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>>35644124
i've seen literally hundreds of people request /r9k/ turning blue, mods just dont give a fuck. i would leave if i had enough willpower too

Joining the circlejerk here, yes blueboard this shit. Would leave too but I dunno where else to go, wizchan is cool but too slow.

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>>35644124
fuck off if you don't like it faggot

How about you fuck off instead?
>>>/reddit/

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>>35644108
>You'll never be hung like duck-chad
Why live?

Quack
qUack
quAck
quaCk
quacK

>>35644104
just drop the class right now faggot, you're fucked

paper that big probably counts for like 45% of the grade how close am I?

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>>35644104
>tfw 2000 word essay due by midnight
>haven't even looked at what the paper's supposed to be about

>>35644104

Jesus Christ, how much a faggot do you have to be. 500 words is like less than a page and half. I have 500 word assignments due every other day.

>/r9k/
>meetup

Pick one.

>>35644073
Carlsbad here, yea

>>35644868
yo im carlsbad here too mate

whens the meetup boys im ready to meet some femboys

Do it, cum on her face, get it all out of your system.

wowitsfuckingnothing.mkv
get friends instead.
like, sign up for an outdoorsy friend thing or use the money at some generic church potluck. its a better value. i know, i know, but im typing this for your benefit.

You will feel better for a while (your self esteem will be higher for 8 to 12 weeks). But then you will realize that your sex drive doubles after you lose your virginity, and yet your ability to get pussy remains the same. So you will be even more horny and miserable than before.

>>35644045
If you filtered all the female and gay threads then there'd be none left, and thus no reason to come here. That is the sad truth of /r9k/

>>35644045

It's called "Going to /pol/"

Subscribed to this thread. I am so fucking tired of this gay ass nigga shit.

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>>35644040
This is a tricky situation and question.

>>35644040
Wait until you can get Romulan or Blue Dream mah nigga

had to stop smoking 6 months ago in order to get my drivers license, its not to bad. It will be really satisfying when you start again.

By self-immolating in front of a major landmark of political significance. No manifesto. Let everybody interpret it however they want.

>>35644037
god damn that looks comfy

>>35644037
when my fentanyl arrives (hopefully today) probably tomorrow.

Just in my room more than likely.

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>>35643998
Slap his mother's deceased grandson

>>35643998
Wonder when I got a girlfriend.

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Shed a single tear as I continue to jack off. Proceed to repeat every day for 24 years.

>>35643932
that means you're retarded

Are you feeling the itch too? People always talk about their 30s as being the time when the clock starts ticking but 17-22 is the first wave.

>>35643968
>>35643975
yes

I want to give life to a human, like my parents did to me. As much as I hate my life sometimes, the fact that I am even alive and conscious to experience this is mind fucking blowing. And the fact that I can give the same gift to someone else is even more mind blowing.

I'm a 32 KHV and I have no money. I'm a shut-in and my looks are starting to go down hill.

A pity fuck is about all I can hope for at this point but such a thing is so outrageous to even consider as a possibility. Maybe if I was a cute young boy it'd be possible but I'm a gross hairy manchild.

p-p-p-p-please respond!

>tfw no fembot who's completely given up on finding love to be a bf to and live life together with

>>35643814
there should be some sort of rule that you have to make 50 posts on /b/ or /pol/ before you're able to post on any other board

>>35643814
>No /pol/
fucking jew

>>35643844
/pol/ and /b/ should be deleted. They bring all the normies to the site

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>people who think cow tits are somehow better then a flat chest

The smaller her chest the closer you are to her heart when you hug her!

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR KITTIE PORN

GOOD THING TRUMP IS GOING TO FINALLY LOCK YOU PEDOS UP

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>>35643782

That's cool if that's what you're into I'm not going to shit on anyone's preferences. Actually flat to very small breasts have just never done anything for me though, like zero reaction from my dick.

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>tfw small comfy private discord with 8 or so people

I can never engage consistently with ones where there's like 40 people in.
At most I'll have bursts of enthusiasm that feel really fake and then I won't say anything for days or weeks on end.

I think what lots of robots need in their lives is an emotional "home" of sorts.
A place where, no matter how arbitrary the post, be it some silly animal pic, a humorous twitter screencap, or a cute anime girl(male), the fact that you're choosing to share it there unconsciously says things. That you're aware that the other people exist and wish to share it with them specifically.

bumping for some of the discord stories

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>run discord bot
>pretend it's popular but its literally 99% used for fucking porn
>2000 users on my server
>half of them somehow more socially inept than me
>general chat is literally autistic screeching and cock fights
>ban sperg lords daily for the keks but more keep coming

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It's all over the place.

>tfw almost 21 and I still love listening to degenerate edgy mallgoth crap

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Im sorry I like rock music so much