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>people ask how are you
>default response has been "six out of ten" for years now
>they think it's a funny joke and laughingly say "that's not very good!"
>it's not a joke it's as good as it gets for me

>>35639456
im sure i do have it. i just feel like a different person in the summer months

>>35639848
Holy fuck that is quite a picture

>>35639456
I am so glad winter is fucking over

Imagine how someone in the game of thrones universe feels

i wish i was the tree

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>tfw it's a Sudowoodo

>>35639467
You don't need to be a tree, the world cuts you down every day.

Because they are given shit all day without the possibility to vent. If you are a black kid and have a rough time, you can just beat up some white dude and nobody will call you out on it. If a white kids starts shit he gets expelled, hell, you can't even foul anyone during a football game because it's 'too violent'. We need boxing clubs back in schools.

Why do black kids not graduate from school?
Why do black kids shoot eachother up?
Why do black kids have such a shit culture?
Why do black kids have no fathers?

Because there are too many black kids in schools

>>35639343
This guys wallpaper must be fucking eye strain IRL.

>>35639343
He unironically makes me want to kill myself

>>35639343
This is the guy who went on a shooting spree right?

yay now all the stacey whores will wear their whore clothing how exciting

>>35639287
of course, for another 7 months the cold, rainy snow mud is gone along with the gray, depressing, sunless sky.
Finally I can do my daily walks outside without having my fingers and toes freeze off

>have to ditch comfy sweatshirts and hoodies for T-shirts, revealing my skellington body to normies

No thanks

Man I'm 21 and I feel the same way
I can't imagine what chatting with kids feels like at 31

You're way past your shitposting date, OP.

>>35639228
okay familia, see you tomorrow

I'm 26 and I've known for years this place is cancer and it's dragging me down with it

but I still come here everyday because I can't relate to anyone else.

>>35639216
>tfw if blondies injury is above T11, she ain't feelin a thing...

>>35639957
This is a half-truth at best.

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>>35639216
I don't know how I feel about this.

Orangina

yes you guessed it right

What have you done since highschool to make your life better?

>>35639190
of course it is a meme. give me literally one reason why things would automatically improve over time.

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Suicide originally

>>35639232
I'm the exact same. I don't even think about doing it anymore though because I know I couldn't do it to my mother. I still pray for death on the occasional night though.

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I kind of want to get a gun for self-protection, I live in a city with a lot of criminal blacks and I've been robbed and had my car stolen before.

But I worry about getting down and using it on myself

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>>35639101
that horse pussy sounds like my ex gf's

>>35639131
was she a horse?

>>35639101
damn qt horsey took it like a champ

https://discord.gg/Uej24

>>35639040
I want to live in Russia primarily because of the memes

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Garbage discord. Don't join

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>>35639037

>O-okay... M-my, uh, presentation is on... anime

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>Shoot up whole school

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>>35639037
>"listen up roaches, im going to explain why dickgirls are best girls. buckle the fuck up its going to be wild"

shut up lol

>>35638989
>I know its meant as a joke/banter, but why the fuck does this only happen to me?
are you new to the group?
if yes, then it's joke/banter, pretty normal
if no, then you're probably viewed as the weak link of the group

>>35638989
shut up Iol

Where do you live at maybe we can simulate this

Probably depends; 400lb is likely more fat than you'd want to go.

>>35638817
How fat are you though? Do you have some kind of fat guy fetish?

he was mentally ill and it showed in his personality putting girls off

>>35638796
Cause he felt entitled to one without putting any effort in whatsoever.

Super autism. 60 seconds into any of his videos and you can see why if you have even a drop of social perception