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>wake yesterday at 10 am
>play operation flashpoint all day
>can't stop, still playing now
>no plans for going to bed
>have to work at 6 am Monday morning

well
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Nostalgia trip?
I loved OFP. A couple of years ago I hopped online and there are people still playing it. It's crazy. We played coop without voice communication and everyone cooperated together.
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>tfw Arma 3 was your first Arma
>tfw only played Arma 2 for DayZ
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I recently got an invite to the Rising Storm 2 closed beta and I've been playing it quite a lot lately. Its good

>>35635890
You are the sanser

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lost traveller, searching for a home he can rest his feet,
listen to what i have to tell you: there is a place on
the net many a man like you have found their peace with
their fellow brother; and when i say brother, i mean it,
for this dwelling is for men only, no element of the evil
sex shall wander about. grab a pint of beer and relax among
similar minded individuals and tell them your story about
how the world has fallen and forsaken you, because today
a new door has been opened, enter the Wayward Son Comfy Pub,
the discord you have been searching for. cheers, brother!
https://discord.gg/ar5GyZ9
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Bumpety bump bump

Bump
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there are some interesting people in there but please for the love of god get rid of that one furfag, he triggers my superior 2d tastes
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>>35635712
>someone bump this please
naniiiiiii

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so i was walking down the street today and a small puppy approached me wiggling his tail all happy and playful and all i could think of was smashing his head in with a rock should i be worried?
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>>35635687
look at this turbo edge. lol this mcspazzatron 3000, this fedora tipping katana wielding, cuck sucking, beta orbitting, look ma i posted it again, cum sucking , cucboi, faggot.
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>>35635687
It's just intrusive thought. You get them when you're bored and your mind is wandering.

One time I stayed back after class to ask my teacher some questions and while she was explaining it, I was thinking like, if I were to smash her head in, she would be dead before anyone came.

It's normal as long as you don't act on it.
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I get those too sometimes. Usually it's when I'm driving home I think what would happen if I just suddenly plow my car into a bunch of people. Also I'm afraid to be around blacks because I'm worried I'm going to suddenly shout NIGGER for no reason.

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ITT: Post pictures of you and your dad, let /r9k/ tell you about your genetics and genetic potential.

Here is me and my dad.
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>>35635631
Which of the two are you? I cant tell at all.
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>>35635642

You really can't tell?
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>>35635679
Noo....you two dont even look related honestly

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>I'm a out lesbian
why is the world so cruel /r9k/?
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wait, agatha's a lesbian? what's your source?
you sure it's not just general teen debauchery?
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https://youtu.be/x3-tPhLHlNs?t=12m12s ;_;
or maybe she's just trying to discourage /r9k/?
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>>35635582
you mean you're a heterosexual tranny

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does she not realize that by suddenly vanishing with no reason only makes people wonder endlessly what happened?
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But everyone who cares knows where she went.

She did a suicidal gesture and was sent to live at a place for mentally troubled girls until at least late march. We will see what happens afterwards.
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>>35635551
>makes people wonder endlessly
If by people you mean "lonely beta orbiters" then sure
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>>35635551
Except she told people in her Skype group where she was going for three months

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is starvation mode a meme?
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Go here and ask >>>/fit/
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Make 3 pounds of turkey breast some brown rice and some California medley vegetables divide it 14 times and there only oatmeal in morning and your good to go you fat fuck! Better lose weight before I tie you up shove an apple into your gullet and rape you raw while the apple makes you sound like your squealing
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>>35636887
>brown rice
>literally giving yourself arsenic poisoning

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MBTI is psuedo science and if you believe in that crap that uncle that's always around your parents are super friendly with is probably your real biological father.
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>>35635534
MBTI is our generation's astrological signs
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Why are so many people triggered by the idea of measurement? You aren't that special of a snowflake, OP. You are just another person with simple traits that can be measured like height, weight, intelligence, strength, personality, eye color, etc.. Refining anthropometry can only be a good thing, so don't resist it.
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>>35635626
>Refining anthropometry can only be a good thing, so don't resist it.
I'll only agree to this if phrenology concludes you're an idiot.

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>grandmother insinuates she suspects I might be gay, but that she would be okay with that if I was
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my mom does that shit as well
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>>35635512
I wish my parents or anyone close to me would say that
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I'm not fucking gay! I'm just a shut in loser...

T-thanks I guess, though, grandma

Don't you realise that women have been made obsolete?
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>>35635433
How do you even get something like that in and out of your asshole?
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>>35635562
I can guide you <:^)
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>>35635562
It's probably flexible. Your insides are also very very very soft.

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i just missed one of my finals because i didn't realize they started during the weekend and hadn't checked the final times for my classes yet
hold me boys
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You acted like a retard and got what you deserved.
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>>35635561
i understand that
if this fails me i'll just have to retake the class and either way i'm learning from my mistake.
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>>35635616
Well, if you come up with some bullshit excuse and appeal to your professor you might get the opportunity to take the final late.

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I don't need it...

I don't need it...
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>>35635326
get off the internet and do something else.
You're basically sitting with a lit cigarette trying to quit smoking
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>>35635408
Not into asians, but that would've been a close one.
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>>35635326
Sorry op

Hvsigwih

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ITT: most awkward moments youve ever been in

>friend and i went for drinks last weekend
>He only came out because his university oneitis was going to be out too
>decides to make a move on her and try to ask her out
>after a bit of convincing he decides hes going to "bust a move" on her
>he walks up to her at the bar while she ordering a drink
>when she gets her drink he spills it on her
>then he stands there not knowing what to do

i think he had a plan but i have no idea what it was, he ended up getting slapped but it was physically painful to watch. i havnt heard from him in over a week. im getting concerned anons
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>>35635325
Have you tried ringing him anon, i know i wouldnt want to show my face after that?
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>>35635325
>slipped on a bannana peel when i was in my 3rd year of high school
>i went over cartoon style
>never really lived that down
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>>35635325
>ended up spilling an entire vat of curry when i was delivering something to the school kitchens
>i walked backwards into it and knocked it over and fell over with it

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i finally got contacted by a female so i can finally make one of these threads....


>tfw my crush 3 years ago is a stacey
>tfw she thinks i actually had sex
>not sure if feelsgoodman
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it's cute you're witty and adorable wtf well done
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>>35635320
Fucking normie, I have never texted a girl in my life
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>>35635432
>>35635446
ive never had something close to this omg

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Can we all agree that women with Tinder installed are lesser human beings
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>>35635301
That's a rude way to put it but no guy with self respect is going to want to date a girl if he finds out she was on tinder.
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>>35635301
>>35635362
How so?
Sex is fun and good exercise.
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>>35635806
Sex with your Partner is

But if you install a app that let's you fuck total strangers just because they find you atractive and it's fun i assume you don't have any self worth at all

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