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>tfw somehow managed to attract a female orbiter despite being a khv male
>she's a year younger than me and just started uni
>for some reason started encouraging her even though she's a depressed khv herself
>started explaining how lopsided uni relationships are to her
>encouraged her and said she could get anyone she wants since she's a female
>she said she'd do better and get a social life
What the fuck am I doing robots? I mean she lives half of murica away so it's not like I'd ever get a chance to fuck her, but still why am I online cucking myself, she hangs on my every word and I'm for some reason telling her to live her life and do better. How do I kill the last of my humanity, make her dependent and drag her down to my level?

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So, /r9k/

Why can't you find a thicc, autistic, proud black girlfriend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwfBv7ucvOU

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Is this a boy or a girl?

Surely you experts on /r9k/ would know.

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but why
also was it rape?

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I just wanted to share this

also dump any old 4chan comic/threads you might have

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do girls ever think of son bfs if boys always think about mommy gfs

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I'm so broken.

Help me.

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>be kissless handholdless virgin in my late 20s
>finishing up my phd in ecology
>genuinely not the ugliest guy, but manlet and extremely socially anxious, a few qts seemed somewhat interested in undergrad but I never took the first step
>some nerdy undergrad guy from another lab needs my help and equipment to carry out his project in microbiology
>not to sound too vain, but I think I am at least a little more facially attractive than him and I also have a deeper voice, and we're the same height
>he comes in about once a month for about an hour, we chat a bit about class and he asks me for advice but never anything casual/social
>occasionally he seems really bitter and complains about his peers, start to get the impression he's a fellow khv
>fast-forward to today
>the neighboring lab all greets him; he had apparently done work in their lab at some point without my knowing
>they shoot the shit in a way that I cannot even with my own flesh and blood
>"Oh you're working in Anon's lab now? You're cheating on us, haha" (no one noticed that I was working with him several months ago)
>he asks where one of the female qts in their lab were
>"Oh she's out of the country, she was talking about you though, I'll let her know you were here"
>we get to work
>suddenly he casually mentions his girlfriend
>realize that I am the khv in his 20s left alive on this horrible forsaken planet
I try and I try to tell myself that I don't want gf or friends but every time I interact with people I realize I'm just lying to myself. Now I'm balding, my forehead is wrinkling, peers that used to at least smile and try to be friendly to me now look at me like I'm a leper, and I want to die.

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>trying to masturbate
>can feel spirits of ancestors watching me

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Daily reminder that there are working professional hookers out there that look like this or even hotter and will fuck you for only $300.

Why haven't you lived out your ultimate sexual fantasy yet?

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Does anyone want to make a /comfy/ robot dubtrack room?

The old one lasted 2 years but finally died out. I miss playing tracks with a handful of robots who are somewhat active and shooting the shit.

Requesting a robot to host a room.

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How do you punish yourself to try and get over your guilt? This is for situations where you can't go and apologize to someone.

Do you cut yourself? Starve yourself? How do you make things feel "right"?

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>14 years old at the hospital for annual heart check up
>doctor asks if student doctor can listen to my heart
>sure why not
>doctor calls student doctor into the room
>student doctor is 10/10 19 year old blonde babe with huge rack
>doctor asks her to guess what heart condition I have
>she grabs my chubby boy tit to use stethoscope
>instant raging boner
>painfully obvious because of sweatpants
>parents and student doctor visibly disgusted
>brother called me "hard-on" for weeks

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>18 March 2017

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>at a party with my boyfriend
>he is starting to get drunk so decide to ask him some personal questions hoping he'll be honest
>he's been best friends with a girl for over 10 years and I've been hankering to know more about their "relationship"
>ask him if he has ever had sex with his best friend
>he refuses to answer
>tell him I wouldn't care if he and her smashed since I'm okay that he has a sexual history with his former girlfriends
>he tells me rather or not he and his best friend ever hooked up is none of my business
>tell him I just want him to be honest

I'm not jealous or anything. I just want him to be honest with me so I know how seriously he takes our relationship. He was frustrating me so I stopped pressing him about it. I just wanted a clear 'yes' or 'no' answer.