>it's the anon is so depressed and alone that the constant boredom is making him physically and mentally ill episode
>not even a single reply
Not sure what I expected.
Thinking about people I've disconnected from in hurts me good desu
>>35632983
why don't you watch anime, play video games, or do drugs or something? better yet, do some cardio. it's scientifically proven to make you feel better by generating certain chemicals through your body.
yes, being alone sucks. But you can and should find ways to entertain yourself.
>"Anon, you're so funny! You remind me of SheIdon."
>>35632947
>mfw I've been unironically told this several times
brb going to fucking off myself
>>35632947
>"omg anon you should watch the big bang theory you seem like the guy who'd love it"
NO I WOULDN'T
>>35632947
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ROASTIES POP SCI IS SO AWFUL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Okay so
>be me
>loser permavirgin
>found /lit/ girl to hang out with
>hooking up
>not expecting sex so not really pacing myself
>putting condom on for first time
>accidentally the wrong way
>it's 3am very tired
>put on correctly before she notices
>getting back in her bed
>boner instantly gone
>she's chill, we talk for a while
>about to leave but second comes
>boner returns
>putting on second condom
>back in her bed
>boner is falling
>she's guiding it in
>last about 2 seconds b4 premature eject
Suicide, right?
>>35632918
>getting this close to sex
still better than me anon
I am gods lonely man
>>35632969
in bars
in cars
sidewalks
stores
everywhere
there is no escape
>>35632969
I'm not sure I'm better off anon. I'm still just as alone but now I have this failure as well.
>lt's alI over
I know anon, I know
We're all fucked aren't we? This is it
>>35632916
You fucking wish. When they say the ride never ends... they mean the pain.
>>35632936
yup, especially when you reach my age.
>>35632971
I'm really at the end, I can barely even keep it together at work anymore. Once that goes, It's game over.
>I'm going to do x this year
>Almost 1/4th through the year
>>35632895
>i'm going to kill myself this year
i'm not even sweating it, senpai. this is the only new years resolution i've had for the past few years. obviously i'm a pathetic failure.
>>35632895
>implying your goals weren't meant to be gradually achieved over the past few years
I lost about half the weight I wanted to lose, or thereabouts. It's going a little slower than I wanted but I am making progress toward my goal. Can't be fat at 30.
>"So anon, how long did your last relationship last?"
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SQUIDWARD
I haven't broken up with her yet.
About a year and a half. I fell for the practice girlfriend meme and then she ended up thinking I was planning on marrying her or something
can any of you fuck with her pepe game?
>>35632880
I don't save frogs so no
I have a fairly low opinion of people who post frogsbut I wish I can fuck with her though>tfw no qt azn gf
>>35633647
why the low opinion?
>>35633647
>>35634065
yea whats wrong with frogs man
>"I'm so glad you're marrying me anon, I really love you! I'm so glad that you were able to look past my sexual history, that's all in the past now, it doesn't define me. I mean I've already had all the craziest wildest sex of my dreams with so many hot guys, I'm ready to settle down now, I'm a different person. I don't even care that you're a virgin who's been "waiting till marriage", I think it's really sweet! In fact I'm not even really a sexual person myself, so after we have one kid, you won't have to bother yourself with sex any more." :)
That looks h*cking delicious
Roast beef is fucking trash as a food as well. Fuck roast beef honestly.
>>35632884
Not when it is drenched in piss, cum and period blood.
I'm thinking about calling the suicide hotline tomorrow
Why not call up someone you care about? Or a girl?
>>35632851
BIG MISTAKE
DO NOT CALL THEM
Call your dad first, or literally talk to someone on the street.
Why do girls love Spanish so much, /r9k/?
>>35632840
Enrique is 1/4 pinoy. 75% of Spaniards are chads. Nice facial structure,can get a tan,extroverted,funny and Spanish women are usually harder to get so they have enough experience to seduce anyone. Being part of that 25% of robots is suffering though from my own experience
>>35632840
It's a dog tongue, so thats probably why.
Only if you're Senor Chad. ;_;
t. Ugly Hispanic
Imagine if people spent as much time thinking about physics and they do thinking about coitus
thank you sheldor
>>35632822
BADOINGA
>>35632822
Go to reddit
Sage sage sage saaaaaaage boooooooommmmmb
OR in Reddit speak : le downvote antikarma
Karmaharmahaaaaaa
What is the most pathetic fetish?
>DUDE FEET LMFAO
>>35632778
Traps.
>Dude, I'm not gay, I swear!
Females
>Haha my dude her breasts are /butter/ haha
>>35632778
objectively scat+urination play, humiliation, pegging, femdom
>>35633074
snap crackle pop nigger.
go and hug your sister!
tell her you love her and post reactions/results.
straya cunts can't keep a thread alive edition.
>>35632758
Do you have a link for the last thread? I was looking for it
>>35632793
>>35610448
I think this is itblah blah blah aiaiaiaiaia
Eurobump time is an original sentiment.
Where were you when /r9k/ was taken over by narcissistic sociopaths?
>>35632699
>narcissistic sociopaths
You mean normies?
>>35632699
As long as they arent normies am fine
>>35632699
I didn't know what sociopath means until I looked it up.
I'm definitely anti social but I'm the opposite of lack of conscience.
I feel like the most social people lack conscience.
>random guy joins my discord
>doesnt say anything
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>banned them
talk about some of the autism you deal with guys
l'd rather not
>>35633735
why not loser?
too chicken shit?
>>35632698
This thread every night. It's not even good, or particularly funny, but you still do it every night regardless.