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here have one

tricked

i love when i get (you)s too

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Bunch of faggots getting little dopamine hits from (you)s

sage

theyre popular at my uni

Because 3DPD are just too fucking lazy.

All they wear are leggings/yoga pants nowadays.

>>35631011
this is a very true statement and original I might add

>>35630924
Well the idea is less about bein happy and more about functioning right. We tend to look at it as gaining a new sports car when that's not the case. We are just getting the tools to work on the car we have so we can just leave this place.

>>35630974
This place is the only home I know.

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Need more cute traps!!

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>grandma calls
>asks if I have a gf
>he heh, not yet grandma
>did you find a job
>I- I'm working on it

>>35630846
Im sorry.
I kek.
Can I kek?

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>>35630846
>Dad asked if i was gay when 11-12
>H-Haha Nno all b-bout dem big tiddies

>>35630845
Nah, he was Canadian. Fuck them.

>>35630875
rude

leaf leaf leaf

Not the content OP was looking for but:

>i remember being a kid and seeing this women's memorial
>it was dedicated to men and women whom this guy killed
>my mom explained it to me
>freaked me the fuck out, made me cognizant of sexism and violence
>high school
>do a project on this guy
>university
>conference related to my program just coincidentally takes place at the same university, in their fucking ENGINEERING department

This case haunts me, OP.

Live life like a protagonist.

Go into people's houses and just take their shit with no fear.

Steal some cars with no concept of repercussion.

iktf
i'm sitting here having a fucking crisis
I have no idea who i am or what it means to be human right now
i'm destroying my life, i don't know why, that's just my natural impulse now
i hate this, my life is so hollow, i feel like i don't even exist

re-roll stats

>>35630738
>start the politician genocide and the benign dismantling of society
>become revered as savior of mankind
>spend rest of life with reconciled highschool sweetheart/childhood friend
>have 20 kids

>>35630738

Sounds like the plot to "Montenegro". Are you going to get bored and run off with an Eastern European gypsy too?

Are you a girl(female)? I'm pretty close to that description. In fact I'm on a business trip right now, and returning to Europe tomorrow.

>>35630702
No, why would anyone from robot9001?

>>35630702

What exactly am I looking at here?

This is an original post.

yeah I'll say to my dog when he's being stupid "nigga wtf is wrong with you??"

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>>35630632
Well, congrats. I'm posting in your thread right now. I hope this helps.

This makes me feel like my posts are actually valuable now

i kill almost every thread i post in, and i'm not posting in dead threads, it'll be a handful of posts all within a 5 or 10 minute timespawn and mine is the last one. then i keep the thread open on another page and check it every so often until it inevitably gets archived.

>>35630822
>>35630632
It's not you. The only threads that get replies are meme spouting redditors, bait, and trap/soc shit.

Don't feel bad.

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>>35630612
thats when you discover

I usually tread slowly because if it were up to me, I wouldn't even go out. Just staying indoors and fucking once in a while.

as time goes on, I realize I would make a terrible boyfriend
I can barely stand being around my family every day, looking forward to the time when they all go to bed so I can finally have time to myself
having a gf, someone that would be up my ass 24/7, would drive me insane

>>35630581
Bump.
Same here. Broke with with girlfriend of 3 years today.
Things'll look up, anon.

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>>35630581
yup, same
though we didn't ''officially'' break up, everything indicates that it's over
what was the reason for the break up?
Mine was that i have a paranoid gf and she thinks i have cheated on her, nevermind the fact that i'm a mega autist and don't talk to any girls (or anyone for that matter) besides her.

also in need of some songs

>>35630581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-wwLHrOZM0


this song got me through the last few weeks after my gf broke up with me and said she hated my guts

>>35630554
Your last one confuses me.

No part of my body is off limits except eyeballs and butthole.

>>35630554
The flap of skin that connects the tongue and the bottom of the mouth. I ripped it once and almost passed out.

>>35630675

That's called the lingual frenulum. It isn't made of skin, btw.

>>35630498
Get my teeth fixed.
See a doctor.
Pay my debts.
Buy a motor cycle.
Pay rent for a year.
Find a easy job even if it dont pay much
Coast.

pay off half of my student loans

Same thing I do every day, sit at my computer and get drunk.

Come on, tits. Lend a man a hand.

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>>35630438
It's biological.
Intellectually you never forget. Eventually, assuming you don't do whatever it is that brings 'late-bloomers' into the fold, the dissonance will become physically painful and you'll become a shut in.

Fortunately, if that happens you can still post here.

When your feelings are a closed ecosystem apathy is self-perpetuating.

>>35630335
Weird, I took spider-depressants and felt pretty good after just a week.

>>35630335

Shit like how? Like killing yourself or just like body shitty? What are you taking and what is the dosage?

That part depends. Either you need to switch meds or push through.

>>35630364
you sir win the le internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD laughed more than i shoiuld!111!!