Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7938. page

>>35630318
no but i have a pic of my extremely hairy butthole and crotch if u wanna see

>>35630345
AND THE TRAPS INVADE ALREADY.
WAY TO FUCKING GO.

>>35630345
post it plesae desu

origainio

dunno

t 22yo kv

i will never know

23kvh

Varries girl to girl. If they know what they are doing it's like getting your insides lick and you get very warm.

I fantasize about kidnapping an attractive man or woman
Torturing them in a secluded cabin for days
Killing them by slitting their throat, drowning them, stabbing them to death or strangling them
Letting their body decompose for days
Then, once they are unmistakably dead and rotten
Fucking their body until I can't move from the sheer exhaustion
Cuddling up against them for hours
And repeating until there is nothing left of them but bone

I would never actually do this but it torments me

>>35630297
I wish someone would hold my hand

>>35630490
do this to me pls pls anon

>>35630213
>Clearly a fucking man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kC4_iEXhGc

>>35630213
Whore yourself out on /lgbt/ you hideous creature.

post holes pls
ill help give them attention after

File: dogdepression_850px_4-600x600.jpg (42KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 600x600px

I got really angry this week because I got a couple of parking tickets I could have easily avoided. The only thing allowing me to settle my anger a little bit is feeling as if I'm contributing to my city a little bit more by paying some bullshit taxes.

I live in Oakland though. From what I hear our city is wasting a ton of money on a new PR campaign after the big fire incident at the ghostship.

>>35630167
I feel good, I love to help people out who need it. I hope one day you can find your passion and earn a fortune doing it. :)

>>35630263
I'm fine with paying income tax because it means I've got income. I'm making money & therefore I'm better off. It's my responsibility in that case to help the less fortunate.

Traffic tickets however are theft. Designed to steal money and prey on the poor. I have nothing but contempt for pig fuck cops and their petty bureaucracy.

Reported for kitty porn pedo

Justice is not always right

>>35630130
flat=justice=communism

truly the /r9k/ breast preference

because it's a common idiom?

It's her fantasy.

>u got big dick too
is ''''''''she'''''''''' really a dude or are you memeing?either way you are a cuck faggot.

>>35630064
Explain. Originalization

>>35630095
GTFO NEWFAG, YOU DONT BELONG HERE

>>35630095
It's a wrench for cum. What else do I need to explain?

>>35630030
If you needed a jizz rag why not ask your mom for the one in her mouth?

>>35630030
>tfw since I was like 13 been jerking off in my pajamas/underpants

It's unsanitary (especially considering my brother and I share most of our underwear, and my mom bought 4 identical pairs of pajamas for a trip and I've probably came in all of them over a period of two years) but cumming in a tissue actually feels significantly less comfortable/more disgusting.

>>35630124
i know who you are from your posts alone anon

Whats your telephone number, deep web anon?

dumbest question right out of the gate
how do I deep web?

>>35630022
Let me guess drugs? Or carding?

>>35629993
Bronson

Woah someone has typed this before, HOW ORIGINAL!

>>35629993
Watch that photo movie with Robin williams, ultimate robot he gets obsessed wi th a family he develops photos for and he's just so fucking lonely. Really sad good movie.

>>35630083
seen it, I watched the accountant last night, not too bad.

File: IMG_1868.jpg (103KB, 810x810px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 810x810px

but why. lolis are top qt. just bust a nut if you want to, retard. it's not like your fapping to toddlercon (feelsgoodman)

>>35630135
I just can't stop thinking about the cute little girls I am mentally defiling.

>>35630158
It's like they trust me because I can protect them but then I destroy that trust.

>>35629964
is that a young george rr martin?

also sad for you anon at least tell her how you feel

"A-are you into incest by any chance?"

>>35629984
don't do this

super original

>>35629953
I have $500 in cash as well as the outfit so you don't have to worry about that.

File: Capture2.png (1018KB, 723x961px) Image search: [Google]

1018KB, 723x961px

Can I record it?

File: Its_raining.png (53KB, 500x348px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x348px

>tfw 6ft
> will never be below 5'5
>will always be a tall CD instead of a real trap

Too much for me

no such thing
after a certain point, it is somewhat delusional to expect more than yourself, but everyone is entitled to standards
you just have to be willing to accept the consequences

>>35629918
Iktf anon. I just want to be loved by somebody. Anybody. And I feel guilty as hell when I do get a some kind of standards

File: tumblr_nyredzTTqL1t3uwllo1_500.gif (993KB, 490x375px) Image search: [Google]

993KB, 490x375px

normalfags. 2D a best!