's more to it than that, but you're welcome to leave
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>>35602665
What else is there?
>>35602658
I'm trying to remember where I was before I came to /r9k/ again. Probably just some /vg/ generals
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anyone else here think they have a high proportion of neanderthal DNA in them?
I have a lot of the traits and there's even a link between autism and neanderthal DNA in humans
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>>35602555
perhaps youre just ugly and dumb
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>>35602599
What a well thought out post.
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>>35602555
I think so. My buddy from Cheshire got his test done and he's like 4% neanderthal.
We're both tall spergy retards.
Nice digits.
>tfw no house husband bf
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>You don't want her to start trying to act like a man when you're getting fucked!
I hate that this arouses me.
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I fucking hate cuckold threads. Stop trying to be mean to me.
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>>35602550
This would be perfect if it weren't for the cuckshit.
I want to be a cherished and valued househusband.
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Hey /b/, I've seen a lot of these things that are black around the necks of college females. Can anyone tell me what it means?
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>>35602543
>Browsing /trash/
Newfriend spotted
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>>35602543
Why do you keep making these same fucking threads with the same picture?
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FUCKING FREE ME ALREADY YOU FUCKING PRICKS
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r9k should be the one sub that has a free captcha bypass because i don't feel comfortable checking the "not a robot" box... it's a fucking lie and i hate lying.
the pic is probably gonna be tiny sorry
also check these dubs
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>>35602522
chek'd famalampai
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>>35602522
Just use the legacy captcha.
Checked btw.
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I know this is bait, but you can enable the legacy captcha under settings.