Who /quatshitter/ here?
Yes, I am aware of the risks. I know that the toilet seat may slip under me. I have seen the images of that chinese woman who had her thigh sliced open by a cheap chinese toilet.
But the benefits of squat shitting are monumental. I have been squatting to shit since I was 9 years old and I have not since suffered from constipation ONCE. If I feel I need a shit, I can go to the toilet and expect to shit. And I can evacuate my bowels FULLY: I never leave the bathroom after a shit feeling like the deed is only half done. My bowels feel truly cleansed after every shit.
And like I said, I am aware of the dangers; I make sure to only squat-shit on sturdy-looking toilets and I squat on the toilet seat to ensure the weight is evenly spread. So my question to you, anon, is why don't you squat shit?
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As far as I'm concerned it's the only way to do it. Only defective subhumans don't, some are so inferior they can't even enter a proper atg stance.
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do toilets made for squatshitting exist?
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>>35613702
it imparts no benefit to me when I try it. It's a meme.
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Do girls really ask out guys on dates?
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>>35613700
9/10 times, when i go on a date it's because we're hitting it off and then the girl eventually asks me
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>asking people out on dates
>not asking them to hang out at some shitty club, get drunk and then have vapid sex the same night
You can't be this out of touch with society
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>>35613700
>"look at me asking the retarded kid to prom"
>"look how caring and loving I am"
>"look what a good human bean I am"
>"no Im not just gonna ask him, when he's in class or when I pass him in the hallway, but during lunch and you are gonna film me doing it"
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>tfw want to do a school shooting but not in school anymore
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What kind of gun would you use for a school shooting, r9k?
I'd probably go for a P90 or 5.7 for the overpenetration
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hit up your local walmart
>raise that national iq anon
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Lanza wasn't in kindergarten when he went shooting
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hey, what the fuck happened to comfy threads ):
obligatory reply w your comfy pics, music, or art plz
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>>35613651
Okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgWIOYPBlE
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>>35613651
I really like comfy pictures of apartments' exteriors. I had a bunch on my old phone but google didn't back them up like I thought it did, so I lost them...
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I'll dump some of what I have until I go make food or get bored of the cooldown timer
>star butterfly will NEVER come to your dimension and be your best friend
why live?
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>>35613642
She's annoying as fuck though
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WTF JUST KYS
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>>35613642
I know this feel, anon. I struggle with it absolutely every single day
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>wake up at 3pm
>my mum makes me 2 rolls and bacon and brings it straight to my room
>hop on r9k and shitpost
how is your day so far
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>>35613607
>Wake up at 7pm
>I have to make spaghetti and clean up afterwards
>Spend all night trying to get ANYONE to fuck me
>Hop on /r9k/ and shitpost for 10 hours
Help
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>wake up
>I have gotten to the point In life where watching anime or a movie sounds like effort
>go back constant switch between shit post and sleep
This has been going on for 2 years
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>wake up at 5am after four hours of sleep
>manage to fall asleep again an hour later
>on and off sleep until 11 am
>stay in bed until 2 pm because I have no purpose in life
>eat dinner at 3pm since I can't bring myself to eat anything plain
I will probably stare at my monitors for the rest of the day until I go to sleep, and repeat something similar tomorrow.
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What is considered the baseline for being a chad? 2017-03-18 02:58:41 Post No.35613585
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What is considered the baseline for being a chad?
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is it 6, 7, 8, 9, or 10?
I'm asking because on /soc/ I was rated a 7 and wanted to know if I am part of the chad group.
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Literally was JUST looking at that guy's instagram looking for pictures to use for a fake tinder
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>>35613603
Who the black guy or white guy?
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>>35613633
The Chinese guy.
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>tfw 5'6"
I had no chance at life
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>>35613510
>tfw only 5'10"
Just kill me now famalamdong
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>>35613529
STOP BROTHER! You've narrowly avoided the manlet curse. Be grateful
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hey anon dont beat yourself up, girls are a terrible judge of height (im assuming the 6ft bf meme is why ur down) and honestly as long as youre taller than them you can find a qt3.14 gf somewhere.
much love,
-positive anon
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I'll go first
>I've fucked around 5 trannies on backpage/craiglist
>I live in California so there are a bunch of 18-19 year olds who have taken hormone blockers before puberty
>of the ones I've fucked the largest dick they have was 2 inches erect
>I'm actually about to go meet with one now
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>>35613504
Aren't you worried about them giving you the gay flu anon?
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>>35613504
Were any virgin before you fucked them?
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I've sucked a dick. I regret it and will never tell any future partners about it especially considering how I've not had any symptoms of an STD in the years since.
Also, besides the BJ, I haven't had sex since 2008 and even then i was always very awkward and struggled to hold myself up when in the missionary position.
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Should I did ?
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>>35613369
What am I watching ?
Aboriginal
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>>35613369
what am i even looking at? if this is the last picture you'll ever take you could at least bother to clean the lens and focus it
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>>35613408
Nah mange
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"Hey, you're that guy that stole my wallet the other week. I had about one hundred dollars in there. What did you even spend my money on anyway?"
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>>35613368
I dindu nuffin, seriously famalam.
Get lost cracka
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How the fuck did I steal your wallet when I haven't got out of my house for a month already?
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>>35613388
Publicly announcing a thief is not a good idea because they'll either play dumb or pretend to be the victim. Thieves are usually super charismatic and know how to turn crowds against their victims.
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>Family provides my with comfy life with no need to work
>still hate them all
>wage slaves without vocation or hobbies
>Only thing they do in is free time is watching TV sitting on the couch and playing shitty browser games
>They are screaming at each other 24/7.
>They don't do anything diligently or properly
>They still don't realise how much of a failure and creep his son is
>They say that they are happy with his life
>Little brother is already 20 , high school dropout, still behaves like an emo teenager
>speends his fucking days playing LOL and screaming at his friends only
>Not a single moment of peace , screams and noise all the fucking day
I can't stand living in this shithole anymore.
I know that I'm just an ungrateful entitled manchild but I just want to have an easy part-time job,
live in an apartment like pic related all by myself , and kill then kill me when I hit my 40's.
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Suicide isn't always the answer, but in your case it is. Just fucking do it anon.
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>>35613397
fuck off quit trying to egg strangers into suicide on the internet, don't you have something better to do?
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>>35613342
>family provides for you
>work their asses off so you can live a comfy life
>stressed all the time from work
>you look down on them like lesser beings
Yeah you're sub-human trash OP. Don't wait until you're 40 to an hero you've already hit rock bottom and there's no time like right fucking now. Do it you piece of shit.
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I can't even do semi advanced math properly I'm such a failure!!
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I could complete first grade blind folded at this point
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>>35613331
If you can solve something like this
7*5
153-41
Then you could easily completely the first few grades, given that you wrote that sentence without any errors.
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damn man wemb is hardcore nigga, goes hard
no edgelord but I like watching hxc shit like this, wish they showed the head further away from the body to emphasize the decapitation
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>ywn rub your dick between a tight girl's ass cheeks
Why live?
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>>35613306
$60 on backpage my nigga
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>>35613306
Some of us did my nigga some of us did..
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>>35613455
Please tell me how good it felt
>drink a few drinks
>immediately feel better than months of exercise and "self improvement" did for me
I'm destined for alcoholism aren't I?
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>>35613289
Thats just what alcohol do just dont be depending on it to feel good
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>>35613289
>give up booze for a few weeks
>start running every day
>overdo it, injure leg a little bit
>rest leg
>had a few beers last night
>don't want to exercise anymore
shit
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>>35613289
>drink a few drinks
>get headache and feel like shit