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Anonymous
2017-03-20 03:05:05 Post No.35652217
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:05:05 Post No. 35652217 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright Robots, what did she REALLY mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:38 Post No.35652254
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:38 Post No.35652254 [Report]

Who cares, utilize her depression to manipulate her and fuck her like a doll.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:07:26 Post No.35652278
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:07:26 Post No.35652278 [Report]

>>35652217
She doesn't want anything to do with your dick

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:08:24 Post No.35652301
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:08:24 Post No.35652301 [Report]

>>35652217
She's keeping you on a leash as insurance while she's chasing somebody higher on the ladder.

-t. not a virgin, who beta-orbited a bitch like this for two years

Anonymous
4chan stuff you do irl 2017-03-20 03:05:04 Post No.35652216
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4chan stuff you do irl Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:05:04 Post No. 35652216 [Report] [View this topic]

>banepost with my dad
>nicknamed a girl "oregano"
>make smug faces
>always making subtle meme references
>sing the pest intro to myself in public
>shill for trump irl

normans hate me kek

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:59 Post No.35652265
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:59 Post No.35652265 [Report]

>act like patrick bateman

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:11:20 Post No.35652385
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:11:20 Post No.35652385 [Report]

not me but the other autists in my college club say shit like "feels bad man" and "top kek"

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:29:06 Post No.35652797
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:29:06 Post No.35652797 [Report]

>>35652216
>Clearly underage

MODS. MODS MODS

Anonymous
2017-03-20 03:03:34 Post No.35652184
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:03:34 Post No. 35652184 [Report] [View this topic]

Turned 21 today. All i got from my family was:
>Whoa man, you can drink now better be careful XD
>we got a party animal over here XD
>Don't go turning into an alcoholic now XD

The remaining bits of my soul disappeared with every passing phrase

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:05:19 Post No.35652221
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:05:19 Post No.35652221 [Report]

So, why aren't you an alcoholic yet?

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:07:41 Post No.35652281
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:07:41 Post No.35652281 [Report]

>>35652221
desu i already have alcoholic tendencies, so i will probably become one soon

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:14:08 Post No.35652457
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>>35652281
Good. Embrace your alcoholism and (maybe) drug use.

Hedonism is the only way for a robot to live... and then die.

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2017-03-20 03:03:30 Post No.35652182
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:03:30 Post No. 35652182 [Report] [View this topic]

How the hell do I do this /r9k/?

>grill has expressed interest in me
>asked if I want to spend a day with her walking around in the city

How do I do this? We're still "officially" friends... how do I change that?
Where do I take her (New York)?
How the fuck is this supposed to work??

>help pls

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:18:18 Post No.35652546
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>>35652182
post pic of her & pic of u

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:22:14 Post No.35652644
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:22:14 Post No.35652644 [Report]

>>35652546
She's 6/10 black hair, short, average build, gray eyes

I'm a little over average height, blue eyes and light brown hair, a little chubby but strong cheekbones and jaw

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:24:15 Post No.35652683
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>>35652644
what are your autism levels and what would you rate your self out of 10

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It's finally happening. 2017-03-20 03:02:04 Post No.35652139
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It's finally happening. Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:02:04 Post No. 35652139 [Report] [View this topic]

I've just bought a canister of helium and some CPAP tubing/mask. Scheduled to arrive on Wednesday.

What should I do until then?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:23 Post No.35652249
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>>35652139
>>35652139
check the tank, make sure it is 100% Helium

recently companies have gotten wise to the suicide game and started putting air into their product

the worst part is the air will fuck you up worse, you will be alive but brain dead

don't do it unless the tank is 100% Helium

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:08:48 Post No.35652311
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>>35652249
How do I make sure it's 100% helium? Will it say on the tank itself?

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:09:05 Post No.35652317
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>>35652249
What companies use 100% helium for example?

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2017-03-20 03:02:02 Post No.35652137
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:02:02 Post No. 35652137 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys i need some advice
>asked oneitis out. she says "lets hang out a few more times and see what happens"
>we haven't hung out since December
Every time i ask to hang out she has some excuse ready. I know she is probably dodging me, what do i do? Should i confront her and get a straight forward answer?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:04:23 Post No.35652195
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:04:23 Post No.35652195 [Report]

If she liked you she would have hung out. Don't waste your time, dont say anything you will regret later.

Cut your losses my friend.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:07 Post No.35652241
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>>35652137
just a reminder, if you have a oneities you are NOT a robot.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:10 Post No.35652244
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>>35652195
I tried to cut my losses, and she noticed and it pissed her off she said i was being emo

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2017-03-20 03:00:01 Post No.35652085
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:00:01 Post No. 35652085 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are Asians so much cleaner than whites?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:00:25 Post No.35652095
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asians are so cyute

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:00:57 Post No.35652111
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whites always btfo for being mortal scum

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<3 god our love is the best <3

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2017-03-20 02:58:17 Post No.35652045
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:58:17 Post No. 35652045 [Report] [View this topic]

hey faggots, depression isn't real. just be happy

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:59:56 Post No.35652081
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>>35652045
ITT: shit republicans say

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:10:03 Post No.35652335
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:10:03 Post No.35652335 [Report]

>>35652045
when I feel depressed, I just ignore it and hope it goes away

Either way, I never really feel happy

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:11:01 Post No.35652376
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>>35652045
my mommy would never say that to me and never post her again!

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Roast Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:54:36 Post No. 35651966 [Report] [View this topic]

Roast me, i'm 40 years old and i'm from the U.K.

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:56:10 Post No.35651998
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:56:10 Post No.35651998 [Report]

I refuse.

Now leave.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:56:55 Post No.35652016
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>>35651966
you look like a nice person

hope things are going well for you

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:58:11 Post No.35652044
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:58:11 Post No.35652044 [Report]

You are ugly and look unfriendly.

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2017-03-20 02:52:59 Post No.35651927
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:52:59 Post No. 35651927 [Report] [View this topic]

Any robots enjoy collecting stuff? Here's a pic of a good portion of muh amine dvds I've collected.

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:54:29 Post No.35651964
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>>35651927
I have an extensive stamp collection. Ill try and go get some. I dont want to wake my mom up though so we'll see

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:59:11 Post No.35652069
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>>35651927
Good collection, I have the cowboy bebop movie as well. My main thing is retro games. Mostly just Genesis and PS1. My collection isn't crazy big or anything, I'm not one of those completion collectors. I just buy games I'm interested in and wanna play. I like having actual physical copies of games, dunno why, just do

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>>35651927
I started collecting LPs in January

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/vegetarian/ thread Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:52:56 Post No. 35651925 [Report] [View this topic]

>one week in
>lost five pounds
>eating more fruits and vegetables than ever
>reduced appetite, barely eat processed shit
>clearer mind
>lifelong acne basically gone
>Staceys get impressed that you don't eat dead animals

Any other anons here who stopped eating meat? Why did you do it, and what changes have you noticed?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:59:16 Post No.35652072
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yeah, i bet women are really impressed that you're publicly being a pussy.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:00:01 Post No.35652083
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:00:01 Post No.35652083 [Report]

VIDF go shill somewhere else

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:00:22 Post No.35652093
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:00:22 Post No.35652093 [Report]

Lmao, one week isn't long enough for all those results. Placebo

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2017-03-20 02:52:52 Post No.35651923
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:52:52 Post No. 35651923 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no average Japanese gf
why

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:53:58 Post No.35651950
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:53:58 Post No.35651950 [Report]

you think that's average? you poor deluded boy.

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>>35651950
>you think that's average? you poor deluded boy.
yeah I do think that's average

do you live in the UK or something?

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https://youtu.be/XkwG0KDOQMQ

tfw no neet jap gf, who will support you with youtubebux

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Butt Munchin' Bandit 2017-03-20 02:48:26 Post No. 35651823 [Report] [View this topic]

Prove to me that eating ass isn't superior to vaginal sex

>tastes better
>doesn't fill your mouth with cum
>Buttcheeks against your face
>extra taboo makes your girl cum extra hard
>you Will probably be the first to eat her ass whereas ahe has definitely been eaten and fucked in the pussy before you

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:49:56 Post No.35651856
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>>35651823
>2017
>ass-eating = taboo

lol srsly?

Butt Munchin' Bandit 2017-03-20 02:50:48 Post No.35651871
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>>35651823
If you haven't played in an asshole, you're basically still a virgin in the eyes of most women. They certainly consider themselves pure if they've never been rimmed or had cum in their ass

>TFW anal virginity is the new virginiyy

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:50:53 Post No.35651875
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:50:53 Post No.35651875 [Report]

You would be surprised how rarely girls actually get eaten out. Most chads and normies just stick it in and pump until they bust. Most guys are awful at sex.

t. That lesbian that convinces girls to be "experimental"