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>>35616123
>I can explain
ok

are you gonna explain?

>>35616123
That's a cute trap. Got more?

>>35616120

It was good but ocarina of time and link to the past are both better.

>>35616120
It gives the most feels.

I love it how a bunch of the characters are like

>You fool! If you wake the Windfish we'll all die! You'll kill us all!

And he does it anyway.

It's really got quite the apocalyptic undertone. I was a little brainfucked after beating it.

The island seems so nice. Why would you want to leave? It's vastly superior to Hyrule. It just isn't exactly real. But then again, what is?

>>35616120
Majoras Mask was and will always (likely) be the best Zelda game

Okay, looks like we're dating now
What do you wanna do first?

I hope you don t mind I like to bake and cry with cakes in bed then.

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>>35616127
>What do you wanna do first?

>>35616061

Yes but your arms will get tired fast and you'll end up just falling on her

That's a man getting fucked

>>35616061
Kek. this is gay porn

My IMTB type is INTP btw

>>35616036
No almost everyone thinks this way

Bumperdadumper

>he's not bothering anybody get out of here u creep

>you're a downer

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>teacher has us introduce ourselves and say who's our best friend
>person i considered my best friend says someone else's name

>>35615957
Likely got your math mixed up, due to using so many different units of measurement and you screwed up the conversions between bmi, km, and minutes.

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>>35616018
I don't think I calculated my BMI wrong. I measured myself with some measuring tape and scales, if I got the order of magnitude wrong then my BMI would be massively wrong

As for my distance and speed, I used google maps to map my distance in km and I recorded the time in minutes by noting the time before I left and as soon as I got back on my TV. I did this last time and got 6km in 32 minutes

I'm pretty surprised myself, I walk 50 minutes to school and back everyday, but I've been eating like a fatass for the last 2 years. I guess I must have atleast developed my legs muscles with all that walking. I also have have a massive lung capacity according to my doctor.

>>35616233
>I also have have a massive lung capacity according to my doctor
Did he tell you that while you were sucking his dick?

>>35615947
Suck his dick so he stops

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>>35615954
He won't
He never does

Get ripped and beat the shit out of him

>>35615945
Xanax does little for me. I like Etizolam.

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>>35615945
Would if i couId

didn't do much except make me tired

i'm prescribed gabapentin though.

U gonna catch the vageena cooties bruh

Is this gay porn?

>>35615917
I am an ugly guy tho. How do I get into porn?

I am guessing their are gay guys who like chubby hairy guys, so there has to be a niche for me, but all the gay porn stars are muscular chads

Enjoy your mental illness

>>35616006
enjoy sucking dick

oregnilio

>>35616028
I don't suck dick
You drink cough syrup
I won't enjoy sucking dick because I don't suck dick, but you will become mentally ill because you drink cough syrup

See how this works? It's already frying your dumb druggie brain.

watching two people have sex while fapping in the corner doesn't count as a threesome

>>35615905
I was in the middle, with two other girls.

No, I got stood up by my date. I did end up sleeping with her mom though, if we're doing accomplishments.

It's what we call a cuckold, anon.

vicarious living and wish fulfillment

nu-male syndrome

>>35615819
My cat always snuggles and lets me rub her belly whenever she lays on the floor. Russian blue btw.

>>35615819
I've only known one cat who would sit on my lap and let me cuddle him. I'll never meet him again, since his owner is a cunt. I miss this cat so much.

>tfw no kitty
;_;

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super orginalllity

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Very super orginallityiiyiy

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FUCK OP, not orginallitiyiy