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>make Nietzsche thread on /pol/
>1 reply
>"I don't like him because he was a bitter loser who hates women"

It was at that moment I realized /r9k/ is the real redplilled board and /pol/ is facebook tier

>to live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
>also tfw no gf

>>35617810
R9k dislikes trump and as such is as bluepilled as it gets

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Daniel Harley Smith
06 May 1985 - 22 May 2013
Lincoln County, Missouri

>Love you my dear son.
>It's been two years and it's not any easier.

>>35617763

>06 May 1985 - 22 May 2013
>2 years

>>35618917
you a retard?

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Fuck yes, Richard Ramirez thread.
Post hottest guy.

Wtf. Go away. >>>/x/ go be edgy over there.

Joey Ramone died in 2001

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>>35617629
>i can't even get any pills out of this
you could probably get some kinds of pills...

>>35617650
Hurley sure has changed

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i think you're dad does it right
let the therapist heal you anon, anime girls protect ur'e virginity

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>>35617594
>That kid who couldn't do anything right so then he eventually spiraled into depression over some chick.
>Tried to hang himself but the rope snapped.
>Told everyone that the mark on his neck came from some sweater that was too tight but everyone knew otherwise.
>Mfw he couldn't even kill himself.

>that kid who lost his virginity to a precocious 8 years old when he was 11 and was perceived as a rapist to his friends and teachers for the rest of his school years

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>that kid who found what his peers considered distasteful and intentionally embraced all of it
playing the long game

>>35617584
because the world is uncaring, and people have little love for each other

>>35617612
That's only true for busy places like cities. In towns and such, people have a much stronger sense of community.

>>>/adv/ go there and give people advice. There is an actual board for it. Most robots don't have meme illnesses.

>>35617510
>Jack is a virgin
lol no he isn't

>>35617829
>lol no he isn't
But he is.

>>35617510
>Similar to how the robot becomes fed up with how society seems to have degraded to communicating in nothing but dank memes
4chan is fucking built on memes you retard, and this board is no different

Why is this so common in bongland now? Is it just a muslim thing?

>>35617670

>Is it just a muslim thing?

Yup.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid_throwing

>Although acid attacks occur all over the world, including in Europe, this type of violence is mainly concentrated in South Asia, mainly among Muslims.

>>35617495
>tfw woman with disfigured face
Someone kill me please

>>35617481
>talk to friend on steam
>no response

Why doesn't he love me

>>35617481
steam feels?
>tfw still too shy to add someone or to post my profile

>>35617558
>send message to friend
>no response
>have to wait until he talk to me later before I can try talking to him again

If I send two messages in a row I'll look like a clingy whore looking to erp

>>35617446
Why is this so true, and ffs, just store the link and keep passwords. Set up file trees the size of the cia's and so on. It's easy to avoid.

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>tfw I found my dad's furry folder

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>tfw mom found the anal excavator

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>>35617424
I was going to be a warehouse worker at Lowes before I ended up being a security guard, but in the hiring process I also got mouth swabbed. I'm going to make a few assumptions here so excuse me if I'm wrong,
I'm assuming you smoke weed and are concerned about getting a positive on the mouth swab.

If you smoke once every few weeks, just don't smoke for a week or so before the interview and it will be a negative.

If your more frequent than that, perhaps multiple days a week, then don't smoke for about 2-3 weeks, and use mouthwash daily to scrub the cells in your cheeks.

If your a heavy smoker or daily smoker, you'd need to wait in excess of a month before the swab will appear negative. Using mouthwash and brushing teeth daily will help, but no guarantees.

Hope this helps!

>>35617554
Everywhere I've read says no more that 24 hours. Urine is a month.

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>>35617628
Urine might be a month, but for mouth swab it really does depend on how high your usage is. I'm not 100% certain on how accurate what I've said is, but when I did my interview I smoked a little bit about a week or so earlier and nothing came up. (I smoke maybe twice a month)

Just in general I'd imagine your best course of action would be to abstain from weed for at least a week, brush your teeth and use mouthwash, gargle for good measure, and you should be ok.

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>>35617397
Contributing in a way that is undeniably original
Fuck you you robot fuck

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Inb4 >let's talk about that iFunny watermark

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>>35617397
Really activates the neurochemical reactions in your axons, dendrites and pre-synaptic terminals.

Are you really trying to gain an understanding of how the normie's mind works? That's a dead end buddy.

>>35617311
>this was supposed to die off with high speed internet
No, it is supposed to die off with virtual reality.

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>>35617311
I hate tourists. There's just something about them that looks so arrogant; the way they talk, the way they act. These people always seem incapable of understanding that the sidewalk doesn't belong to only them, they clog up the sidewalks with their tourist groups and pay no attention to any passerbys. Waving their hands and pointing sporadically with no consideration that there are other people trying to walk past them. It's like they've never been in a civilization before. Don't even get me started on the amount of selfies these people feel the need to take. Fuck these fucking people. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think most people who do it are simply a little oblivious and wrapped up in getting attention right away.

isn't 4chan that anonymous hacking website?

>>35617623
This desu

I've camwhored on here a few times but I never show my face, I don't care if that loses me attention, it beats the risk of those pictures forever circulating and me getting identified

>>35617246
>he refused to shake her hand? what an embarrassment for him lmao xxxDDD

>>35617246
I hate Merkal but it's pretty childish to not shake her hand. It's what world leaders do ffs.

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>>35617528
Good thing Reddit has journalistic integrity