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You said youd give them back after two weeks if I let you borrow them, Tyrone. It's been nineteen days.

Nice figs

>tfw no weeb black friend

>posters/figures of busty women
It's like you're literally 14.

I think u just got herpes my friend

>>35608473
Srs?

Fuck.. is she cheating on me?

>>35608455
Dude that's def herpes
Get mouth removed

I changed in the girls locker room and my friends saw my boobs for the first time and we're like "wow they are huge what size is that?" It was embarassing at the time. One of them bought me a Victoria Secret bra for my bday. I was nice but I exchanged it for a bigger size cus it was too small afterwards.

>>35608589
if a "fembot" isnt describing someone elses tits or posting pictures of her own humongous mams she should be considered an autistic person pretending to be a woman

>>35608645
I thought you just wanted either or

>>35608391
I usually have a few friends over and cook something like bangers and mash for them because I'm half irish. This year I had already figured out that I was driving home to visit my family later that day so I wasn't doing anything to celibrate. I got dressed and drank the 5 oz left in the bottle of rum I was drinking the previous night before I even realized it was still paddy's day. I wore no green.

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>about to call you a fucking retard and that St. Patrick's day was a week ago
>realize

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>giving a shit about a potato nigger holiday

>>35608351
Used to be agoraphobia.

>>35608351
I have the whole fear response thing from primary school beating it into me but on a higher level not at all; I'm not even bad at talking to people

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I went to Uni and I was on the verge of tears just from trying to talk to people, so I just avoided anyone and everyone if I could. My heart felt like it would explode when somebody said anything to me.
Well, now I'm better so I'm glad that's behind me... But still, what an awful feeling. I feel sorry for those who are afraid to speak to others.

I get sixty of those every month.
Been on them for years.

I smoke weed and take painpills too.

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not ones that other than what my psychiatrist makes me take

does prozac even count as a drug

>>35608377
Yes
But it's shit

A recognition that I'd like to be happy myself. Feeling no animus toward others I feel I should help them to enjoy the things that I like in whatever respect I can so long as it doesn't harm me.

>>35608342
Good person lol? You think there are that many good people left in this pathetic trashy world we live in? Certainly you aren't good are you?

>>35608424
Isn't good subjective? I'm sure white nationalists and antifas both feel like their respective ends justify their means.

>>35608340
Why?
Let me guess, you're a ((((femanon))))

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>>35608340
>good looking
>GAY CHEEKBONES
>STUPID JAWLINE
>EXPOSED EYELIDS

That's the ugliest picture of him I have ever seen. Also unfair to pick a guy with status and money because women like guys like that regardless of how busted their faces are. They'll straight up lie and say they're good-looking when they aren't.

Short lower thirds aren't necessarily bad if you have other aesthetic traits:
>hooded eyelids
>positive canthal tilt
>defined brow-ridge
>>>'hunter eyes'
>good facial ratios without flanged cheekbones and boxed shaped jaws
It's all about the finished product.

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>>35608340
What do you mean by short lower thirds? Regressed chins or...

>>35608333
No and no

End me pleaaaase

>>35608333
I really can't tell since you can't even see her tummy. This isn't a good judging image. But even still I'm a little chubbier so the answer would probably be no.

>>35608333
>nipple piercings

Why the fuck do roasties do this shit. Body mods are not fucking original, they aren't hot, and they don't make you look good in any conceivable way.

The next time I bring back one of you roasties to my house and I see a fucking piercing that isn't on your earlobe, im gonna bite it off.

We've been there when we were told to lift more, be more confident, show off expenses, being told that love is real and essentially unconditional but you knew deep inside that it wasn't, and that you have to lie to yourself about the societal definition of love existing because the truth essentially is a bit much.

We've been there when some woman was vengeful and used law enforcement against you, knowing there was very little you can do without many funds.

We've been there when we look on the news and see mass killings, but men are rarely mentioned when the statistics come.

We've been there where everywhere we look, be it on tv, the internet, or real life, the sheer mistreatment of men who are essentially average in society...shamed for something they are born with while women's sexuality and being are celebrated.

We've been there when you deal with false harrassment, rape, and violence charges just by LOOKING at a woman wrong.

We've been there when we saw the word "creep" being used as a shaming tactic.

We've been there where our hormones got the better of us and we were played time and time again.

We've been there when we lost everything we worked hard for for a vagina who mercilessly took our possessions and didn't show a drop of remorse.

We've all been there. We've all felt confused, lonely, emasculated, and powerless. We've all seen the lie, and wish it wasn't so. We all have fumbled around searching for some reason not to end it all. We've all seen the ugly truths to life and society as a whole and how utterly meaningless, in the long run, it actually is.

No matter how you feel, if you've ever wondered why it feels like you're hated or dislike just for being a man, have ever been used by a woman, notice woman's code-talk for when they say one thing and mean another, been led or or used as a free meal, or are just plain frustrated with the state of things; you are not alone.

This sub, while it has its extremists and all, is a place where men comfortably can talk about these things. Maybe in the process, you can see that your value is not at all determined by a being whose biological purpose is to extract resources from you. Abundance mentality is a weapon for yourself. You can learn that life is a continuing journey, and young or old, it is never too late to learn something new or pursue a dream.

No doubt you have heard from the outside how hateful and misogynistic we are, as if our natural need to seek the truth is a perversion of all that is good.

No matter how skilled or unskilled, you are not a total failure. You are learning, learning brings improvement if you choose to accept it. A person who runs on pure emotion can not fathom your potential.

We live in a society that goes against our baser biology essentially, but it celebrates one's gender over another, allowing them to act on such without consequence.

You are not alone. We are all hurting. We are all sick of it. We are all men. And we, if we choose to do so, won't take it anymore.

The path to self isn't an easy one, but life isn't meant to be easy, but it's better than spending your entire life tied to a chick you essentially loathe but can't do anything cause of a baby.

Going Your Own Way means just that...finding what WORKS for you. We are all going to die, can't take crap with you....everything ends, so enjoy it while it's here.

Or, you know what, do whatever the fuck you want.

>>35608326
The Bible was right. Women are evil.

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aren't we all, anon?


why is this shit muting me for saying totally original sentence

There is nothing new under the sun. Death and taxes, my friend.

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>>35608290

>tfw slowly but surely dying
>tfw this will all be over

>>35608204
Probably cum in it then feel suicidal until I'm horny enough to cum in it again.

repeat 2-5 times

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do you want it on your face?

You'd look even hotter with something in it

>>35608151
is she out of the hospital today? plz, more of this fascinating new waifu. i want to learn everything

>>35608151
Is she a new /mu/ waifu or something?

>>35608195
She's been posting a lot today so I would assume so. And I'm one of her first orbiters so AMA because she used to talk to me

>>35608211
She's been posted on /mu/ a few times

>>35608133
That ship sailed when I was 12 and found out about furry porn before normal porn.

>>35608133
I have no good qualities.

Even if you didn't miss out, there was only a 50/50 shot that you'd get laid.

Parents of girls are overprotective in suburbian schools.

>>35608049
Jus bee urselyf lol

put on the act enough to put ur benis in her. then act autistic and if she stays shes keeper.

>>35608049
Ask her out and leave this board you clearly don't belong here