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>>35607518
Her name was ((anon))

She is Asian. I liked her in high school. She also was a bitch and ridiculed me and made fun of me for being the weird guy.

>>35607607
well that makes two of us

>>35607607
>>35607644

>Asian
>perfect

shiggy diggy famalams

Tom Anderson is Neo from Matrix

Not your personnel army fuckhead.

>>35607479
fuck you think this is /b/ nigga?

>>35607436
Just find a fat chick with a cute face, get with her and push her to lose weight.

Boom, skinny qt in like a month or two. Then she leaves you for a chad...

>>35607436
there are hundreds of black guys who would love to be you

>>35607466
not if you mentally manipulate her enough

>>35607420

That's why you use it one time and then put it in with the dirty laundry bro...

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>dont look and accidently drink from the piss bottle

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>dog ate the used condom I dropped again

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very dead and quiet tonight..

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come one come all and get your free (yous)

>>35607386
do you mind posting actual quality content?

>>35607374
I want their pussies

>>35607374
I want to take them out on dates and do cute things together

>>35607374
i want them to die

>>35607356
only every night

>>35607356
Sometimes. I'm scared of death but at the same time, my life is not very meaningful.

>>35607389
If I ever felt like this i'd save up as much money as I can, move to Taiwan, and fuck as many ladybois as I can until I get an STD then off myself.

>>35607338
He is basically a white man

You don't need to compete with anyone if you're disconnected from society.

>>35607338
Isn't that enraged enrico?

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>>35607277
I'm a guy.

"oregano"

>>35607277
69 masculine 31 feminine

i'm a bloke

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Seems about right desu.
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>>35607252
Uh... what? You need to be more coherent op, all I'm getting here is that because your friends are hot it's hard to watch porn? I don't see how the two relate.

>>35607284
watching porn is temptation
or the urge to watch / read about lewds or look?

well when your friends are hot, its a battle against yourself to NOT fall in like or love or get all googlyy because they're so handsome and beautiful. its like you have to put yourself in check lmao constantly... :(*!!!!!:( its like you forget they're your friend when you see them because they're so awesome (girl or boy) and im also heterosexual... but like. sometimes u have lil brother friends too but theyre hot hot hot hot hothohtohtothot handsome model status so even their funny vids and daily selfies to you are like...... you literally can't believeeeeeeke like OMGGGGGG i love u but WOWWW STOP SHOCKING MEEEEEEEEE

idgi like its so hard to be around beautiful ppl cus ur either like lesbiano r in love with all of them cause theya lways so hot =(!!!!:D

>>35607252
All of my male friends growing up were MUCH better looking than me. Only until we graduated and I got a new circle of friends did I start pulling women.

Ironically, I'm now one of the most sought after guys from my old circle.

>>35607244
it'll make it worse

>>35607244
Working made things way worse for me, but I have no choice. I've lost pretty much all interest in doing fun things.

It depends on the job and location.

I got a job at a place with standard fare customers but in an okay neighborhood. It's made me feel more secure about my life.

If you work in fast food, dealing with selling drugs, or someplace involved with possible death like a hospital, your anxiety will likely get worse.

If you get a job at a department store like Sears, a hardware store , or maybe a crafts store like Home Goods or Michaels you'll probably be able to work through the initial anxiety. Hardware will be noticeably tougher though.

>>35607189
"Haha yeah"

Not everything has to be a snappy one liner. You clearly have her on the hook. Just be a normal person.

>>35607189
You say "I don't care where we go as long as it's your house afterwards."

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>>35607189
Just say "of course" or "absolutely".

That's what I'd do.

She sounds like she likes you. Go for it.

Bumpdsadsa

bump

join for fun and all of that we are just talking

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Come join its nice and cozy in here

It's good you decided to be autistic here, rather then in real life.

Good on you!

Is she actually into this kind of thing? If so fuck you. I'd kill for my mechanic waifu.

>>35607142
>studying psychology
>when I graduate I'll probably be making more than her
heheheheh

I can do $100 a week, maybe even more.
I'm so lonely.

speak to me anon
im now visiting this thread
what is your wisdom

Does the person have to physically be there?