This originally look familiar to any of you?
>>39376915
it's not like it matters, you can't just go to a doctor and say you feel like shit and have them give you testosterone or anything. Doctors in general are intensely suspicious of anyone who asks for a specific drug. You'll just get put on some worthless meme SSRI, or get told to exercise and bee urself.
It does bear some resemblance to a recent shitty meme.
It doesn't matter cause its not like there is a plateau of achievement I'll reach if I stop jacking off.
I'd just have more time on my hands instead of cum.
If you were going to watch a trap stream video games, what video games would you be interested in watching?
Why would I watch a trap stream anything? They're boring as fuck And have no personality. The only thing they're good for is taking dick, they're fucking useless.
>>39376811
Why don't you post a picture of said trap before you start assuming people would watch them?
>>39376837
Because the sticky says not to post yourself and I like being able to post on 4chan
Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html
>>39376649
>tfw smart but really lazy
Galaxy brain: not clicking dumbass wish-fulfillment clickbait
>>39376649
Yes, that's great and everything, but no intelligence is all but I use it.
Intelligent observation is less useful than silly and productive people. That is all we do not think is important. What we do with this knowledge is everything. So everything?
Ideal partner thread.
Let's get another thread going, friends. Maybe this will give some of you some hope, some happiness.
>Their gender
>Their age
>Their height
>Their body type
>Their race/nationality
>Their personality
>Their interests
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Turn ons
>Turn offs
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
>Optional contact
who draws these fucking images
>>39376510
I do.
AMA
>>39376510
Whoever it is needs to keep it up. This is interesting.
What are you currently reading?
>inb4>>>/lit/
>>39376404
Fuck
I haven't read a book all year
Now you reminded me of how much I used to read and enjoy it
Now I can't read a few sentences before getting bored and coming back here
4chan wasn't worth it lads
Save yourselves, it's too late for me
King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild
You probably haven't heard of them.
>tfw want to be a music producer
>stuck in accounting major
what do lads?
>>39376378
dont even bother dude i quit college and jobs trying to produce and i've been doing it for 4 years never sold a beat. nothing. its literally impossible
im finally giving up and just getting a job and going back to college theres literally no point its more work than college too fuck it i could of finished a fucking undergrad program by now and probably got a masters on top of that
>>39376426
how many hours were you putting in daily on making music
>>39376487
a lot like no one even believes me i mean i would wake up and either make music play piano or watch videos of people doing it until 5 am and i would even fall asleep to videos of people making music literally 24/7
waste of my fucking life no one near me even gives a shit because its all white people in a conservative shit town
wish i never downloaded fl studio
you guys were right. You're fucking right. There's no point in trying to better yourself. I've been forcing myself to think positive, being more outgoing trying to hang out with people, trying to message girls, sticking with shit, improving my hobbies
all for NOTHING. you're either born a winner or you're not and thats it. my hobbies still aren't making me fuck all for money. I forced myself to hang out with people they all just ditched me and told me to stay home when i did shit. Every girl i talked to has completely rejected me or lead me on and then rejected me after finding a more suitable chad mate. I literally would have avoided so much pain and failure if i just sat here and jacked off watching anime getting high. FUCK THIS
i don't even know what i was expecting it's not like it would have been even more different than when i was in school. Still rejected and ditched by everyone. Girls dont like me because im just one of the 500 dudes hitting them up and I'm at the bottom of that list at that. I'm retarded so my hobbies will never work i'm autistic so ill always be offputting no matter what i do.
One thing you guys need to realize is that the better version of you is basically subjective. Only you can define what the better version of you are, and in my experience, it's usually the person you become after actually doing what you want in life.
I sold all my shit and picked up a backpack to go travel, and in the little over 7 months I've been on the road, I've become so much more laid back. If what you want to do in life is to chill in front of a computer and play vidya all day, then do it and feel at peace with it. It's your subjective version of the better you.
i feel you, robo bro
weIcome to the club
It's not wierd to be attracted to pregnant women, r-right?
>>39376136
you are.....H I G H
T E S T
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>>39376136
It *is* a fetish but it's one of the most lightweight ones.
>not wanting to cum inside a preggo
literally gay. you're fine OP
>girl I beta orbited through high school messages me four years later out of the blue to apologize for all the ways she fucked over my social life
d-did I win?
>>39376122
You win if you don't respond.
SHE WANTS A DRAMA FIX, DON'T GIVE HER ONE.
No, she did. She got to treat everyone like shit while living the high life and is only apologizing to feel good about herself. She doesn't give a shit about you. Tell her what you really think.
>>39376122
>Too little, too late
no replies thereafter, delete on all forms of media
Redpill me on prostate orgasms, ive never had one before. Whats it like? How far in do you go to stimulate it? What do you use?
Are you sure you've never participated in the orgasms of prostrating anon
>>39375891
>Redpill me on prostate orgasms, ive never had one before. Whats it like? How far in do you go to stimulate it? What do you use?- 1 post and 1 image reply shown.
Dumb sissy anime boi.
>>39375891
I've used a sharpie. It feels really good. I start feeling full and moving my hips. Eventually I get a half-chub but am super aroused. Precum starts pouring out, and you go faster until you climax. You immediately want to fall onto something from the pleasure and enjoy what just happened.
I think it is un-ironically the best board on 4chan, and there's no other place on the internet like it. Love you robots.
Have a gondola.
>>39375766
It would be better if it wasn't so fucking depressing. Honestly ever since coming here I've just felt like shit and hated myself and this place but for some reason I can't leave for long.
>>39375766
>I think it is un-ironically the best board on 4chan
You must really hate yourself.
Well, it's one of the big boards, and isn't filled with:
-Political bullshit
-Porn
-Too many faggots
-Pretentious asswipes
On the other hand, there's still plenty of pedophiles, which are pretty scummy. But overall the positives outweigh the negatives.
Oh well I fucked up by telling a girl about my watersports fetish
It's odd because she was totally okay with my vore fetish and was willing too indulge it, but apparently simply having a watersports fetish (I wasn't even asking her to do it) was too far.
This despite the fact that literally minutes before I got into an argument with her about how urine therapy is bullshit (she insists it works and can cure cancer)
God I fucking hate women
>>39375645
You're fucking weird and retarded
>>39375877
thanks anon, i appreciate the support
>>39375645
She's into drinking piss, but she thinks peeing on each other during sex is gross? Women are indeed fucking retarded.
https://youtu.be/HCIM_rY4yOQ
>if anybody who looked like morty talked like this irl they'd get laughed at and humiliated instantly
>instead morty becomes chad because of muh confidence, entirely ignoring his scrawny beta appearance
Shit show
Yes it's almost as if this show contains fantastical scenarios that would never happen in real life, good catch OP, I sent you some reddit gold
>>39375615
I hope you're baiting because no one can be this retarded. You just described the intire skit
>>39375615
It's okay anon you don't need to project your insecurities into the show
I think balding should be a requirement to be a robot. I assume most of you here are bald or balding
>>39375469
Balding here. I'm 21
Is it just genetics or do we actually lose hair from lack of sun?
>>39375469
No, I'm not. I.... WAS bald.
>get tinder
>too anxious to swipe right
i'm sure you've done plenty of shopping on amazon
this is the same fucking thing
start rifling through that bargain bin anon
>get tinder
>swipe right
>get match
>too anxious to send message
>>39375575
>get tinder
>swipe right
>get match
>send message
>no reply back