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Quit this place asap,itll only hold you bad.

Being surrounded by worthless losers might seem harmless but it isn't. You'll end up normalizing the pathetic behavior

I'm a guy who hit rock bottom a year ago and doing great again today. Just came back to tell you to leave this site of human filth

It's just my 2 cents tho,it's your life after all. Bye
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I come here to shitpost. Not because of some meme illness that doesn't exist. Faggot.
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>>35611779
>I shitpost xD

You're a loser
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>>35611748
I come here to laugh at pathetic people
and to be better at English

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Does anyone else remember, back in the day, before /r9k/ was deleted, that this board was a strange mix of /b/, /sci/ and /ck/? Among others.
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>>35611702
i cant remember because im a pepeposting newfag
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I remember when it was about realtionshit feels threads. Funny because now if you were ever in a relationship you're apparently not a robot.
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>>35612631
robot puritanism

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post the latest entry from your diary (journal, if you're insecure)

mine in next post
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yeah ok
tried to post it but non ascii text not allowed (even though it was regular text)
fuck this bullshit robot
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>>35611541
I only write dreams.
Latest dream was that i'm standing in front of old and rusty metal fence and the gate is locked. I'm trying to find a way and i see that it has a lot of holes in it but no one them are that big so i could fit through. At the same moment i hear chorus repetition from building on my left. After inspecting fence i look to my right and see that there's practically no fence to my right. I go through there and come into street. That's the end of dream.
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I keep a diary full of details about everyone I meet. One time my girlfriend read it and then she dumped me because I called her a fridge. :)

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>haven't drank in 3 days
>maximum cravings and anxious
>ran out neetbux 2 weeks early by buying alcohol every day
>search every inch of house for every single change
>not the first time I've done this
>enough change for 1 40
>not enough as I need at least 3
>thinking of pawning shit 1080p monitor again
>only get like $15 for it
>have to wait 2 hours for pawnshop to open
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dont be a pussy and deal with it
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When I'm craving something that I can't have I replace it with something else. So if I were trying to stop drinking I'd have a full packet of cookies instead.
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nonononononononononononono
pawning shit for drugs is the beginning of the end unless you're ready to move into jail so you don't have to take responsibility for feeding yourself and such anymore

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Does it piss anyone else off when they read articles saying "x people died, including z women and children"? Like fuck, are men's lives worth nothing to these people?
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Nope, I don't throw a tantrum over the simple biological fact that eggs are worth more than sperm. I just live my comfy gay dink life.
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>"women and children first" meme
But they're useless though
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>>35611439
Care to share an example of that, from this century?

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I want a robot boyfriend but I'm thicc and I noticed that robots like thin, waifish girls. Despite being a fembot, I don't really look like one. What do?
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Timestamp, then we'll talk, you stupid bitch.
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>>35611427
>I want a robot boyfriend
I know that it's bait but why would anyone want that?
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>>35611427
Be my gf and then get lost with this shitty bait.

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Are cubical farms comfy?
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i love environments where i get to be around other people without constantly interacting with them, so yes.
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How long will the "open office plan" trend persist? I think I'll just be a house husband if that shit doesn't end.
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"whatcha working on?"

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Why aren't you the nice, gentle kid that you were at 15?
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I was a cunt at 15.

Now I'm a broken, bitter cunt.
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i was a dumb little faggot when i was 15

then again 15 was probably the happiest age of my life
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>>35611362
How old are you now? Your writing style reminds me of a 29 year old I know.

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women are fucking whores
you cannot live without them so you find one
and then they are the best thing to ever happen to you and they fucking know it. You're both happy and confide in eachother but its also a moment of fucking bliss, eventually she becomes bitter and jaded, eventually one day she'll just fucking PMS so hard that you don't even matter to her anymore and from there its a struggle to get her to respond without her making you feel like shit

where's the women who don't only hold intristic value in you?

where are the women foretold that know how to LOVE???

Why do I have to "seduce" a woman? Why do I have to be quiet and secretive about who I am?

You shouldn't have to TRICK someone into fucking marriage. Even normies spout shit like that, no wonder the fucking divorce rate is so high.

What the living fuck is wrong with women? Why can't they love?
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>>35611317
Dude...

Let me keep this succinct....

Why don't you shut the fuck up ?...

Failureboy
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>>35611488
Thank you, Mr. Neptune.
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look at the bright side anon, you avoided the vaginal jew in your life

I've got a question for you guys. Why do so many liberals/sjws enjoy punk rock? Punk rock was all about causing outrage and being as offensive as possible, yet liberals are always outraged and offended. Where is the logic in that my friends?
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>>35611307
Punk rock reached peak popularity during a time when liberalism was seen as the counterculture.
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>>35611328
It's all about being offensive to conservative, old men, right?
Idk, just my guess...
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>>35611328
But do these idiots not realize it ISN'T counterculture anymore?

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Robos, if you had to make an appeal to a representation of female nature on behalf of man, what would you say to it?

Note, you can't trick, threaten or force it into doing what you want. You have to offer it something that it wants that's good enough for it to change its behavior.
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>>35611295
Ayo gurl wassup wus poppin wanna get in on dis hotbox I gochu we tryna fuq?
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The world isn't as black or white as you make it out ot be, anon.
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>>35611320

She shoots you in the head with a lunar arrow. You're dead.

>>35611326

Look, Anon, I'm not saying that all women are alike or whatever you think I'm getting at. I'm saying that there are certain attributes and behaviors most associated with womankind, and these can be at odds with mankind and vice versa. By appealing to the moon goddess, you're making a case to compromise for a more well-rounded world.

i honestly have to pee so bad right now
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Why do you hold it in anon? Why nod let it all go and wash your troubles away?
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>>35611249
Then grab a bottle and open the flood gates, fren.
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>>35611361
well i know for a fact that i am unable to get out of bed at the moment so i guess the real debate is whether i should soil my sheets or not. i think i might do it but that means i'm going to have to sit in it for the foreseeable future which might not be so good

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can we have a PSN feels thread?

i'd like to populate my friends list with some cute anons with cute anime girl profile pictures!

no meanies allowed!
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Sure. PSN is Shameboxx. I play mostly overwatch.
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This board is for serious gaming platforms only. Sonygger weebs out.
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>>35611243
I'd like some PSN friends but all of my games are VNs or single-player RPGs. I literally have 0 friends

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ma com peck me up pleaz i don'd lik sumer camp i wenna go hom pleaz
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>>35611193
helo twen brudr mmam uze da poty ritnow
o weit hre shi iz
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>>35611193
MAM PLEAZ SPUNGBAB AND POTRIG ARE MAEK ME HURTY HURTY OUCH
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>>35611193
That is one retarded frog

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Who here prison gay, aware of it, but still went to some shady dating site and gave in to the cock?
How was it like?
I've been feeling really depressed these days and I'm considering doing it to feel a little alive.
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Don't do it, trust me you'll regret it. I once gave my exbf a foot message for 3 hours, then I realize what am I doing with my life and quit. Fucking regret it ever since.
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>>35611136
I thought I was prison gay then I started getting laid and got more confidence but was still bisexual. Still haven't done anything with a dude but probably will eventually, you may as well just do it but make sure the guy is decent, every regret story I have heard was because they did it with some random old dude.
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>>35611169
I don't want to get a boyfriend, I'm just looking for casual sex, I want to suck a cock and get fucked.
That's what I meant.

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