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Holy shit
Robot waifus is actually becomming a reality in our lifetime and 3dpg are already on suicide watch
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police
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Even whores get automated. This is truly the greatest timeline.
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I hope this will be just like most technology:
>first only the rich and businesses can buy it due to the high cost
>but they rent it out to recoup costs, amortization style
>over time, competition lowers cost of service
>increases in demand and improvements in technology lower the cost of the product
>eventually it becomes purchasable to less and less rich people until nearly everyone can afford one: see phones, cars, computers, tvs, etc
Hopefully feminazis don't get their periods all over everything and ruin it
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What a time to be alive
Biocunts on suicide watch
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Anyone else here /shoplift/? 2017-03-18 03:30:09 Post No.35614080
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Anyone else here /shoplift/?
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>pic related is what my retard friend uses even tho I've told him countless times it's way top obvious
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Shoplifters are scum.
Go fuck yourself.
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Seems like a poor risk to reward ratio. If you get away with it you leave without paying for an item of clothing or, at best, some electronic goods. But if you get caught trying to steal a t-shirt you're potentially facing down jail, a criminal record and certainly being barred from a whole host of possible jobs in the future.
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>>35614080
I'm not a nigger, so no I don't
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A gaybot's thoughts on love and romance 2017-03-18 03:27:18 Post No.35614031
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A gaybot's thoughts on love and romance
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Who else /waitingfortheirsoulmate/ here?
I don't just want to be with someone I love. I want to be with someone I love so much that I know I could never love anyone else more.
I've turned down people that my friends fully took for granted I would date if they confessed to me. One of my friends was so surprised when I told him 'no' that for a minute he thought I was just kidding. I'd made it clear that I had feelings for him, but what I kept hidden was the fact that those feelings weren't quite deep enough to be his boyfriend. As I told him, on a scale from 1 to 10, my love for him was a 9. I take love intensely seriously and refuse to fully give myself to anyone who doesn't score a 10.One person actually flew into a rage and tried to kill me, but let's not talk about that. Dark memories are best avoided.
I'm 22 years old, and though I've had many relationships that were more than friendship, I've never committed to being anyone's "boyfriend." I'm waiting for my soulmate. And if I meet that person and the relationship ends, I'm going to stay single for the rest of my life after.
Anyone else in the same boat that I am?
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>>35614031
To clear up one vague sentence, the person who tried to kill me was from a completely different situation. He flipped out when I turned him down after he thought he had me in the bag.
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why do you believe you are worth getting what you desire when you are used goods?
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>>35614031
>gaybot
>multiple people that love you and friends
>bot
No
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>tfw no fat hairy NEET robot to dominate me
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Faggots need to fuck off to /lgbt/
""fembots"" need to fuck of entirely.
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But I'm right here, qt (male).
Post ass
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>fat
>hairy
>disgusting
I only like cute hairless guys
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I'm a piece of shit who can't lower his standards
>be me
>grill likes me
>she's far from UGLY, but she doesn't give me a boner. She's on the bigger side
>hits me up every day
>we hung out twice
>whole time i've talked to her i've been on the fence
>trying to like her but i'm not really attracted
>her texting rate dropped substantially
>probably lost interest and rightfully so
>i'm still irritated at her one-word texts because she was my only option
Fuck, how do i stop being a shallow douche and start taking what i can get? Even Chads dip down from their usual 7-10s when they haven't had sex in a week or so. Do i fap too much?
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>>35613947
As long as you had yourself to the same standards you hold there to, you don't have to change what your standards are.
Chads dip down the line because they have no standards, they just have 7-10's throwing themselves. It's not a standard issues, it's 'who is available first' issue for them.
You just need to hold out. Sex is not the greatest thing, honestly. Shittier than what you imagine while fapping.
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>>35614013
Well honestly i don't care about sex that much, i just know that females do, and if i'm not that attracted i won't perform well and it won't work out because they demand good sex.
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>>35613947
might still have a chance if she is desperate
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>You'll never be a starfish chilling on the beach
Why even live?
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Incoming v&?
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>>35613935
>Photo of 2 girls on a beach
>v&
That is not illegal in any nation in the world famalam
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>>35613945
May as well be on this site
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>today is my birthday
>literally no one to talk to no friends
>hiding from my parents because if they say happy birthday to me I'll just say "yeah" while sighing and sit there with slumped shoulders and bags under my eyes
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>>35613887
happy birthday anon
may you live a very long life.
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>>35613887
Well, Happy Birthday.
Still just go around and smile a lot.
staying positive does a lot
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>>35613887
Happy birthday anon! It's also her birthday!
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>start drinking
> hate the taste but enjoy the feeling it gives me so I keep drinking
>years later
>cant really get that same feeling in a lasting manner unless I drink a very large amount
>get hung over if I do ,so I rarely do it
>have grown to like the taste and just drink it for that now
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>22
>never tasted alcohol
>never driven a car
>never had a girlfriend
>never bought condoms
>never had sex
>never finished highschool
>never had a job
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>>35613842
I don't really care for the feeling it gives me, but stuff like vodka really pleases my throat with the burn. Some of the stuff people drink to get drunk is disgusting.
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>>35613866
I bought condoms once,
not for sex, just got tired of cleaning out the onahole.
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I'm back. Ask a 46 year old virgin who hasn't had a job since 1987 anything.
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>>35613841
hows life?
oregano comment
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Can I get a quick rundown on what were the circumstances on your life that made you end up like this? I missed the first tread
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>>35613841
You abandoned the last thread, you traitor!
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>Net worth: >$200 billion
>Has the ability to nuke any part of the world
>Rules the Gas-Station Federation with an iron fist, freely kills Russians he doesn't like
>Literally emptied the streets of Moscow because he felt like it
>Retards at home and abroad worship him
>Starts wars and annexes land in EUROPE, and they let him do it
He's 5'2
What's your excuse?
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>5"2
hes 5"6 you fucking retard
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>>35614292
You don't think he already his height? Celebrities do it surely the most powerful man in the world does it.
You know op, I never considered how the most powerful man was actually a manlet. Short people really have no excuse
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>>35613835
same height as stalin
when will manlets learn?
Why haven't you lowered your standards?
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>>35613827
Why don't you fuck off to reddit ?
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>>35613827
I can't go any lower.
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>>35613827
going lower would involve dating single moms and fatties
There's a small party ish thing going on outside and I can hear laughter every like ten seconds. Are normans mentally ill? Whatever they're talking about can't possibly be that funny.
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Alcohol/drugs anon. At least that's the only way I can covertly blend with normalfags.
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>>35614221
Basically this.
>haha im normie. what if.. SEX! LOL
>HAHAHA LOL SEX
>Alcohol!
>HAHA WERE DRUNK
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I have no idea why normans laugh so much. Nothing's that funny, it must just be something to help them fit in with the pack.
Do you have anything you are looking forward to in the next few weeks?
Is you're really happy to get in the next few weeks?
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Getting my paycheck in two weeks and buying a sfp4without a typecover because I don't have enough money
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Praise DoD
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>>35614137
Aren't they announcing a new surface in a few months? Probably a bad idea to buy one now.
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>tfw you will never get back to the past
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to play this shitty games that suck ass
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>>35613818
fucker, beat me to it
calle calle
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>>35613818
I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.its not original
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>you weren't born in Russia
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lol being a beta male in eastern europe is pretty much one of the worst fates imaginable
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>>35613749
Being miserable in a cold country > being miserable in a hot country
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>>35613769
Where are you from? I grew up in eastern europe and moved to the west later. Growing up in eastern europe is hell. Most robots on this board would never make it.