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Why the hell do females have such extravantly high standards? Jesus. They are even picky about the type of Chad they want. No wonder women don't view as average/ugly men as non-human and not real men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ4dIz5q648
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i wouldn't consider this a characteristic of all or even a majority of women; unless you can provide a source scientifically proving otherwise?
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>>35627048
>I know, I'll search for and watch a video that pisses me off
>AHHH I'M SO PISSED OFF

Come on son. Also, while you're looking shit up. Look up confirmation bias.
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>>35627151
talk to any guy, we all agree women are entitled cackling cunts who these days alwayd try to bite more than they can chew

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As a kid, did you imagine your life was going to be this way? Do you even remember what you pictured yourself in the future?
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>>35626987
I envisioned I was going to be a defender of 'the Empire' that my Great-Grandfather used to tak about when I was 5.
I now defend my bedroom from psychologists.
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>>35626987
Yeah but never thought I was going to be this sucessful since I have always been a useless dumbass kid.

I think if I saw my kid self he would think I'm a huge guy with lots of talent going on but.
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Ugh
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i remember being SO confident in myself when i was young. i vividly remember myself asking my mother if "20 million dollars a month" would be enough, as if it was going to be my salary.

today, the best case scenario is that i'll get a wageslave job and an ugly wife who will leave me and make me kill myself.

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What does /r9k/ think about Hitler? Did he do anything wrong?
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>>35626972

Yeah, killing 6 million Jews. I think it's fair to say that is wrong.
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>>35627002

I thought it was 200,000 to 300,000
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killed himself like a pussy

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>playing modded skyrim
>have to quickly take a shit
>mom walks in my room to tell me to close my window
>she notices the third person rotating camera idle thing on my monitor because i forgot to pause the game
>she closes my window and says "never mind"
>mfw
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>>35626923
op here

pic related


origanansl
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kek

atleast they weren't cute naked lolis..
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>>35626973
I have the sgo mod so every 30 seconds it displays a message at the top thats like "My jugs are about to burst"

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At what age did you realise your life is meaningless and unimportant? That no matter what you do, you are just a small insect in the grand scheme of things?
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>>35626921
But the fact that you are able to recognize your place in the universe while a giant rock or dust cloud may or may not seems to speak otherwise.
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Now. So I just stay comfy in this cool little basement unit.
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god dammmm boii

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when was the last time that you told your father you love him?
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>>35626900
does it count if you say ''i love you too'' but you didnt really mean it
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I have never told my father I love him.
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Under normal circumstances most fathers and sons don't do that I assume.

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Damn I missed the growth spurt train - I'm a tiny man walking amongst literal giants (6-7 feet range).

It's a world of giant men, normal height women who near my height, manlet traps that throw in the towel and stubborn robots like me hidden in the basement.
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>>35626881
Same here.
It feels like the roof is collapsing.
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>>35626943

It's not collapsing, more like the roof is getting much higher.

I'm a modern hobbit, from my height (in comparison) to my mannerisms.
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my friends boyfriends are like 6'2 6'3

lalala il ove tal boys <3

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hey /r9k/, what's the nicest thing you've done for someone without expecting anything in return?
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>>35626878
I paid for someone's airfare because they dearly missed someone close to them and didn't have the money for it
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i called the cops on a neighbor beating his 2 daughters
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I asked out a retard to prom

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Do nice drunks exist?
Do moral drunks exist?

Also, had another question maybe it'll come to me
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I'm drunk right now, and I guess I can still be nice as I did not waste myself yet. What are you drinking nowe?
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I get drunk and buy everyone food and share cigarettes, herb, and drinks freely.
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>>35626807
I'm definitely friendlier and more likeable drunk than sober

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At exactly 12:00 PM, every anon that has posted on 4chan in the last three months receives a warning in a deep, unnatural voice, it says

> "You have two hours to prepare."

Before disappearing. You innately sense that you will be teleported to another world, much like earth, with an ecosystem reminiscent of prehistoric earth, and a great many abandoned, and empty ruins that haven't been occupied for at least a century.

You will be able to take 200 pounds of anything you can carry, or one person you know personally and 100 pounds of anything you can carry, with you.

When the anons are teleported, each board will receive 250 miles of untamed wilderness, with a moderately sized ruined city, containing the bare minimum needed to kickstart a medieval level civilization, to themselves.

/k/ gets its own land, /pol/ gets its own, etc. Each anon will be teleported to the territory of the board they browse and post most frequently in, if they're divided in their posting, they go to the board they favor most.

> What, or who, do you take with you, and what is your plan to survive and start civilization?
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>>35626798
im an autistic lazy brainlet sperg so i'd probably just end up fucking off innawoods and dying to some animal
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>start civilization

well you cant do that without women so I dont see how civilization matters
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>>35626798
Rush to store to buy solar charger for my phone
Pack up on supplies based off of suggested items for survival
Grab a few personal belongings and prepare
I would claim muh oneitis to join me, and since we'd be in this terrifying land together without their boyfriend, and I'd have all the supplies, they'd have to rely on me for everything
I would end up in /v/ land
I would begin work of building a home, alongside a farm, and whatever else is necessary to ensure a safe, stable survival
I would then work with others to map out the entire land, each individual board mapped.
I would work to unite our people as one, creating a fierce yet understanding dictatorship, with the goal of further uniting all channers under one leadership. All boards, equally represented in a democratic republic.

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My friend and I wear socks on our dicks and then we beat each other off with the socks but it's not gay because of the socks
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doesn't that hurt? sounds like a lot of friction
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>>35626757
>he doesn't have a foreskin
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>>35626787
no, i'm jewish senpai

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What is the main cause of women becoming roasties and how can we combat it?
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they like getting fucked
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>>35626652
judea
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>>35626652

genetics

source: I have approximately 46 chromosomes

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>just redpilled my mom on women and made her cry
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good job, proud of you

sadc4c4c2
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Pleae elaborate.
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>>35626697
*please

not pleae

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>have a panic attack or something earlier this morning
>go to hospital
>tell psych that I'm alone and shit, walls are closing in, can't take it anymore
>she keeps recommending group therapy and group events
>groups, groups, groups
>tell her that I don't work well in groups and they have always failed me
>she replies "You're putting up alot of barriers. You want social interaction but don't want to be in groups!"
>I tell her that I would prefer one on one interaction with a social worker and I tell her why groups don't work (because they're cliquey and filled with people who have been there for years)
>She replies "Well, from what I've seen of groups, they're not always like that"
>She lets me go home and says she'll check in on me by phone later this week
>For some reason my dad told my sister that I went to the hospital
>Older sister calls me up and sends me a bunch of links to Group therapy sessions
>Starts calling me "champ" says cliche shit like "There is light at the end of the tunnel", even prays for me

Seriously, what is with normies and groups? Is it just the cheapest way of dealing with the huge problem of mental illness by herding them together in a room and forcing them to talk or face awkward social stratification?
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>>35626612
Yeah group therapy is a disaster.

I was also forced to ones and everyone just bragged about themselves and how they're better than everyone
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>>35626612
>even prays for me
This does nothing, but to her it's the best possible thing she can do to help you. She clearly cares deeply about you.
Get whatever help you need. If not for yourself, then for her.
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group therapy gives you a sense of belonging, which is usually something that helps the mentally distressed a lot.

i always thought it would be funny though if everyone in one of those group therapy things were on the same page and just cracked jokes with each other about killing themselves the whole time

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>80% of women are secretly bisexual
>10% of men are secretly bisexual


True or false?
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>>35626595
Most girls seem to find the idea of grabbing boobs doing something with another woman attractive, but most that actually do it end up not liking it.
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>>35626595
conclusion: women are far more attractive than men
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>>35626595
> women look objectively better than men
I don't blame them. If we could all be futa women, I wouldn't mind. Men are ugly as shit.

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