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>>35654722
It always comes back to this one.
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Just found this one. It's how I feel everyday.
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This month has been pretty shitty and the best part is, i already known its not going to get any better.
>This week i have to drive my family back and forth to the hospital because my brother is having a mostly unnecessary surgery for a injury that happened last year. Driving is hell for me.
>Later this month i have to deal with builders at out home while everyone is away.
>And at the end of the month, we have family visiting.
>All of this is giving me extreme anxiety.
>I dont even think about becoming an hero anymore. I have been this way long enough to know it wont do it.
>I have been thinking about how far i could have gone by now, if i wasnt playing on hard.
>All i want to be is normal, with normal problems.
>I try, i really do but i don't see it paying off.
Sorry for rant and bad green text. I mostly lurk. Anyway how is your month looking anon?
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>>35654720
sauce on the doujin
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My life blows too but Sundome is a pretty good manga any weeb should read.
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>>35654747
That's the fucking title page. God damnit man how fucking hard is it to use google?
Just discovered I just have severe ADHD and not Autism.
Anyone else know this feel?
Also ADHD thread. Post anything stupid you did because of your ADHD
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>>35654714
Prepare for "adhd isn't real" shit
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I was going to reply to this thread like 10 minutes ago, bu I forgot.
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>>35654856
I mean, before you go shooting down facts, make note that ADHD has never been deemed a disease by any established medical community since its conception in 1998.
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All races are the same right?
Black accomplishments:
>peanut butter
White accomplishments:
> that computer you're typing on
> the software that drives it
> the internet & nearly all web applications
> recorded music
> motion pictures
> tv
> radio
> camera
> telephone
> light bulb
> the automobile
> rocketry
> satellites
> spacecraft
> airplanes
> skyscrapers
> telescope
> printing press
> eyeglasses
> contact lenses
> microwave oven
> metallurgy (most discoveries)
> materials science (plastics, compounds, & most other synthetics)
> 95% of medical advancements
> 95% of life saving pharmaceutical drugs
> modern food preservatives
> most scientific breakthroughs over the past 1000 years
> the bulk of mathematics, physics, chemistry, and biology
> astronomy (most discoveries and mapping techniques)
> sea navigation (most advancements)
> discovery of DNA
> microscope
> laser technology and it's myriad of uses
> harnessing electricity
> nuclear energy
> wireless technology
> air conditioning devices
> refrigeration
> modern agricultural techniques
> modern democracy
> modern capitalism (the greatest wealth distribution system ever, yes, even with all it's faults)
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>>35654541
The Aztecs invented peanut butter.
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>>35654541
Ok, but what are your accomplishments OP?
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give yourself a pat on the back
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*death grips your path*
I got the powers that b running through me. Submersive infiltration reigns supreme. In None in me trust, fuck them! Cant trust them never did. What it is. Punk weight. Pull my face from the dirt. Centeries of of damn. Cant believe Im still standing. Staggers to find my lighter. I've seen footage I stay noided. I know you're just a bitch. No I aint shit and I like that. What the fuck are you man shit. Hes in jimmy pages castle. My life as a fuck. Ain't one thing I dont hate. Put a gun on my head. I blow smoke in your face. Think you got what it takes? Come up and get me!Death grips = robot music
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Can you share a MEGA of all their shit?
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>>35654505
teenage angst music, ''FUK MY PARENTS!''
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>>35654560
>this is what normies believe
kekeroni
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Is "prediabetes" a real condition or is it just a made up term to scare people into paying attention to their health?
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Yes it's made to scare people because they're on the verge of getting diabetes you fat moron.
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It means your blood glucose levels are almost peaking at 8 mmol/L. Tick tock fatties.
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it describes a consistent set of symptoms and physiological indications
so, yes, it's real
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I'm so lonely/autistic that I rent a hotel room for just myself, take mdma, and crossdress into female lingerie and practice self bondage to get off.
Should I see psychiatric help??
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>>35654462
>posting sonic anything
Yes
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>>35654462
Sounds like my kind of party!
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No, it just sounds like you know what you like to do for fun.
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>be 13 (the age normies start having sex/fooling around with each other
>happily disregarding females, watching anime and playing vidya
>15
>not allowed to be as autistic irl
>Learn social cues but behind the curve.
>Still anime and vidya
>17
>social behavior "normie" level.
>Would break down back into an autist after extended periods of socializing. >Would try to get girls but fail miserably everytime.
>Lots of vidya, less anime
>19
>Excel at socializing, can make tons of friends, chat up qts and flirt.
>Spaghetti master however.
>Oblivious to sexual signals and would fuck up any sexually tense situation.
>Less vidya, less anime
>be 21
>Incredible at socializing. Many friends and acquaintances (only keep 3 close friends).
>Women (especially older) think im some sort of player/man hoe.
>Can capatalize on sexual oppurtunities and read signals
>no vidya, no anime
I turn 22 in 2 months and I'm considering suicide...
I've been getting emptier and emptier as time goes on and more and more cynical. I do the things i love less and less
These girls are all vapid whores. ALL. The ones who aren't either USED to be or are waiting for the chance to be.
Men are becoming more and more pathetic (me included), and pussified.
Film, TV, music, even art... all being sapped of genuine creativity and being milked for profit.
The world AND my country are going down the shitter.
My life is getting "better" but it doesnt feel worth. I'm not familiar with this feeling but ive never truly considered ending it all until now...
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13 isn't a normie age for having sex...
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>>35654445
Sounds like you have depression anon
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>>35654445
>25 almost 26
Have no sex, no gf, no girl ever in life
completly isolated by abusive parents
no social skills or social ques or social understanding at all
get on my level, faggot
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This wojak is really cute. Any fembots who look like her?
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There are no females on r9k.originallllllllll
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If they look like that then they dont belong on this board
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>>35654324
None who would want to be with you. Sorry anon.
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What the fuck is wrong with me I tried tinder, I tried picking up women IRL, I tried okcupid
All the girls either don't reply at all or just ghost me. I can't get a date, I can't get laid, I can't find anyone. Sometimes girls are initially attracted to me but then decide to NOPE the fuck out
I'm 6'2", white, slim, good looking (not model tier but like a 6.5/10 I think). Have a job, have education. I'm 23 and not a virgin (only been with one woman though)
I write short stories. I speak two foreign languages. I am a foreigner in the UK so that should be extra exotic right?
What the hell why am I destined to be alone
I feel like I'm just living in a separate world to the rest of people
Women just can tell that something is wrong with me, and I don;t know what it is
Why did I have to be born such a god damn weirdo. People have told me in the past that I'm weird, but why is that a problem? Should that be a good thing, that I'm different from the others?
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>>35654230
>I am a foreigner in the UK
are you a sandnigger? You're probably just sperging racist or sexist shit and they wont tolerate it for less than 9/10
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>>35654230
fuck fatties
fuck uglies
gain experience
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>>35654393
No, I'm eastern euro
>>35654420
Cant even get that
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>"Oh Anon, I'm so happy to be your wife. I can't wait to have our little one. I love you so much."
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>s-s-szorry ma'am, i'm just the resident cumrag
your real husband is on the way with dinner and flowers. healthy for the child
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>Baby comes out black
Yes "our" little one.
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Just settle with a chubby virginal girl.
I know it's an awful thought, but it may be your only shot to have this.
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Upstate NY discord! Come on upstate robot's get in here. Small comfy group with minimal riff raff.
https://discord.gg/vWzp8
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>>35654144
>tfw long island
I want to visit upstate sometime, what's some comfy stuff to do upstate?
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>>35654144
Buffalo anon reporting in
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>>35654144
Rochester sends its regards
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>finally get sallaried position
>now have to work 50 hours a week instead of 40 for only 50% more pay
>much more responsibility and people down my throat
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>>35654085
>only 50% more pay
>25% more work
Are you retarded? Good trade off. Save the extra that you're making and retire earlier.
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50 hours is regular. I'm on 60, I just want Saturday. I haven't worked 40 hours in over year. I was working 72 hours and 8 hours of school for 3 months.
It's whatever.
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You can always quit and find another job with an hourly wage. I get paid a high salary and I often work more than 40 hours per week. Personally I prefer it. I like being able to keep my own hours. I'm responsible for achieving results, not being some place at a designated time. If you don't like it I'm sure you're qualified to do something with less responsibility and fewer hours.
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My original intention was to try and justify my alcoholism with all the shit that happened in my life. I changed my mind and I want to know what you people think of functioning alcoholics. To be specific, people who drink in excess every day but don't let it effect their professional career. I drink about a bottle of whiskey every day before I go to sleep but I still make it to work and am successful with everything else. Is there a problem with this or can I continue guilt free?
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I'm surprised that you're concerned with guilt. Guilt isn't what I'd worry about. Just focus on the facts. There are two that should give you cause for concern.
1. The quantity of alcohol that you're consuming is poisoning you. That's indisputable. At some point or another you're going to run into physical problems because of it. When that happens you're going to suffer and probably suffer badly.
2. You're walking a knife edge. It's possible that you can keep up the balance of drinking yourself insensate every night and being productive the next day. Look, for example, at Christopher Hitchens. Right up until he died from throat cancer he was a very prolific writer and his heavy drinking never overwhelmed his work. But the odds that you can do this indefinitely are small. Most people who drink as heavily as you do eventually end up unable to function in society because of it. Maybe that won't happen to you, but objectively the odds aren't in your favor.
Those are the facts. Make your own choices. Don't worry about guilt. Just know the facts and confront them honestly.
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>>35654244
The only reason I feel guilt is because my family knows about my problem and they constantly ask me to see a psychologist. I've had clinical depression for a while now and the pills didn't work so I switched to alcohol. Alcohol doesn't work but it makes me feel normal while I'm using it.
Also, I'm not concerned with any illness that comes from this habit. I'm almost asking for an incurable illness to justify suicide. The idea of leaving all the stress and sadness in my life seems very attractive but I would never kill myself unless the inevitable was close.
What do, bro?
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>>35654347
I think you should see a psychiatrist. It sounds like your plan is to push yourself to utter ruin so that you can eventually justify suicide to yourself. There are better options out there.
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Starting with kiki
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gonna dump a few here and there
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i-is that a boy?
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>>35654157
2bh I'd still bang