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>>39380770
post it and we'll see

No. I've been getting into fashion/streetwear recently and it's hard not to fucking buy expensive shit.

>>39380770
Depends on how much disposable income you have

>>39380762
>drink 1+ cans of non-diet soda a day
>tfw going to try and stop tomorrow before I get diabeetus
Any tips to quitting the carbonated caffeine and sugar jew?

>drinking diet soda ever
fucking why? drink regular soda

>>39380833
I stopped drinking regular soda because it was fucking up my teeth and I drink so much soda that it was making me fat.

After I quit drinking regular soda in highschool I lost 20 lbs without doing anything.

>>39380809
Once you get used to diet soda its essentially the same kick you get out of normal soda. Your urge to drink soda is mostly from the caffeine addiction.

I fully recommend diet because you dont need to worry about weight gain.

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Don't try to hide the cheese pizza, anon. They will find it anyway. Good luck.

>>39380690
10? ten years old?

ok anon

have fun in jail

Bait thread or we actually do need an FBI.

>>39380605
I wish I could afford to some charge $1,500 an hr so I've heard some say they don't do it I doubt that's true they just won't say it publicly

Does anyone have the greentext about that anon who hired his favorite pornstar to take his virginity and got her mad because he came inside her?

>>39380605
Do they all look this gross, over-done and fake?
I just want some small-breasted cutie with normal ass and normal hair and a non-bleached anus-hole

>>39380551
Its a dude bro game. Hated it since my cousin told me to buy it hes a dude bro.

>>39380578
its not that bad
its miles better than h1

I wish there was an official Battle Royale game based off the original novel.

I hope they really like hardcore gay porn then

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>>39380511
>the internet provider saw all my shitposts and excuses my deviancy because he thinks I'm hilarious

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>>39380511
>mfw he cares about what people think of him, but doesn't use a VPN

You're 100% grade A moron

When I made a girl cry by the size while taking her virginity, only to ease her into it and fuck her like a dog later.

At a bar, talking with a MILF. She tells me she's been married for 17 years. I asked her "happy?", she paused and realized. 1 week later were fucking.

>>39380460
Damn, anon. That's legit Chad.

I don't hate them, but I do hate talking to them, being around them and just knowing they're close by. If anything my hate is directed inwards, towards myself.

>>39380310
Everything that makes me not enjoy this life is caused by other people. I'm not blaming them for all my problems, I know I'm responsible for myself but any time I step outside I have a negative experience because normies are all cunts.

>>39380349
Take a long, hard look at yourself.

Are you sure you aren't the cunt?

I mean, normies all get along. We're the outliers. We're the ones who don't fit in.
Does this not mean we're missing some vital piece of the puzzle? What could possibly change?

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>>39380257
>be a really descriptive writer that focuses on immersion and emotion over narrative
>share it around
>strangers love it
>family think it's shit
>lose motivation to continue

>produce music
>too self critical to publish

>>39380330
Why not just make a dummy profile to upload shit?

>>39380194
Do you reaIIy expect me to read all that shit?

>>39380204
Got anything better to do with your time?

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>>39380194
i will take Laura, thank you very much

This cannot be real. Even on /r9k/.

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>>39380081
common guys I thought you would be more supportive

Jeez, in which universe is this a good idea? You've seen too many romantic movies, but they are for women, not men. Men don't fuck with flowers and poems, jeez, just kys

>>39380038
can't get rejected if you never try
>unoriginal commentary

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>make friends with guy at work
>he's around my age
>we hit it off, start hanging out outside of work even
>one day he tells me he's gay
>"oh me too"
>he starts complaining about being a virgin
>"well... I think you're pretty cute"
>he says sorry, I'm not into black guys
>say ok, accept that
>decide to remain friends because I'm not an asshole
>TFW he goes full /pol/ on me over the course of the next few months, explaining why niggers are inferior and why he won't date one

I don't know why I subjected myself to that.

I've been rejected a ton, but I don't know if you guys are into male/male stories so I'll only post more if there's interest

>>39380154

>faggot stormnigger rejected you
You dodged a bullet

Female orbiters are usually reserved for convicts, mass murderers, ultra rich and other scum of earth

Robot. I was a robot. I was a kiss friendless suicidal handholdless virgin. I was losing my mind. I was going to jump in front of the train. Instead I fucked a hooker. It was the best decision I ever made. Couple of years later I have a professional job (shit still sucks, wage slavery sucks, might switch to a disability pension for chronic back pain) and I have a girlfriend who I fuck regularly. With my success, I've aquired 2 orbiters, one who's high status and just got attached, another whose a creep at work.

>>39379965
I had an orbiter in 7th grade named Patty (her name fit her)
>looked like a bad tranny
>severe acne
>fatty Patty
Do not recommend t b h

yes, it effects every interaction whether you're conscious of it or not

>>39379956
Nope. It's all about effort.

Check em

>>39379998
Close my friend. Very close

>>39379913

just play it out and see where it goes

>>39379963
Yeah the thing is, i've been getting mixed signals from her and i don't know what to do anymore

>>39380261
My guess, she likes you but she probably has a lot of other options, her boyfriend for one, and isn't sure what she wants so she's trying to play the field.