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think about all the fucked up shit that could happen to you.

the smallest sneeze could send you into a world of shame and awkwardness which will last for years.

>>35626568
Drink slightly above moderation

Alright im on the road now, using phone

>>35626564
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Vl7My0YZ8

This is a good one

>>35626564
fucking normie music, get out faggot.

>>35626666
>BUUUUUA BUUUUUUA

>>35626463
Like after about 4 or 5 years of watching it and noticing most girls I knew were worse than porn stars in number count of guys they fuck.

>>35626463
when i realized 2D was far superior

1-2 years ago but definitely after my ex dumped me. first serious relationship i've had and still basically my only experience with a girl. now porn is just a sick reminder of what i used to have

tfw a single zit ruins my entire confidence

>>35626445
Bumping. I'm gonna go on text and wait for you guys.

Traps and applefags. Everywhere.

try /soc/ friendo

Woops meant to write killab93

I just want a girl. Also no hookers, I want a deep connection

Help me bros...

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turns out it didn't get better after all

To kill Pablo.

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>>35626430
Kill the Joestars

>>35626524
>>35626430

More Chloe muscle please.

>>35626354
God that is comfy.

>>35626391
Wiping cum on bedsheets?

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Yes, i had to stop rubbing it on my blanket though because theres a giant flaky white spot i dont know how to discretely get rid of, any tips on manually cleaning cum from blankets btw?

i do, why do you assume things? orig

Robots are jacked. Few know this.

I do.

I think everyone should exercise. But people delude themselves into thinking that lifting is going to change who you are. It might give you a little bit more confidence but you can't change your genes.

Most of the fitness people on youtube etc were already dealt a great genetic card and make money giving people with shit genes false hope.

>>35626305
That sounds hot. How did you meet? Were they good looking?

No

You're still a virgin

It doesn't count

You're just gay now

>>35626305
What the fuck op, poopdick isnt supposed to happen, that trap must have been lazy and didnt bother douching

>>35626292
Yes and still do desu

>she will never say "oh my you grew up a lot there" with a lustful look to your dick
I'm getting hard right now

>>35626292
Huge secret senpai every man on good terms with his mother holds her as the model of a perfect partner.

The search for gf is the search for a clone of mom.

Freud was spot on.

my mom used to tell me "put that monster away" anytime i was nude as a kid

yea but u have high IQ's n shit

>tfw ashkenazi jew and every1 hates me for existing

>>35626288
>Fucking Chingchong complaining about muh low-T

Shut the fuck up. Try being immediately considered stupid and overly aggressive by most people. It's not a good feel.

>>35626420
Alright. Try being immediately considered as less of a man by both men and women.

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i, also, dislike the females.

>>35626261
What's the problem senpai

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meanwhile me and my boos

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i stole a girls yu-gi-oh cards in 2nd grade, it was a big stack and she cried about it.

>>35626222
I've gone through multiple friend's/roommates phones, flash drives, computers, or whatever I can get my hands on discretely in order to find nude pictures of their girlfriends. Just recently I picked the lock on my roommates metal lockbox and found nude polaroid pictures of his current girlfriend who he's really serious about. I came to them. So far I have private photos of 4 girls that I know of (not friends with) in real life. I don't feel bad about it I get kind of a rush when I'm digging through other people's stuff.

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>>35626222
>log onto a Girls account at school
>flush her account of valuable information and future homework projects she needs to give in
>print images and text that could be considered exposing, post around school
>use all her homework projects for my own
>hear later the girl attempted suicide
>print out 'try harder' on A3 paper
>post around school
>she leaves the school
feels good man

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this is from yesterday akon, i'm cooking re and can't don't have a decent mic in my laptop.
https://clyp.it/qxdwocd3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zicX0I0XkC
I really really really wana see it

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The anus easily

Definitely the penis.

shoulders for sure