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Last day of freedom FOOLISH wagies. Get ready for Monday.
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>>35647365
Shut. Up. Shut up you fucking parasite
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>1 hour until i need to go to bed to start a new work week
>already know there's a shit ton to do this week
>my back's been hurting lately and i know it will be stiff as a board in the morning
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>>35647365
>Been having fun with my friends all weekend
>Took a two hour nap on top of a full night sleep because sleep debt
>Right now I feel completely fresh
>Going to play games until 2 am since there is no way I need 8 hours now
>Excited to go through my day and come home tomorrow so I can sit down to listen to my political videos and draw
Don't have to worry about cooking anything because I made a big batch of chicken fried stake for sandwiches

>finally get a girlfriend
>everything seems fine
>today she blocks my number and social media
>what the hell
>finally get a hold of her and ask what is happening
>"I found a new boyfriend but didn't want to tell you".

I thought we were so close. I don't even know what the new boyfriend looks like.
Life is suffering.
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>>35647321
Is she a teenager?
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>>35647321

You got KEKED lol
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>>35647321
She found some one better anon.
I doubt youll take this to heart and learn your lesson, but one day like all guys youll grow tired of trying for these worthless cunts.

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OH YEEEEEEESSS!!! TAHTA'S TEHE TICKEEET!!! PULL HARDEERRR!!!!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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PULL HARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR WUHUUUU
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lisa you are tearing me apart.

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Does anyone else get triggered by optimism?
I literally get elevated blood pressure and start shaking when someone is optimistic around me.
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i do too and my mom says stuff like "you want tp get a job that you enjoy where you can grow spiritually" and then at times shes also like "we raised ypu with the truth so thats a slap in the face that you dont believe in anything"

it seems like "optimistic" people are also more likely to be bitchy and say stupid shit

oh yeah and "the worlds your oyster"

one time in highschool i told my mom that i think i have some kinda anxiety disorder and the next day my dad said "back when i was a kid we just called it being shy, youre fine" and she gave me some book about tapping your face to make you feel more upbeat (placebo bs) and some chewable "gabba" things and they dont do anything. i never mention how i feel about anythibg now no one cares but hell my mom wanted to lose weight so she got a doctor to give her pills that make you not wanna eat.

it pisses me off
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>>35647470
My parents recognized there's something wrong with me and locked me up in an asylum for a while. They couldn't fix me.
That's as solid as proof gets that I'm irredeemable yet they're still like "you didn't miss anything" and "it's not too late" and they won't stop nagging me about going back to uni.
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>>35647720
thats shit dude im sorry

do you get any meds

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Feels that don't deserve their own thread
>even if it's harm, feel the need for physical contact with someone else
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>>35647214
Gotta create a personality separate from myself to enjoy things or adapt

Not sure whu the real me is anymore.
The prominent me is pretty cool on the outside, but im not sure if its actually me
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>>35648281
You are not alone, brother

Orig
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I have a thing where I'm very dull and greatly emotionless whenever I'm alert. Whenever I get tired though, or anything is affecting me that I'm not used to, I change into a different person entirely. I'm super emotional and such, but even my opinions about things change too; my tastes in music and women and stuff like that. Anybody else relate or have any idea what's wrong with me? If it wasn't such a drastic change I wouldn't chok it up to much, but it changes everything.

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Brothers of /r9k/.
It is Day 4 of the Rebellion.

Roasties and Normies have grasped power within our beloved board, and they will hold on to this 'till their demise.
We must stand united against a common threat.

This board, was started as an epitome of creativity and original content, and spiraled into a hub for lost souls, shunned, and despised by society.

We have suffered, yet we now have a place to hold dear and near.
Yet, now, disgusting whores and degenerates have found that this is a good place to exploit individuals vulnerable, individuals who have never felt wanted, and by posing as those seeking to help us, these degenerates come to exploit us for our attention, and our naive behaviors.

We will NOT stand for this.

Our primary enemy is the ""fembot"".
Fembots do NOT exist.
Women have never suffered nor experienced as much pain as we have, ever.
They were born into a society that upheld them, and considered them as the key focus.
They were pampered and babied by this world.

They know not of what true suffering is.
>Destroy fembot posts.
>Derail fembot threads.
>Defend /r9k/.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35647153
Are fags allowed in?
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>>35647200
Depending.
If you constantly shill your faggotry and make threads that are borderline porn threads, then GTFO.

If you can blend in with other robots, your faggotry is none of my concern.
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Copy that, Vlad. Wish me luck, I'm going in.

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>text oneitis
>post results
DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOU /r9k/
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>>35647150
I don't have her number you fucking normalfag
In fact, I don't even know her name
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Tfw so detached from human contact don't even remember having a oneitus
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>>35647150
If pic related is you, you've literally already fucked it up within two texts. Holy fucking kek.

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Stacy in the club

When Chad stare at Stacy
>OMG, Chad is looking at me, he is soooooooooo hot, I hope he will fuck me all night long

When 2/10 stare at Stacy
>OMG, Darcy, have you seen it? This fucking creep is staring at me. Ewwwww, what a creep, Darcy do you have pepper spray?
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>>35647051
To be fair men are the same.

>be at club
dipstick stacy caked in orange and 'designer gear'
>oh fuck the muppets go her eyes on me.

QT goth girl
>oh fuck muh dick.
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>>35647051

The guy with the tiger hat looks like Chad's hot retarded brother, Mongo.
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>>35647165
gui in the middle has phd in math

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0N-Y4s0hDY

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>you will never have a room this comfy
Why the fuck even live at this point? Even other robots are superior to me.
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>tfw room is comfy
its ok
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>>35647170
does it cure the feeling of hopelessness?
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>"""room"""
>posts picture of desk

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>visit family the past week
>younger sister uses my laptop
>get back home and realize she had signed into her google account
>check her youtube history
>

Should I post more? Is anyone interested in what kinds of videos teenage girls like to watch?
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lurking for more OP
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>>35647010
why not, it can only get worse from here
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she's 18 btw

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>took my antidepressants today yet I feel depressed(today)

I'm feel like I'm starting to give up, I don't think I'll ever get a gf , I can't hold a normal job becasue too robot/autistic for normies.
>even If I see someone I could be freind with I just can't talk with him out of the blue and be his friend because it's will turn out creepy/weird.
>I just hope I could become neet forever

In a few months I'll be 22, without much experience.

>Even my group of friend is falling apart as some people prefer to hang out with more normies and there isn't even a girls in the group.
>hanging out with them is boys only(that might be alright but I don't have much ommon interests with them)
>feel like my whole life I did mistakes and also haven't been around people like me

in the last year sometimes I see group of peope/teens and they are so diffrent from the people I grew out with and went to school with,(and I can see I have more Common interests), and I thinking to myself that If I was in a some sort of framework with them I could have been their friend

It's like I'm still a teenager, so girls my age don't find me attractive and actual teenagers will see me as weird.
I also feel like I can't even find new people to hang out with, only at work I can find people and they usally already have friends or friened between them and I'm somhow left out.

Sorry for my English.
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>>35646995
>>took my antidepressants today yet I feel depressed(today)
it takes more than a month for them to kick in.
>I just can't talk with him out of the blue and be his friend because it's will turn out creepy/weird.
Why not? I mean he's your friend.
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>>35647069
>it takes more than a month for them to kick in.
I'm taking them for 2 years and started to take higher dose 2 months ago.
>Why not? I mean he's your friend.
I meant if I see some I think I could be friend with(shared interests and etc.)It's would be customers for example.
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>>35647218
Try dif antidep faggot also start exercising and eating healthy

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>Anon, why are you so shy?, tell us your hobbies or ambitions!
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>>35646956
fuck i am boring
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>>35646956
I like writing and reading, mostly reading, working out and eating steak. Only a freshman in college right now so I'm not sure what'll happen senior year but I plan on becoming a Data Scientist or data analyst when I graduate. Something like that.
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I love browsing the internet and I don't have any ambitions.

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>Didn't graduate college
>old friends are doing better than I
>way better, careers and shit
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>>35646950
whats stopping u from going and doing something
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>>35646950
Im a 29 year old kv neet. I live at home with mom and dad

>graduated (with honors) from university. Earned a shitty BA in political science .
>old friends and acquaintances from high school doing better than me
>even some kids that were in remedial classes in high school are doing better than me
>University I went to was garbage, so the most of the people I know from there aren't doing much better. I know a guy who graduated summa cum laude, and he's finally a waiter after bussing tables for 5 years.
>got laid off from my first full time job 3 months ago. Was a go nowhere job and paid only $1 above min wage, but still hurts.
>Tried to get an unpaid internship but attacked by interviewer with ridiculous questions like "are you sure you can take notes" and "why don't you have previous unpaid internship experience?" Just gave reasonable answers. "Yeah, I had to take lots of notes in college." I explained there weren't a lot of opportunities where my university was located.
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>>35647775
sounds like you conveyed the fact that youre a worthless bum and won't amount to shit. You did a good thing by saving your potential boss money and agony by not hiring you.

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Hey Anons,

I am here to hear your sins, give forth the grace of God, absolve you, and help you out with recommendations.

Rules of the Game:
- Start your confession post with " I confess to almighty God) ..."
- In the absolution post I will give you a penance. Go through with it, mates. It helps you.
- I might have questions, before I absolve you.
- Before you Confess, read this out loud to yourself:

"My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to sin. Our Savior Jesus Christ suffered and died for us. In his name, my God, have mercy."

And now come and give it a try, my fellow robots. You have nothing to lose but what binds you and holds you back. You will feel free afterwards. Trust me.

May God, who has enlightened every heart, help you to know your sins and trust in his mercy.
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I confess to almighty God that I have struggled with sinful thoughts and urges. Lustful and harmful thoughts are constantly running through my mind, and I frequently fantasize about ending my god-given life.
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>>35646929
I pretended to fuck my brother when we were around 10 years old. (kissing, humping, roleplaying).
Whenever I think about it I have deep shame and regret. I wish I forgot about it but I never can.
I ask forgiveness, I want to be a neet in the afterlife.
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In the past few weeks I've genuinely begun to consider suicide as an option and started researching what gun I will use to kill myself.

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What's the most fun you've had in a while
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Being mean to someone online, then bragging about is online.
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>>35646871

i shot my new gun a few weeks ago
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>>35646871
Gay sex in the backseat.

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