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>>35631578
yes and yes

being a NEET in your mid 20s is a fucking soul shattering nightmare

my parents are the reason i'm so fucked up. their stupid pride is the reason i never got into therapy or got any help in general growing up. they created this mess with their selfishness, they ripped me out of the void of nonexistence so i could suffer, all for the sake of cumming in vagina

>26
>share a room with little brother
>he's 16 and works at mcdonalds
>comes up to me last week fri night and hands me 20 bucks
>asks me if i can go see a movie because he wants to have a girl over
>walk to movie theater and die on the inside

It wasn't suppose to be like this

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They will forget you, and you, to them, are dead.

coming from a close family that sounds comfy as fuck desu

>>35631596
Eventually, logically, yes.
But the last idea they had of me was lol bright but sad and lazy.

Perhaps they think I am in china studying Buddhism and will return someday since I left my original passport applications behind with China listed as potential visitations.

Or yea, they could think im druggin and ded.
Neither are tru

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ages 1 to 10: Skipped a grade (1st? 2nd?), played sports, had lots of friends

ages 10 to 14: Literally a blank. I have no memories other than my dad leaving my mom for a woman who wasn't insane, and my mom breaking my ribs on 2 occasions (she went to trial, but never went behind bars, the crazy bitch)

ages 15 to 17: Got raped by a college student, started drinking, started smoking, I my best friends were a Jew and a neo-Nazi, somehow I got into college

ages 17 to 21: More drinking, how have I not failed out yet?

>Got raped by a college student

Did you report it?

>>35631688
She was a woman...if I tried reporting it I just would have been laughed at.

>>35631526
>What could a grill do to never be seen sexually by anyone?
be ugly

>>35631552
Pretty much this, and we're talking like REALLY ugly, so fucking ugly no one could look at your face for a extended period of time.

I'd say be hairy too, but the thing is, there's a fetish for everything so at least some men would still want to bang you,

>>35631526
Convert to Islam and wear a full face burqa

>>35631509
If you post an email or mobile number I'll talk to you about it.

I like your rabbit pic, what is it from?

>>35631711

Watership Down looks like

I'd get the fuck out of Portland and fuck around in the wilderness in central Oregon and Malheur.

>>35631539
Hmmmm, I might do that. I'll be out of class for the summer, but my brother and sister-in-law both have full time jobs and I'll be there for a whole week.

Oh well in that case it probably wouldn't be too hard to find out about a few decent shows to go to, house parties, etc. Right now the music scene is kind of a mess because of how we turned into San Angeles in terms of cost of living over the past couple of years, which has killed a lot of venues and means that a lot of local bands play less. But summer is a good time for festivals all over the state.

Pot tourism is definitely a thing that should be done if your aren't going to get tested in your home state. Dispensaries are pretty cool about people rolling in and asking for something that'll fuck their shit up or whatever.

This is shaping up to be one of the really bad rainy years here (most likely the weather will be shit well into July), so my thing this year is going to be road trips to sunnier places.

>that robot who gets anxious every time he gets high
>even if the CBD:THC composition is heavily weighted towards the latter
>brain is mush, nerves are frayed
>can't stop smoking anyway
It's not addictive though!
>inb4 I can't handle things therefore other people shouldn't
not my argument
>inb4 unless you're a waste of air degenerate like THAT anon, you aren't... right?
no contest

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>>35631540
>in after to intelligence to use former and latter correctly

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>had an absent mind my whole life
>start smoking weed
>nothing is different

>>35631434
People are just that fucking moronic to fall for the "it feels better without a condom" meme

They're careless.

They don't mind getting pregnant with the one they love.

And you're a fat bitch with fake tits.

Why should I go out with you?

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because I have a 10 inch dick
on your knees, fucking whore

>>35631401
>why should I go out with you?

If you don't, I will kill you.

Can you Write a Story about someone fitting ann r9ker who finally finds true love in the most unlikely of places.

are you Hans Christian Andersen?

Do you browse /lit/?

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Through 2D magic, ofc.

>>35631356
Psych ward, m8.
You'll probably never see me because I don't want to go back there.

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>>35631356
I know that abstract feel, brother

You are not alone

>>35631247
I often fantasize about body switching with a girl and fucking myself and getting pregnant with her body after tying my old body up.

I want to smoke meth and have a thicc dominant bitchy girl deeply grind her bare pussy and ass all over my face, rubbing her scent and marking me, and I want her to piss all over my face like it was no big deal

I want to freeze the time in my class and impregnate every girl there with my seed. They would all be pregnant and wouldn't know how it happened.

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>tfw your bros pick you first for dodgeball

>tfw no mental or physical defects

>tfw you have to chose between three girls to pump and dump tonight

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>>35631153
>Not tree of tranquility

>>35631181
I've heard of it. I know it uses the same assets. What are the differences?

>>35631232
ToT preceded AP. Pretty sure it was just a more barebones AP.

>>35631078
Drink some water and eat some damn fiber and you'll be fine.

no, it isn't.

it's the chocolate from the cake.

Blood aint black my dude it's red

You're prop a nig.