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How do I quit drugs robots.
I can't seem to quit. I've managed to kill off stims (ritalin for work) and benzos for sleeping and alcohol but I can't seem to stop with the weed, weed edibles, acid, MDMA and tramadol.
I can stop consuming for a week, maybe two, but I go back to consuming again, and I'm in a constant state of job fuck up.
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>>35649705
I also joined a Narcotic Anonymous group for a week like 3 weeks then quit because everyone was literally a Chad or Stacy that started doing drugs with friends and then ended up addicted, while I do all this shit alone in my rented room ever since I started consuming constantly (6 months ago).
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>>35649758
i thought about trying but figured it would be normie. ive quit shit before. i got off of junk for month periods. i quit drinking for like a year. im in love with junk right now though and have been enjoying loads of tabs but am taking a break from the latter, last 2 times were not fun since i just had negative thought loops about addiction and government spying and organized crime and self hate.
being clean is fucking lame+boring but i might try again. i feel like my brain has a fundamental dysfunction where i NEED to be fucked up
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>>35650464
I feel like everything was fine until I started popping acid and mollies + other shit every weekend.
It would be much worse if I was still on ritaline + clonazepam+alcohol.
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GF Application Thread 2017-03-20 01:08:54 Post No.35649654
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Femanons post your application to be my gf and contact info below.
I'll be here all cuddled up, waiting for your replies
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>>35649654
If you get flooded can you leave me some?
(I have no girlfriend)
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this is now a femboy and trap bf/gf application thread
I'll be waiting for your replies
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>>35649693
Sure thing! Comfy NEET bfs are in high demand so it's likely that there'll be a qt leftover for you, friend.
>you shaved "down there" just to see what it would be like
>the hair grows back, the stubble feels like pins of death
>every movement below your belt you make, every step you take comes with extreme itchy stinging from the thousands of stubble hairs pricking you in all different sorts of angles
>you have to keep shaving down there frequently and indefinitely to find relief or else the pins of death will come back
JUST WHY
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>>35649570
That's why you get a Brazilian dude
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>shaving
>not getting waxed
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I shaved my balls two months ago yet i never experienced any sort of "pain"
Wtf y'all niggas doing?
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What does it feel like to fuck a girl?
What does vaginally ooze taste like?
What's it like for someone to care about you and love you?
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>>35649544
The last part is the one you should focus on OP. It's the most amazing thing, ever.
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>>35649544
gets boring after few years
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1. Sex: Feels like a warm fleshlight with foreplay
2. Vaginal ooze doesn't taste like anything
3. It feels good
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>tfw Fordyce, Phimosis and 7> inches
Am I destined to die alone?
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>>35649454
And nobody even wants to talk about my dick.
I will die alone.
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>>35649454
How bad are your fordyce spots brother? My dick looks fucking vile.
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>>35649554
It looks like an octopus tentacle covered in pimples.
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>horny all day
>night comes
>can finally masturbate in peace
>not horny anymore
what the hell man
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this thread is garbage
your garbage
masturbating is degenerate
swallow the pill OP, take the red pill.
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>>35649427
>horny all day
>night comes
>so do I
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>>35649427
It happens to me a lot. I look for some porn, start masturbating and then I feel like meh and go to sleep. My balls have suffered a bit because of this
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Alright guys. What's the easiest, quickest, most assured way to kill yourself? I can't do it anymore.
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>>35649395
Hydrogen mask
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>>35649395
Talk to the police.
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>>35649395
Don't kill yourself friend it isnt worth it.
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Anon, how will you ever find a GF if you never look at women in the eyes? Practice with me, just stare into my eyes
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>>35649393
cant even do it with a picture
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But I do look at them in the eyes, I hate when it tries to hit on me.
It.
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I can look strangers and women in the eyes, but not people I know.
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What, in your mind, is the cut off for a woman to be considered thick? At what point does thick end and fat begin? Or is it a total meme altogether?
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>>35649386
thanks for giving me gorilla fever fag op
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>>35649386
Once rolls start to come in
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>>35649386
You'd like to know wouldn't you?
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Is there an existing game with satisfying head-patting mechanics? If not a video game, I would settle for a tabletop RPG with an integral head-patting system.
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>>35649367
Teaching Feeling, the sauce on your pic. It's been a while since I've played and it's still being expanded, but it's either got headpats by now or it will soon
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>>35649587
Interesting, it was just underneath my nose. I'm glad I posted this image, then.
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I bump this thread in the interest of finding ways of putting my simulated head-patting abilities to the test.
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If you had to choose, which Naruto characther would you choose? 2017-03-20 12:54:41 Post No.35649313
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If you had to choose, which Naruto characther would you choose?
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>Choose a naruto characther
>A jutsu (Be the master and the only to have it)
>Why?
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nice sparrow
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I always liked that lady sensei who does the flower hallucination jutsu. that's what i'd want. it just seems comfy, i don't actually hurt anyone and it would be useful for everyday situations where I'm bored
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>>35649313
sharingan, most overpowered shit in the whole show, basically turns you into a god
that or the rinnegan, i dont know which is more powerful cuz i stopped watching after the pain arc
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What is the best sauce for tendies?
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>>35649158
bbq my man
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honey mustard
this wasn't original
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>>35649158
Honey mustard
Spicy BBQ, sweet chili sauce, and Polynesian sauce also applicable
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>i will NEVER be a girly boy
How do I cope with this sadness?
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Any particular reason why you think you won't, anon? Do you feel too ugly?
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>>35649157
I'd much rather be a boyish girl to be quite honest.
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>>35649270
>Any particular reason why you think you won't, anon? Do you feel too ugly?
not him but yeah :/
Why are all men in middle class relationships cucks?
My parents are retired. They just went on one of their little road trips. Of course it turns out my mom complained half the time, vetoed things they had planned to see.
The kicker is, when they got home: Mom gets to crash on the sofa.
Dad is the one taking the big ice chest out, he is the one clearing out all the water bottles she left around the car, My dad drags in all the suitcases, etc etc. keep in mind he is 76.
If they go on a trip my dad has to do all the planning while the women sits and complains.
I've seen it over and over, men do 2x to 3x the work in the family and the women still complains more.
It's all the little things that add up on the daily, men washing dishes, carrying out trash cans. Just that little extra leisure time women get everyday really adds up to stress for the man. And if you ever call them on it, suddenly they have "headaches" for a week, and 'neck pain' and all this other passive aggressive shit.
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I dont know, and I share your feelings.
I see a lot of people my age getting into these sorts of relationships, and my dad is a total doormat too. It really causes me to cringe.
I guess they are maybe just that deperate for female attention and/or pussy. Are your parents still doing the dirty?
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If I loved a girl, I'd do everything I could to spare her even the slightest inconvenience.
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>>35649305
> guess they are maybe just that deperate for female attention
once you have kids, women get so much power. They can bitch and moan for weeks to get their way, and ALL their friends will be on the womens side by default. I think after so many years of this daily torture men just give up for the sake of their kids. and really is a daily, day after day, week after week grind down, it' s like being in an invisible jail
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Are you nice? Do you think you're a good person in one way or another?
I know a lot of people say "i'm a nice guy". I used to think I was a nice guy. Recently I realized I'm not nice at all. I'm mean and cruel and selfish.
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I have a lot of bad thoughts but I never treat anyone badly. I don't know what I am. Hypocrite maybe.
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I am courteous and generous. That is enough.
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>>35649127
I get called a nice guy too but I don't think I'm particularly nice. I just don't fuck with other people if what they're doing doesn't affect me. I guess from a normie's perspective that's being nice.