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>provide interesting commentary, joke around, get high like an idiot and make my 3-4 viewers I get laugh and have a good time whenever I stream on twitch.

>tits mcgee sits infront of a camera with her clevage showing and gets 1000 viewers and a donation every 12 seconds.

You know I usually try not to be flat out malicious with whatever envy I have towards other people(which I think is natural for anyone really to have) but goddamn fuck these bitches like they literally live off of just sitting there and showing their tits. Now i'm not saying they don't have a right to do that but fucking goddamn I put so much more effort into trying to be an entertainer(I try REALLY hard to not just sit there like a slack jawed retard and not providing anything interesting or funny) and all it takes is 5 minutes of makeup and a pushup bra and suddenly you have a million neckbeards just shelling out money like it's nothing.
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>>35655086
Become a trap op, then you can do the same thing
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>>35655130
I highly doubt that works plus i'm overweight.
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which titty streamer gets 1000 views?

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>listening to Postal Dude's audio logs with headphones at max volume
>get horny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZAhWJFgC-c
Meanwhile my voice sounds like a bicycle horn.
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>>35655067
And one for Bobo the pace-monkey
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I want a man with his voice to fuck me and make me call him daddy

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If I pray hard enough will God make my waifu real?
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Your waifu is cute, who is she?
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>>35655250
ORIGINAL NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35655250
It's Azusa Nakano from K-On, but she's not my waifu, if I post my actual waifu people will probably post mean pictures of her.

>you will never have an emo gf.
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>>35655004
is this still even a thing anymore or is it nothing but a distant memory?
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>>35655066
dont think so

being emo faded in the late 00's sometime during 08-10
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All of those girls now are either broken/damaged or single moms.

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femanon here

Do men really get off on stuff like smelling a woman's ass? I guess I'm sheltered but it seems so weird to me
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Men get off on everything, dear. That's what men do.
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>>35654971
Did you draw that originally?
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have you considered the possibility that YOU are the weird one

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There's really too many good paragraphs to copy so do yourself a favour and read it yourself: justpaste it/hols

>These individuals demonstrate the avoidant personality pattern. They may have just one or two trusted friends, perhaps a spouse or partner, or even a sole family member. Few others, if any, would be able to pass their strict tests of uncritical support and acceptance to gain access to their more private circle of existence. Does this mean that such a person is content with this very secretive, isolated way of life? Quite the contrary. Their pain wrought from loneliness and seclusion hurts them to the core of their existence, but rather than allow themselves to be vulnerable to the "inevitable" social humiliation that would follow from their perceived incompetence and awkwardness being put on naked display, they take their silent, lonely pain and make themselves nearly invisible - out of the trajectory of others' "harsh but deserved" criticisms.

>Because of their way of exaggerating potential for embarrassment, they do more to themselves than forego social enhancement. They resist any life change that may bring them more openly into the public eye, including occupational promotions and other life rewards. While they may deeply wish for love, genuine intimacy, and greater life enjoyment or satisfaction, their souls are seen as so disgraced that they must withdraw into a private world of shame, where they can at least be alone with their inadequacies.
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Conflicted Avoidants:

>They idealize their close friends and companions, but should their sense of autonomy be threatened, they seek to undermine or humiliate them. What we are terming the conflicted avoidant is an avoidant pattern that combines features of the negativistic personality. Here, we may expect to see basic withdrawal tendencies of the avoidant pattern but expressed in a manner akin to the negativist's penchant for "interpersonal guerilla warfare."

>If not withdrawn into isolation, conflicted avoidants may be experienced as petulant and sulking. They may attack others for failing to recognize their needs for affection, but accuse those who offer nurturance of seeking to compromise their independence. Disposed to anticipate disappointments and fearful of facing others openly, they may strike out indirectly by obstructing their actions and misrepresenting their wishes. They often report feeling misunderstood, unappreciated, and demeaned, and their mood is generally much more erratic than in the basic avoidant pattern. During periods when stresses are minimal, they may deny past resentments and portray an image of general contentment. Under slight pressures, however, their pacific surface quickly gives way to impulsive hostility. Unable to orient emotions and thoughts logically, they may at times become lost in personal irrelevancies and autistic asides, further alienating them from others.
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>>35654911
what's the source of the paragraphs?
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>>35654911
Hypersensitive avoidants:

>In contrast with the conflicted pattern, the hypersensitive avoidant incorporates features of the paranoid personality, but exhibits greater reality contact. Whereas persons with paranoid personality disorder are generally autonomous to a fault and cannot acknowledge any personal vulnerabilities, even to themselves, hypersensitive avoidants are well aware of their own shortcomings but will attribute them as much to the maneuverings of others as to themselves. Both are high-strung and prickly, vigilant to signs of rejection and abuse, and excessively wary of the motives of others. Moreover, their pervasive apprehensiveness is often accompanied by intense and labile moods that feature prolonged periods of edginess and self-deprecation. Hypersensitive avoidants strongly expect that others will be rejecting and disparaging but alternate between the profound gloom that often accompanies the basic avoidant pattern and the irrational projection of the paranoid. Either way, their usual strategy is a protective withdrawal that maintains a safe distance from all emotional involvement. Retreating defensively, some become more and more remote from others and from needed sources of support. Those who are more avoidant may express guilt and contrition, while feeling misunderstood, unappreciated, and demeaned by others. Those with a greater abundance of paranoid traits, however, find it difficult to contain their anger toward anyone who has been unsupportive, critical, or disapproving.

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I think this is the bargaining stage.

If they don't want me around, why won't they let me leave?

I'm not very smart.
I am kind of mean and lazy.

Please let me go.
Am I being made an example?

Please just leave me alone.
Let me leave, I won't come back I promise.

I promise.
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>>35654907
>I think this is the bargaining stage
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>>35654907
Extrapolate on that op
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When I think about it.
When I remember who I am, where I am.
My inability to change it.
The lack of faculty and will.

My chest gets hot and cold at the same time.
I am numb all over, and begin to sweat.

Is this normal?
Isit okay?
Will they let me gobif they know
If they figure out how much is broken will they leave me alone?

Or will they think I am lie

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>ywn time travel back 500+ years and reveal the secrets of the universe to dumb savages and become a living prophet to the people of earth
i have had this autistic fantasy for years now.
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They'd probably imprison you for insanity unless you can construct the futuristic devices
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You would not be able to communicate with them. You would likely be murdered by religious or superstitious people.

You can't convince them of shit if they cannot understand you.
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>>35654932
Then they'd stone you to death for witchcraft or something.

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Robots with anxiety/social anxiety - I recommend researching and using this drug. Works wonders for nights out/parties. Haven't tried it for things like job interviews/presentations but I intend to soon.

Anyone else have experience with this drug?
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drugs are a meme and anxiety is a meme

if you need to drugs to go out and have fun / party / be out with friends, 1) they're not your friends and 2) that isn't fun lmao. i think you just go seek a club that you find comfort in or like
find better friends idk? what the fuck is the point of having fun if you need drugs to get you loose to have fun teh fuck?
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>>35654906
that has a lot of typos

should go seek a club*

basically make good friendships

its just people
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I have a big bag of that stuff in my closet but I have never taken it.

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>that kid who unironically died on penis inspection day
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>>that kid who got kicked out of school for selling xanax laced with fentanyl
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>>35654867
>that kid that who wore a trench coat everyday
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That kid with glasses and a buzzcut that was always angry at his friends

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Constantly expected to pursue a career. No idea what to do because I don't enjoy anything enough.If I pick something I don't like I'll probably kill myself.
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bump
need some advice :\
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Welcome to the club. I'm mediocre at everything and dedicated to nothing.

I'm in college for engineering because I like math, but now I'm fucking bored of math and feel like writing for no god damn reason even though I hated writing for a good 10 years of my life.
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>>35655265
yeah I've just been dicking around at community college for the past year but I gotta actually do something now. Everyday I have been super anxious about this.

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My father is a "White American," his family has been here for quite some time. My mother is Indonesian with some Dutch. Despite being Hapa, I've always been considered White by the community. I guess it's a side effect of living in a majority minority State.

I don't know if I have any real identity. I grew up around military families and developed a southern draw despite never living in the region. I can't really identity as white or Indonesian as neither group really accepted me. Hell, some workers thought I was French the last time I went to Indonesia. I can't identity as a Californian or North Dakotan as others can, as calling yourself Hawaiian or saying you're from Hawaii is a big fuck up if you're white or "don't act local."

Has anyone else ever dealt with this sort of identity crisis? I don't really know what I am, and I don't try to let labels affect me. I've been called everything from a Nazi to a mutt, but I've just start to wonder what I am.
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You're Indonesian and White American with Southern influences.. etc.

You're YOU anon. There's no easy label or stereotype for you but hey you get to enjoy the benefits of every piece and experience that makes up your life. I wouldn't worry too much about it. You have so much going for you that the fact that you can relate on some level to so many different kinds of people is itself pretty impressive and worthwhile.
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>>35655108
Thanks for posting.

I guess you're right, you are who you make yourself out to be.

Shame I despise the behavior of Indonesian immigrants. They formation of enclaves and inability to assimilate. I guess I'm that meme hapa they have on /pol/. I'll set out to make my own way. Guess this ends this thread.
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I'm a pale Irish and Hispanic American. My identity isn't tied to my ethnicity and yours shouldn't be either. You can love your culture/cultures and love others, but who you are isn't were your from. You are you.

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>tfw in love with an artist who isn't exactly big time famous or anything but she will never know I even exist

How do I deal with this?
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just get on their level lol
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>>35654815
You mean like start playing an instrument?

Never gonna happen for me sadly
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>>35654922
>Never gonna happen for me sadly
Why not?

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Ask a guy who doesn't want more anything
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>>35654765
Do you really have enough, or are you just virtue signalling like a woman?
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>>35655100
>virtue signalling like a woman
zTHATS what its called.
Thanks for wording that
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>>35656659
He worded it that way, because it's the hot new buzzword.

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I hate the pic on my credit card. Trips will be instantly chosen to be on my new card. Dubs will be put in a list if there are no trips get the list will be put out whenever I get bored. No porn. No racist shit. No gore. And sadly no shekels
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>>35654751
Shit I hit post by mistake. Sadly no jews with shekels* make it worthy of kek
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>>35654751
Computer wizard deserves to be on your card.
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>>35655063
rerolling for computer wizard

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