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I've spent the last 2.5 years smoking weed more or less every day. Since finishing university I've done nothing but go to work, come home, smoke weed, sleep. Then at the weekends I like to wake up, smoke weed, then go to sleep.

I don't know about other drugs but weed ain't that expensive OP. If you don't have any other interests or any friends you can smoke as much as you like.

>tfw I'm wasting the best years of my life smoking weed and doing nothing instead of learning new skills, meeting people or advancing my career

i cant even find a dealer :C i just want some opiates and benzos

>>35642681
I dunno, Opie. I knew a guy in HS who worked in fast food and all his money went to tobacco, weed, tattoos, and rent. In that order.
He just stole food from his job. He definitely wasn't a normie, he was even more of a loser rhan me. And he only made $250-$300 a week

>>35642674
do you do porn?

>>35642763
Sometimes. What did you have in mind?

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draw a piece of broccoli with a dick

>>35642635
>cut
Close but sadly it's a no

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Ride the cock of course

I'm too fat and lazy to ride but if you want to fuck me go for it.

>>35642608
I unironically agree. It's like you are claiming the offspring of another man as your own and making the woman and child the products of your superior stewardship.

I agree as well, it's pretty fucking alpha.

>>35642608
The most alpha thing a man can do is step up and be a good, providing father even if the child isn't biologically his.

I don't. I want an Asian gf with a feminine penis.

They don't. Asian women and black posters on r9k are the biggest attention whores here, a match made in

>>35642604
Somebody post the pic about white women talking shit about some central asian girl

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>>35642582
Is it Stacy kind of boring or NEET/Does nothing kind of boring?

i'm boring too, give her to me

Who cares. Bang her until you stop being a loser.

They hate themselves because it gets them attention.

>>35642595
/thread

zamboople

>>35642575
i hate myself because i don't look like the girl in your pic

>>35642554
>How long does it take to do that?
Years

>>35642708
How many attempts to at least get a slightly thicker skin? I feel like there's a sort of momentum effect, when I had done that, I wanted to try it again and again, like learning a new trick in a videogame or something.

>>35642750
It's no learning curve, it's achieving a point where you've just had enough, and you stop trying to please everyone like a faggot.

I know alot of people on this board can probably relate.

get out newfag

/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
"Misogyny and Greentext Stories"

>thread complaining about mod abuse gets deleted

all my keks

>>35642606
>""""""mod abuse""""""
mod enforcing the rules

>This thread again
You're mentally ill.

Seek help.

I don't really have a refractory period. I can ejaculate three times with one boner.

>>35642537

Have you really tried? My RF is usually less than a minute. I usually just keep watching porn till I get hard again. My highscore is 5 successful faps in one night.

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>>35642527
>He cant handle some basic banter

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>>35642527
>someone makes playful jab
>joke around
>he keeps taking jabs at me
>uh y-yeah heh
>"actually kill youself anon"
>"seriously kill youself"
>goes back to joking around

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>someone says something kind of nice to me
>can't help but think it was sarcastic and they somehow meant it maliciously

It is fake. It's too gross to stick your ding dong in someone's hole. Every other animal is hatched from eggs and so are we.

Pregnant women are just chunky and the so-called "kicking" is just muscle spasms.

Sex is basically a very gross cargo cult. People have started doing this gross thing to try to cause things to happen.

>>35642515
You never really hear normies talk about sex ether, for some as big as sex you would think they at least mention it but nope.
some i take every thing is fake or just a test to break me.

I heard my parents have sex late at night.

Do what half of them do and pretend to believe in it.

>atheists are cringeworthy

you're literally an atheist. this is painful to watch. don't join a religion if you're just going to make fun of it.

>>35642499
There is nothing wrong with not believing it. If you want, go to church and just not believe what they say. Maybe you'll be brainwashed the same way China got people to worship Chairman Mao.

>>35642464
take a picture and digitize it and then make a post on r9k

>I SEE A BAD MOON RISIN'!

How could the dick of any sensible person get close enough to her blackbox when her ass alone probably weighs as much as half of me? It's like having a giantess fetish.

we've had this thread like 200 times and every time it's the same
>I'M A GIRL AND- (You)(You)(You)
>hah anons ur all virgins lol
>>ur here too faget, where do you think we are
>reddit girl who thinks shes ugly gets boyfriend
>I'M STILL A GIR- (You)(You)(You)
>no such thing as fembots
>I-I'm a fembot (You)(You)(You)
>>shhh bb I know they're all crazy, give me ur email and chat with subtext with me using spoilers
>ugly horse girl.jpg

OP what did you hope to accomplish by posting this again? It's assumed at this point, to the point where "girls can't be fembots" is a meme.

>>35642529
How is it a meme friend? Females literally can't be robots.

I have talked to no one but cashiers for 3 months.
I like it this way, though, so I'm not sure if that counts, and I also have a dick.