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>>35646859
are you gonna get sued now?

>>35646875
She was 90+ years old from the looks of things and had a stroke, I don't see how they could sue the store.

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I work at a grocery store too.

>old lady ask me if I can take her to the restroom

>I point in the direction
>"no anon can you take me"
>take her to the cafe just right in front of the restrooms
>tell her I have to clockin and I'll be back if she needs help she looked like a dried onion
>not even 40 seconds from clocking in I come back
>big crowd around the cafe in front of restrooms
>old lady flopping like a fish on the floor
>mfw coworkers ask how old she is and she says she's 56

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>>35646825
if it's a novel, that's more than doable, as long as you read at a consistent pace and start right now

if it's a textbook or something and you actually have to remember the concepts on the pages, that won't happen

>>35646825
That's only a few hours of reading

>>35646825
you don't,
you go in to fuck it mode
and take the F

>>35646727
>he's had a job and brags about it
Reported.

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>>35646727
I was constantly berated by my spic coworkers and boss.
I even worked just as or harder than them but eventually after being blamed for an order made wrong that i didnt even make i dropped my apron and tag on the floor in front my boss during rush hour and walked out.
Im never being a wagekek again and i just started from being a NEET to self employed.
I dont understand how people do it their whole life.
If i hadnt been able to go NEET i would have killed myself.

How much did you got ?

You need money know how and a crew.

I think the government won't allow you anon.

>>35646711
It's very costly. Take a flight down to the very bottom of Chile or Argentina and find a company who will do that.

>>35646699
You can't ban the internet, harder countries have tried and failed.

>>35646783
Not me.
When the SJWs come into power, trust me, shit will hit the fan in the US.
Not END the internet, just ban the internet to the mainstream public.

>>35646936
Like I've said, you CANNOT keep the internet out of the hands of the public.
Not only do they have a vested interest in the internet themselves (Twitter, Tumblr, etc) that would keep them from restricting the internet from the public (why the fuck would you deprive yourself of one of the most powerful brainwashing tools ever designed?) even if they attempted to ban it there are already countries in the world where the government DOES try to restrict the internet from the general public and you just can't do it.
Short of completely shutting down every ISP in existence, people will get access to the internet and they will get unfettered access too.
And if you think a bunch of whiny neckbearded dyed armpit retards are actually going to put huge megacorporations out of business, oh boy do you have another thing coming.
tl;dr: You're a paranoid idiot who has no clue how the world works.

>>35646619

send one of your friends with her instead. that's an appropriate chaperone.

>>35646619
Aw that's cute. Go with her, it'll be fun.

>>35646619
>weird
she is your sister
do it

>>35646591
Pretty much, yea


asdggsfs

>>35646591
what you mean?

Nietzsche is anti-philosophy

All philosophy is for fags, except for the "All philosophy is for fags" philosophy

>>35646977
Nietzsche philosophy only appeals to wannabegerman racists, and atheist babies first philosophy quotes

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>>35646544
>DUDE WEED LMAO!!1!XD
>HOW THE FUCK IS SADNESS REAL HAHAHAH NIGGA JUST SMOKE A BOWL LIKE NIGGA BLAZE IT HAHAHA!?

>>35646544
cuz i don't wanna get locked up

weed will worsen your life especially for a robot

No, in fact I could barely stay hard.

>>35646491
jesus fucking christ....
does that shit feel as good as it looks brehs?

Yup, first BJ I ever had, and pretty much the next 4 or 5 after that. Once you get blown a few times the euractic immediate feel chills out

>>35646480
That looks like the edgiest armour design they could ever come up with.

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>>35646514
It has top tier light/darkness defense, perfect for farming shadows... or at least it used to be now that there's no point in playing anymore

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Anyone play DragonFable, is the Dragon Amulet worth the price or is it a dead game?

>>35646463
in this thread if you are lonely

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Pottery

>>35646463
B-but I am just way more mature than others from my age

>>35646404
His expression really bothers me. He is just there for a fucking lecture, and people go out of their way to be assholes to him. Why do we do this

>>35646404
>tries to stand up for himself
>Chad grabs him by the neck, throws him outside and beats the shit out of him
>Stacy teacher gives Chad a """detention""" while beta guy loses half his eyesight and permanent scars on his face

I mean why even care?

It's a fucking paperball, it doesn't hurt.

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Yeah I honestly didnt know whatthe fuck I wanted to do with this thread


I cant believe I bought those live jasmine credits I am so broke and paying for porn is so fucking retarded.

kill me

>>35647077

if they still have your credit card info delete it.

>>35647077
nice dubs though

poor anon

Prison would be a lot less violent.

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They wouldn't need locks on the cells. We would all stay in them willingly.

>>35646161
Normie prison guards
Robot prisoners

That will be fun :^)
The Normie guards will loudly discuss their sex-filled weekend and mock you

>>35646006
>I miss you

You don't know me

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>>35646006
this one for you qt
love love desu desu

>>35646006
Never seen him before. I bet you're a femanon wanting a perfect looking teen boyfriend.