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TFW 31 & going back to college
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>>39370741
Good for you. Hope everything works out.
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>>39370741
congrats, friend
hopefully the little shitters you'll be surrounded by won't be dicks
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>>39370755
Reddit plz go back
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Does anyone feel me? And how do you think my Normie friends are going to respond to this one? Will people see me as a bitter loser?
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>>39370578
They'll think you are a bitter loser with mental issues
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>>39370578
>Will people see me as a bitter loser?
they already do, this will be the final confirmation to stay away from you and transfer schools
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you're not entitled to a girlfriend, faggot.
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Lord of the Brits: Return of the King (Ebin) edition
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>>39370560
First for Ebin should fuck off and die.
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Enter the labour market
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>>39370560
2nd for
>tfw no 'ard as fuck gf who can summon Satan to attack people who annoy you on the train
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Is there a more robot music genre than Black Metal?
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>>39370346
Maybe some obscure form of jazz?
Idk but black metal wins in lyrics
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new retro wave is pretty robot imo
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>>39370346
Metal is pretty reddit tier though. It's unecessarily edgy, technical, and elitist. A lot of the fedora types also tend to enjoy metal.
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What's your recipe when depression hits hard?
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I have the free will to do what I want and I choose not to be depressed
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Lots and lots of dopamine. As I type this a great feeling of sickness overwhelms me. I haven't eaten today.
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>>39370266
Drugs and alcohol. If I don't have any, I make myself my favorite food and watch a good movie or TV show.
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Can we get a /uni/ thread going? Last year I was a senior in hs. Now I'm one week into uni and already feel like dropping out/transferring to local college. Don't understand anything in math and prof talks like a mouse, chem lectures are hard to follow, and have a lit assignment due tomorrow that makes no fucking sense whatsoever. I can't do this for one semester let alone 4 fucking years.
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Oh boy, another year of not making any friends, not talking to any girls, not losing my virginity and watching my GPA slip
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britbong here, why do americans have to take multiple subjects at uni?
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>tfw you're supposed to be a junior in college this year
>instead you're a brainlet NEET
Fuck all you unifags, you're not robot and you never will be (unless you fail)
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This board is full of bitch bois
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it makes me equal parts disgusted and horny
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>tfw no bitch boi bf
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I am NOT a bitch boy!
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It's actually spelled boipucci desu
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thanks to you faggots I fell for the trap meme 2017-08-28 10:12:05 Post No.39370116
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thanks to you faggots I fell for the trap meme
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>be me
>24, KHV, neet, get by on a monthly check from my aunt's estate
>lonely, lost all my friends when they went off to college and I stayed home to become a weeb shutin
>still passably handsome but no social skills at all
>browse r9k all the time
>see all the trap threads
>start to get hard from looking at smooth fembois
>start fapping to traps getting fucked
>want to fuck a trap
>say fuck it, no one knows me anyhow, get shaved and showered and set up a grindr account
>takes a few weeks but finally find a qt, not too masculine face, smooth body
>start talking, trap is a total slut
>wants to meet right away
>set a date for the next day
>trap comes over
>definitely qt,but smells like absolute shit
>gets right to work, unzips my shorts and starts sucking me
>have trouble getting hard because of the smell but still manage to
>trap is rubbing itself, really into it
>once im sucked off and good and hard, asks if I want to fuck
>I agree, insist on a condom (my only good decision)
>they try to talk me out of it but i insist, they cave and bend over the coffee table, lifting their skirt and dropping their panties
>I press against their hole and slide in
>warm and gooey, think this is normal since I've never fucked before
>fuck fast and hard, trap is moaning, calling me daddy
>i groan and nut within 10 minutes and cum
>slide my dick out of the trap
>shit fucking EVERYWHERE
>smell overwhelms the room, I start to gag
>trap starts to cry, stumbles over the coffee table, knocks it over, and runs out the door
>shit all over the table, carpet, porch
>god damn it
at least it didn't get on my dick. still, thanks a lot you faggots
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>>39370116
hahaha never change /r9k/
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>i'm so impressionable i do what the internet tells me to do
lmao
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>slide my dick out of the trap
>shit fucking EVERYWHERE
>smell overwhelms the room, I start to gag
>trap starts to cry, stumbles over the coffee table, knocks it over, and runs out the door
Im in fucking tears because how sad and hilarious that is, good story OP
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There is literally nothing homosexual about this picture.
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>>39369834
I agree dickgirls are straight
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>>39369834
There is. No matter how you slice it you're getting off to the idea of having a male part (penis) penetrate you. You're gay.
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>>39369921
Litterally this. If you're not attracted to the penis, than why bother with dick girls? Obviously you find the male member i.e the penis to be somewhat attractive therefore you are entirely gay. OP just accept that you're gay. Wtf does it matter? Nobody cares anymore
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Is this the perfect robot-core film.
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do I have to watch the show to get the movie
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>>39369789
Yea. 26 episodes.
Believe me when I say that it is more than worth it though. Lifechanging honestly.
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>>39369789
You won't understand it either way.
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I do not into work or school
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>>39369615
I transferred this semester and my first day is tomorrow. It's a better uni that's close to my house so I'm commuting for the time being. I'm scared.
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>>39369615
Taking one class in person this semester, Linux security. Not a single woman, obviously.
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>>39369615
>Any cute girls in your classes?
This is /r9k/, dumbass. Our lives change a whomping 0% if our classes went from 100% male to all female with one of us as the sole exception.
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>parents suspecting that I'm gay again
>get tired of their bullshit
>I have a plan
>I hire a prostitute (female, cute butt) and tell her to come when my parents aren't home and bring one used panty (I paid extra)
>I fucked prostitutes before so this isn't a big deal to me but anyway
>I purposefully fuck on the living room's couch so that my "crime" is easy to spot
>I place the extra panty on the ground next to the couch and send the prostitute off
>I go to my room and wait until my parents are home
>they're back a few hours later and I can hear them discussing in the living room after a few minutes
>they call my name
>mom is holding the used panty with the tip of her umbrella, dad is missing
>she asks what's this and I say I don't know
>after obvious insistence from her I finally "admit" I have a gf and fucked her on the couch
>she asks her name but I distract her by saying she should be glad to have a straight son and I pretend to be angry
>dad comes back with the roll of cleaning paper and tells me to "wipe your fucking dick boogers off the couch"
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well now you're in a tangle of lies cause they will keep asking where's your 'gf' and if you keep avoiding the question they might think you might've brought a dude
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>>39369561
Your dad sounds like a self-righteous prick, fuck on his side of the bed next
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>>39369637
Honestly I think they might start suspecting that the panty is mine and I masturbate to crossdressing fantasies, I think just letting them see the prostitute would have been a better idea.
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North Korea launched a nuke 2017-08-28 09:37:52 Post No.39369526
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North Korea launched a nuke
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World war 3 is beginning.
Good game well played. Guys.
RIP
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Is Kim out of his mind?
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>>39369526
it's real.
Americans please report in
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fake news
no not fake news
VERY FAKE NEWS
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>mfw uni starts in 3(THREE) DAYS
>don't have a fucking clue what to do
>no motivation to make friends even though I'll have a clean slate
>will feel bad for it
>no moral investment at all
>can't quit or I'll disappoint entire bloodline
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>>39369461
Fuck it, disappoint them. Family is good for fucking nothing in today's world, so just drop it. Family only means that they have a blood relation to you, not that you have to love and respect them. You're an adult. It's your life, your choice.
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>>39369461
Look on the bright side of things anon, most unis are pretty easy to pass and give you a lot more freedom than colleges do.
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>>39369560
I can't bring myself to disappoint them (further). I'm already a friendless beta who's afraid of talking too much. But if I quit uni my grandparents will lose the most hope in me. I don't want to disappoint them
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>work as dishwasher
>find someones tip in the trash (7 dollars)
>give it back to the waitress's immediately
I was too scared I would get caught stealing it or it was a test to see what I would do. Did I do the right thing?
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It only $7 you can just work an extra hour wagie.
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>>39369445
yes it was a test congrats you get to keep your dishwashing job
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are you a dish washer at a nice restaurant?