What's a good movie to watch?
Quiz Show is a great movie and it's comfy as fuck
also it's on Netflix
Chinatown
L.A. Confidential
The Nice Guys
>>35645917
saw Rogue one today, thought it was pretty good.
Hey robots. My name is Nick and today's subject is "I'm a stupid nigger".
Why did god make me a nigger? I'm a dumb sack of shit. I'm a scumbag. I'm a moon cricket nigger. Niggers chirp at night like I'm a bitch ass nigger like I am. I'm a NIGGER with nappy hair and bug eyes and big nose and big lips. I'm a NIGGER and white people are better than me, Asian people are smarter than me, Mexicans work harder than me. I'm a stupid ass nigger that isn't worth two cents.
I'm a junglebunny, I'm a jiggaboo. I'm a spook, I'm a turd, I'm a pile a shit and I'm a cowshit dung nigger. I'm a busted nigger. I hate myself. I hate my ugly features. I hate my buck teeth. I hate my grape drinking soda bitch ass nigger like I am. I hate who I am. I dislike I despie my ugly ass. I'm a lame, I'm a loser and the world hates me. I should have been used for stemcell research when I was in the womb. I should have been aborted when I was on the umbilical cord. And I'm a loser, man. The KKK need to lynch my ass.
I'm a nappy headed beast. I'm a piss and a shit boy. I'm a L7. I'm a loser. I'm a spiteful ugly nigger. And niggers should be scared of me cause I'm the worst of the lowest niggers.
I chirp like the moon crickets at night. When darkness comes you can't see my ugly black ass. Females don't like my ugly black ass. I'm a stupid nigger.
I'm a nigger. I'm a nigger. I'm a nigger. I'm a nigger. I hate who I am. I'm a spiteful bitch. I got nasty ass hair with BB's in it. I'm a stupid nigger. and I've been cutting my arm open.
And niggers should have aborted my ass man. I'm a stupid I'm a lame I'm a got like aspergers syndrome. I work at target, minimum wage. I'm a typical stupid nigger. I need to pick cotton where I belong I belong in a field. I'm a field nigger. I'm a stupid nigger. I'm a loser. L7 I'm a loser. I ain't shit. And I ain't worth two cents.
So robot friends tell me how you feel about this post. I'm a stupid nigger. I ain't shit. I ain't worth two cents. I'm worth half a penny
Your race is pure trash but you can still come out of that and do good. Look at Sheriff Clarke. Just because you're a nigger doesn't mean you can't be a good person.
>>35645967
I'm a nickle bitch ass nigger is what I am. The black race is the most ugliest race created by god. God should have made me have a heart attack outside when I push carts outside. I'm a stupid ass lying nigger. I'm a bitch. My dad hates my ass. And I'm a bitch I'm a spook. I'm a retarded faggot and I'm dumb as hell man. I hate who I am man. I worship the white man. The white runs my ass man. I'm a niggER. And so far this day has really been stupid and lame, like I am I'm a loser lame nigger.
Stop thinking you're doomed just because of your skin tone you idiot. I honestly don't mind black people aslong as their aren't ghetto fuckboy tyrone who listens to nigger music and dances like a fucking spastic. I'm a ginger fuck so we both have it bad, OP. Try not to think about race to much, 4chan has gotten to your head. No one likes coons anon. Just try and be a chill polite guy who ignores black culture and become a loser like us white robots.
Do you have a rare fetish?
Mine is race-transformation.
Pic related: Rihanna a white girl. I also like seeing white girls transformed into black girls.
>>35645869
That's an unusual fetish. After they transform they have sex with...you? A black guy?
>>35645869
I wanna se more niggers turned white
>>35645895
Yeah I forgot to mention i imagine myself transformed as a hung black guy#
Its a bastardization of BBC cuck fetish, I guess? Gets me harder than anything though
>tfw reeeee unironically
>>35645863
Vocaroo or gtfo faggot
>>35645877
I can't. I do it unintentionally when parents say something awkward (like today "What will be your chidren's names?" for example)
>>35646483
I literally reee at my mum intentionally and with purpose
Don't give a fuck, cunt
>everyone calls trump authoritarian
>his bills are constantly cockblocked by the courts
>bitches about fake news on his twitter but hasn't really done anything
>know people who unironically think he is like kim jong un
>hasn't created a bill for mandatory conscription
Have... Have Americans forgotten what dictatorships look like?
>>35645821
Amerilards have never ever lived under a dictatorship, never been occupied so they don't know what thats like, never had to face a truly devastating war in their own country that killed a bunch of the population just from starvation and disease alone. They weren't even under a kind considering as a colony they were practically an autonomous outpost and didn't have a viceroy from britain treating them like shit something the spanish colonies did have and fucked them for centuries.
What you are doing is the equivalent of wondering why a rich fag who never had to do any actual work in his life nor worry about anything can't emphasize with someone who was born poor and is living in the streets
Trump so far has been 90% classic neocon wth some campaign promises thrown in the mix
>>35646320
One could say that they've forgotten why their ancestors left the "comfort" of UK and other places to risk their lives in Murrica, but well desu despite being Yuropean I don't quite remember how it feels like to have a king taking all the decisions either.
Can we get a general feels thread going? Here's a few that are weighing on me right now:
>tfw ugly
>tfw work at 5 AM tomorrow
>tfw going to have to wear dirty socks to work because too lazy to do laundry
>tfw crush on a girl I'll never get to know
>tfw no future
>>35645816
>>tfw going to have to wear dirty socks to work because too lazy to do laundry
that's you're own fault ya degenerate
>>35645816
Become a feminist: recognize the "sad and lonely and no future" thing all stems from feeling incomplete because you don't have a girlfriend. Recognize that society's portrayal of having a girlfriend at this point in your life is as unrealistic as every photoshopped model on the cover of every magazine.
Find purpose in life by helping other people wherever you can, because however insignificant you are compared to the whole country or the whole world, you are a HUGE part of the life of every other person you know. And even if every one of those people is dead in 100 years, you'll have made their time positive while you could ... and that's how you live forever: doing enough good that people remember you.
>tfw fat
>tfw conservative with liberal friends
>tfw no one is attracted to me
>tfw in love with a girl that isn't clear if she likes me back or not
>tfw she probably doesn't but i'm delusional enough to think maybe she does
>tfw bad grades on college
>tfw currently on vacation alone in my parents's house who work all day and ar ebarely at home
>tfw no friends to hang out with
>tfw mom and dad are fighting again and dad is drunk
>tfw sister is a dumb slut
I feel terrible, 9 months ago I quit my job and paid out of pocket to go back to school in an attempt to save my future. I intended to work a part time job but I never got around to getting one, I just kept putting it off. Well I'm 23 now, I haven't worked in 9 months and in the mean time I have wittled away most of my savings. I want to go out and find a job right now but I have exams in less than two months and I don't see why anyone would hire a retard who didn't work for nearly a year for no good reason. I am literally 6 years behind everyone else my age and with nothing to show for it except 3 years work experience at a shitty immigrant tier job.
Can anyone relate? It would make me feel better to know that someone else is nearly as big of a fuck up as me.
>>35645787
>for no good reason.
being a student is a very good reason, especially one who paid his own way
>I am literally 6 years behind everyone else my age
life isn't a sprint to the grave
>nothing to show for it
>3 years work experience
literally not nothing
>Can anyone relate?
yes
>It would make me feel better to know that someone else is nearly as big of a fuck up as me.
the majority of this board is far more fucked up and would easily call you a "failed normie"
Look, stop feeling sorry for yourself, idiot. You're doing fine and being in school is an advantage, let me tell you. Don't give up, just keep trying. Most schools have career placement, don't worry about not being qualified just keep applying. I don't know what your family situation is like but if that's not an option don't be ashamed maybe to sign up for welfare/unemployment/ask for a loan anyone who shames is a propagandist, a hypocrite, or just a fucking retard money and banks aren't even real they literally print money backed by debt and everyone is like $400,000 in debt when they graduate college who the fuck cares bro
If anything, you're ahead of the game. Keep your head up. Proud of you, shithead.
>>35645787
well im 22 and i have never worked haha hows that you little cunt faggot normie whore why dont u just kill urself if ur fucked sry that was a bit rude do excuse me hoho haha
>>35645979
>being a student is a very good reason, especially one who paid his own way
It's not school as in university, it's a course that'll give me access to university, so I feel no sense of pride from it only shame.
Who else here makes tough decisions and act like you're in a Telltale game?
I live my life more like a dating someone, each girl has waifu points, which is like their happiness or opinion of me, and it goes up or down based on what I do.
>>35645782
>>35645886
I do both of these things, mixed with some rpg style dialogue trees like in Baldur's Gate
[Anon will remember that]
>This comment is original.
How does one achieve indefinite nofap?
> srsly
> inb4 why would you even want to nofap
By not fapping? I'm going on five weeks straight now. Doing the nofap, noporn one. Just stay far away from anything pornographic or sexual online and occupy yourself with productive stuff. Also, go to bed early.
You just need immense willpower to overcome the urge for a few days, after that you dont feel the urge to fap anymore.
>>35645766
castration or HRT
Hey! I'm a normie/chad that's new to this board! Ask me anything fellow brobots!
>>35645764
Post your asshole, i need some new fap material
Post your hand and feet :^)
>>35645770
>>35645823
i dont feel like getting jacked off to by neckbeards so nah
who /slipping-into-alcoholism/ here? it's the only way to get me through the lonely, depressing evenings at this point. And i have a drink before job interviews as it's the only way for me to not be a complete robot.
Tell me about your relationship with alochol guys
I drink every day
Have since I was 17, I'm 25 now.
On weekdays as soon as I come home from work, on weekends as early as 9am
I used to put away bottles of whiskey and vodka, but I'm on so many meds now I stick to beer so even huge quantities won't kill me.
I'm self-medicating numerous mental illnesses basically. Everything my prescribededs can't do, alcohol does.
It makes me more social, less inhibited. I can fap, I can talk to my family, I can spend time with online friends all without wanting to shoot myself like I normally would. It helps me sleep. It helps me eat. It helps me feel like a normal person for a little while.
I've tried so many times to stop but it never works. Tbh I dont want to ever get rid of alcohol, I just want to be capable of moderating how much I drink. A few days ago I started a log of all the drinks I've had. It's not really helping yet but I'm sticking to it.
>>35645914
Prescribed meds*
>>35645715
I can tell that I am, but it's actually kind of enjoyable to have some feelings for once even if they are negative. When I'm drinking I can sometimes forget that the girl I like to hang out with will never feel the same way about me as I do about her
Up there in the thug mansion where bossman always throws in extra chicken wings
my Colombian neighbour told me he 'first met the nigger when i was 14'
>>35645710
White women are hyped edition
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites guy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
>>35645710
I'm assuming Fat Teddy was the product of a single mother or a benefit family. How could they afford such a large coffin?
Adding gibberish at the end of a sentence is illegal
Try and stop me erjdiofaoijasdsad
Single fact to back that up? dsfargeg
>>35645689
Adding gibberish at the end of a sentence is illegaI
How the fuck can I get a cute gf?
It's simple anon.
1. You improve your posture till you walk correctly.
2. You talk to 3 people a day, every day.
3. You don't apologise to anyone for a week.
Once you achieve those you move to step 4. Keeping up the first 3 you;
4. Attempt to lock eyes with people you walk past all day. Do this for a week.
Not easy no, however once you've completed all these steps you can move onto Number 5.
5. Set your own personal goal, break it down to the simplest step and then achieve that step.
(This is the only TL;DR youll be getting so buckle in.)
For most that will be: Get a girlfriend.
So the first step is: Approach a girl, ask her a question without mumbling, get an answer, leave.
Repeat 5 times.
From there you can set a new goal.
Approach a girl (different one each time ofc), ask her a question and attempt to talk about the question for a few minutes. Doesn't need to be successful, just attempt to make small talk.
Repeat 5 times.
You can see what I'm getting at I'm sure.
So what the fuck am I on about? What does standing, talking and apologising got to do with anything?
Well let me break this down.
1. You improve your posture till you walk correctly.
Before I started following these steps I used to watch my feet whenever I walked anywhere. I'm 6 foot tall and no-one would believe me if I told them. I was easily ignored and very quiet.
ALL of this is effected by the way I stand which blew my fucking mind when I realised it.
So before I go off on a huge rambling rant about how improving your posture solves all these issues, I can imagine you'll want to know how good your normal standing posture is. I mean if your posture is fine who gives a fuck what I'm saying.
Super easy to check, just find a space near a wall where you can stand straight.
Yeah, stand straight. So you should have your heels, ass, shoulder blades and back of your head touch the wall. Nothing else.
Tee El Dee Are
>>35645651
>(You'll notice your back is not completely straight doing this, that's as it should be. Your back is meant to curve and rest just like your legs don't stand perfectly straight.)
It's incredibly likely that you just tried it and found it painful to do because I know I did. The first time I tried it my shoulders screamed at me pulling them back to touch the wall and I almost felt dizzy being unable to see my feet on the floor.
Yet who before me, came along and told you things would get this bad? If they did they bitch and don't give you reasons, so of course you ignore them because you think they're just being an ass to you.
If your posture is really bad you probably couldnt manage it which is awesome because that means that youre now aware of something you can fix easily, and Im going to show you why you SHOULD fix it.
Positives that come from standing and sitting correctly;
>POSTURE
1. Improves breathing - Proper Posture prevents you cramping your lungs and allows for easier breathing.
2. Reduces stress on back, which in turn reduces chances of backache.
3. Increases back and stomach muscles as it takes effort to sit/stand correctly.
4. Improves concentration - Improved breathing sends more oxygen into blood.
5. Reduces likelihood of long-term back issues - One of the biggest issues facing older people.
6. Improves mood and confidence.
This last one is the most interesting.
Let me lay it out.
>>35645651
>2. You talk to 3 people a day, every day.
HOW
HS Senior (18)
I'm going to Quinnipiac university next year
Is college as lonely as HS? I'm the only person going according to naviance, so I can start fresh, right?
I know a few people who went there. Just get along with your roommates and classmates and you'll be fine. And enjoy Toad's. It's a local club you can get in under 21 and it's where that entire school goes for fun.
If you are white, hit on colored females. Then work your way up to whites. You may want to star with brown eyed "whites" to start, then your endgame should be light eyed whites.
Otherwise, just remember to get work internships.
>>35645585
I envy you, OP. I remember when I was 18 and excited at the prospect of University. I thought maybe I would finally get friends and a partner. I wish I had that feeling again about anything really.
I really thought I was going to turn my life around after high school. Instead I'm a 24 year old neet still living with my parents.
My advice to you OP, is to join a club and actually attempt to make friends even if it seems awkward at first.