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Fembots how would you break the ice with this qt?
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tell me why he is worth more than 0 seconds of attention. why?

i would leave the continent of ice there and move on to a different planet.
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>>35607101
walk up and put my hand on his dick
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>>35607101
What book is he reading? I'd start with asking him about it, he looks cute.

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Why the hate for chubby/thick girls?
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>>35607084
the fuck you talkin about? I'd fuck teh absolute shit outta the chick in the pic. fuck outta here.
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>>35607084
i just want a chubby gf to sit on my face right after exercising.
fuck.
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>>35607084
No hate. girl in OPs pic I'd fucking destroy

Too fat is disgusting though

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Would you date a girl who did porn as long as she didn't have any STDs? I honestly think I would. At least she would be open about how much of a whore she is, unlike most women. There's even a chance she would have fucked less guys than a random woman. As long as she had a good sense of humor, could cook, and knew that I would get bored of her and abandon her after a couple of years I would totally go for it.
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too Iong

did not read
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>>35607083
If I loved her, I would
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I would, as long as she were down to do the same sort of freaky shit with me as she did in porn.

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Sorry /r9/k/, but I have no where else to vent right now. Anyway;
>be a shut-in semi NEET (was working but idk)
>only chance to go out and socialize was being dragged by family and friends to gatherings to get drunk and fucked up
>talk to a event photographer at one of these events and he suggested photography as a hobby to encourage me to go out and explore
>buy camera next day and fall in love with it
>slowly start exploring parts of the city I've never been too
>get out into the wilderness and the state and take pretty pictures
>eventually start traveling the world by myself and having fun
>learn to introduce and socialize with complete strangers
>even start hooking up with qt3.14 local women
>come back home and want to make photography my job
>get offered nightclub side gig
>make friends with everybody
>bartenders giving me free drinks
>dealers offering me all the good shit etc.
>hook up and fuck random girls
>even fucked two of the bartenders in the toilets while they were on breaks
>now sitting here in my underwear just barely sober enough to type out this diatribe on myself
>getting calls and messages from girls and ex hook up calling me a womanizing scum
>some of my friends start to hate me because I apparently hook up with their sisters/cousins etc.
FUCK

I went from one extreme of barely having any human contact to being known as the local man whore. Even my parents have heard about this shit through their friends that I "party too hard".

What the fuck do I do /r9k/? I am enjoying myself, but it seems like it's putting a strain on my relationships.

I have been considering another holiday/trip to take a break from everyone, but I feel like I should cut everything and move on before I fuck things up even more.

What do I do...
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Just move to another city. You learned what you need. Be an slut all you want or just settle for one, thats it, control your penis and dont sleep with relatives of your own friends, they dont want you as family. Meanwhile im here bitter because the low amount of friends that i had left in my life dont even care for me anymore. Feel like shit.
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>>35607058
post some of your photos
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>>35607058
you should leave
fucking normalfaggot

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such thicc original
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>>35607045
What a fat, disgusting pig.
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i like em THICC

fuck the robot
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>>35607054
L0W TEST
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Well....

I got a GF

I guess that means its time to leave.

I'll always remember you guys.

Thanks for having my back
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your girl need her mascara declumped
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>>35606993
not my gf
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>>35606969
Actually pretty sure I can ask this chick out and she'd say yes, but my autism is telling me no no no

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What the fuck do you anons with therapists actually do/talk about in therapy?

I am considering trying it out because I have a year of school left and my university offers free counseling.

I definitely have pretty serious social anxiety and I also hit a lot of the markers for depression, but I'm not sad all the time or whatever. Not trying to self-diagnose, just giving an idea of what I'd presumably be there for.

But like... what do you even do at therapy? Do I just have to talk to some normie for an hour about what I'm doing in life? I have always figured it would play out kind of like an extended, vaguely awkward conversation with some dude whose job description is "pretend to care about random people's lives."

Does therapy (without taking pills, etc.) actually improve your anxiety or depression?
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>>35606960
For "curing" depression and anxiety, everyone's "cure" is going to be different. It maybe be one, or both, or some combination of other methods. I've never attended but my mother was a Psychologist, so I don't know what it's actually like. I say go for it, wcpgw?
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>>35606960
Mostly just talk about why I drink so much.

And why OP is such a faggot.
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>>35607015
Right, I mean I'm not expecting a "cure" for anything. I'm just wondering what actually happens in a session? Do they just ask me how I'm doing and try to go from there?

I feel like I'd end up presenting myself as stable and happy and they would probably conclude I was just seeking attention or something.

>>35607060
But like, how does a session go? Does your therapist just open with "well anon, why do you drink so much?" and you just go?

Is there any kind of intervention being suggested? Is talking about it actually changing anything in real life?

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>waiter mistook my mom for my gf

wtf bro
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>mum is 45
>looks good
>I'm 22
>get the feeling people think we are together when we go out for lunch
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>waiter mistook my gf for my mom
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>>35606928
it was on purpose for flattery

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I can't cum very easily while standing up and fapping, anyone else have this problem?
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>>35606925
>standing up and fapping
Do people actually do this?
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>>35606954
I use the toilet to dispose of unwanted fluids, leaves you with few options.
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>>35606995
That sounds like a huge waste of a fap.

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What does /r9k/ think of rock climbing?
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its fun, i have no friends to do with
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alex honnold we getit
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>>35606930
I've found that it's really easy just to talk to people there, and all that anyone talks about is climbing so you never have to worry.

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Why haven't you found an older daddy to take care of you, robots? You'd only have to satisfy him sexually and live him and he'd take care of all your needs and wants.
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STOP POSTING FUCKING MUTILATEDD DICKS GOD DAMN

nobody wants some fucking d-word (fuck you for saying that dumb ass word), lol at you for typing this gayass post out, ew for thinking this guy has a dick, how the fuck is he even hard right now he must have an inverted penis with negative length. and god he is fucking ugly as shit kill me now.

also i already have a boyfriend whos YOUNG and CHAD and SUCCESSFUL PROFESSIONAL and everything and more in a person. it's not even chemistry, soul connection
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if you're into dd/lg you need to die.

is your mom a whore? why do you post shit bait with your shit face?
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>>35607022
>also i already have a boyfriend whos YOUNG and CHAD and SUCCESSFUL PROFESSIONA
you wish, BITCH. Also you're a normie so GTFO the board

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It's coming back. the pain.

i used drugs to run again.
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>>35606856
it's okay. i love you anon. we're going to make it.
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>>35607073
thanks man it hurts.
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you can win against drugs, i believe in you anon, hang in there

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Let's discuss the problems of being an adult male and a virgin (not by choice).

Why does this happen to some men? Is it looks, is it personality problems, is it bad luck, the lifestyle choices of a NEET, is it mental illness or disability? What is it?

I think of myself as a total outcast in society. My interactions and relationships with women have always been mediocre (yes, I have asked out women and dated a few. I could never have real relationships with them before they realized I was a nutcase. I was also rejected many times in very mean ways). I have no real friends and no one texts me except for my mom and brother. My problems might stem from being mentally ill or having mild autism. When you are burdened with these kinds of things, you just cannot connect with "normal people" no matter how hard you try.

I am 24 now. I am working in retail and I feel very alone in a cold world like this one. I live in a normie infested state (Florida) in a normie infested country. If I'm going to die an incel, I might as well dedicate my life to religion or spiritualism. I do not wish to let women have any more power over me anymore by making me feel depressed and unhappy.
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>>35606805
>they realized I was a nutcase

Can you be more specific?What about you did they dislike?
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>>35606902
That I was too sensitive. I lack confidence and they can sense my neuroticism
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>>35606977
Well, when I say too sensitive, I really mean that I am prone to depression and mood swings. This one girl I dated as a sophomore in college for two weeks eventually broke up me and never told me why. We were at a party once at my dorm, she was drunk and kind of acting flirty towards her ex. I confronted her in the car when I drove her back to her dorm for the night. I expressed my disappointment with her for doing what she did, and then she broke up with me right there. The last thing she said was "you're really nice" and that was it. She then deleted me off of Facebook. I tried to add her again and then I texted her asking why. She ignored me. I began to sound needy in my texts because I wanted her back.

There were other girls who I tried to ask out. One mystery was that one of them I took an interest in was very friendly towards me initially. She then began to avoid me at some point despite being friendly with me before. I had somehow managed to chase her away as if she had found out something about me. This has happened with another girl too.

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Are Curry girls into black guys?

I really want to hook up with one.
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I would fucking destroy so much indian pussy if they were more abundant in LA. Like goddamn let me fuck that filth hole so I can smell like a restaurant when I leave. been trying to find me an indian bitch for a hot minute now but the only one I know whose down is a clingy virgin who annoys me.
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India's caste system basically makes it so that the whiter you are the higher caste

Ur kinda fucked bud
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>>35606878
just come to westwood

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>cat just mounted my ass
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>>35606784
Let him do what he needs to do, anon
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>>35606784
Bestiality is illegal, anon. Don't make me call the police.
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>>35606784
how did u post this then

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