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is it possible to have a meaningful friendship with a girl?

i have a girl that i have been friends with for years and i somehow feel like a barely know her, yet with a male friend a met a few weeks ago i feel like i could trust him with my life.

are females not capable of true friendship or do they even understand the concept?
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>>35655660
It's possible, but highly improbable, all memes aside. The only true female friends are the ones you grew up with, at least in my experience
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>>35655660
I honestly don't know, but I've accepted that I likely will never have a meaningful friendship with any human.
lucky for me dogs are fucking awesome
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>>35655743
I used to think this. There was a girl I knew since I was 4, stabbed me in the back when I was 19. I feel OP's skepticism.

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Should I just assume that this was sleep paralysis?

>sleeping last night
>having a dream that I was at college
>it's a setting I've dreamed about before, recently
>walking into campus
>there is a giant death star model for some reason
>above it was the day time moon
>below the day time moon was a floating sphere of some sort
>it's black and clearly shiny, it's also obviously within the atmosphere
>in my dream I take a picture and post it on 4chan
>people are telling me that they're curious or think it's shooped
>talking about if they're coming and what they might be doing
>read a comment "We're coming and we're ready."
>suddenly I wake up in my room
>it's still dark
>I start shaking and convulsing
>my vision blur and I hear a loud pulsing bass noise fill my ears
>I look up to see a green rectangular light bordering the upper walls of my bedroom
>I blink and I wake up like normal
>my room is much lighter than before
>it's morning

Sleep paralysis or a message?
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Message. Send this to Infowars
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A message anon. I get them every night.

Seriously guys... am I an alien for real? This is the 100th fucking reference to scales/dragons/aliens/stars JUST TODAY. What are you trying to tell me?

Or is it a "You're an illegal alien from mexico." type of deal?

Where was I born? What is my real birthday? How old am I? Is Jace Allen Wallace my real name?

Am I going to get it changed to Eve soon?

When is this going to start?
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>>35655540
I think you have the wrong definition of sleep paralysis.

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I've been sitting in bed all day watching anime and my balls are really sweaty and hot and hanging down really low.

How can I get a cute asian girl to come suck on them? I'll pay a lot. Robots please help me out.
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>>35655509

That guy's penis is pretty. I would suck his. Is yours like that?
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>>35655560
this desu. Always wanted a small, cute, uncut asian penis to try sucking i'm still straight tho
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>>35655560
No but my balls are really salty and need to be sucked.

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Runescape thread
OIdschool runescape thread

Anyone else been playing this for years, decades?
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I hit a decade this year, but on an old account that got hacked and locked. I made my new account and the one I currently play on around 2010.

Oldschool Runescape is pretty much the only game I play. it's comfy, usually stress free, and there is always something to do. I love it and it's helped me through a lot of rough times.
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ive played off and on since 2004 but have never gotten a skill to 99, never made it past 70 combat level, and have never had more than 1.2million gp because i can't commit to anything
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>>35655492
I remember spending hours on that game when i was younger. When they came back with OSRS i was so excited but then realized i dont have to time to grind on that game anymore.

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>be me, 18, freshman in college
>be in computer science lecture
>cute girl sits in front of me
>You know what? I'm going to talk to her. Enough of this beta robot bullshit.
>class ends, I get up as she does, leave class with her
>ask her name, Angelica
>we talk all the way through the building, and I ask for her number
>she gives it to me
>yessss.gif
>Text her later that day asking if she wants to meet up at a local coffee shop
>she says yes
>meet up, talk for an hour, get her a coffee, date is going great
>lots of common interests
>eventually leave, things went well!
>be a couple days later, spring break starts
>text her, asking if she wants to meet up (she lives nearby)
>no response.

It's been a week, all of spring break went by, and no response. I know she read my text because it's marked as read. What do?
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>>35655442
She got the attention she wanted out of you and has no further need for you. You were used by a roastie, you stupid normie.
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>>35655442
Don't send anything else. You'll come across as desperate. Just find a new girl to dote on.
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>>35655442
fffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkk that hurts man. The marked as read and no response treatment. Could you not try talking to her in person again? That seems like the best course of action, at least that's what I would do. If you text her again you might come across as needy/desperate like others have said. Just approach her in person and strike up some conversation, then ask if she's ever up to hang out again. If she gives you some excuse and then never texts you, then move on. But who knows, try your chances in person. Good luck man

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First date. Childhood crush. Or flame you've liked for years.

What do you wear?

(You can also post what you imagine the girl wearing) (Non-lewd, be serious and practical please!) nwn
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I'd wear all black and carry holy water and a cross with me because my childhood crush is dead and I aint putting up with no fucking zombie shit.
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>>35655438
imagine you thought she passed away but later you both found each other
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Black silk shirt, silver necklace, alumnus ring, pants of some description, leather shoes.

Unless it's sunny and shit, in which case a t-shirt.

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>grill basically asks me to ask her out tomorrow
WTF do i say WTF do i do REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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fill out the ip ban application
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Go out with her tomorrow.
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>>35655374
Tell her no thanks because you have a boyfriend who you love instead.

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>be black fembot
>the only men who ever pay attention to me are black

Why won't white men like me?
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>>35655349
I know you're probably a white guy, but why do white guys have such an issue with dating outside their race. I'm half white half taco so maybe that's why i don't care
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>>35655349
post pics black weeb girls are great
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>>35655349
>Why won't white men like me?
Sounds to me like you have an entitlement complex, which always shows in everyday conversation.

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Telepathy isn't real.
We communicate.
We use our minds, but do not communicate WITH our minds.

There care too many mentally unsound

If you felt
If we felt what we all felt

What happens?

The apology would happen.
I wish it would.
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Telepathy does real. Both organic forms and artificial (computers)
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>>35655480
I knew just by looking tht was a duel monsters card.
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telepathically signal to your oneitis to not just tell her, but SHOW her how lonely you always are

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>tfw you remember there's actually a world outside
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Holy shit that is frighteningly true kill me
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anon pwease come outsiiide

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>tfw actually considering applying for my old 3rd shift stock job

>its been two years since i worked there and i havent had a single job since

>manager who let me go is some albanian tighwad vampire looking prick

i just want a comfy night job where i can just listen to music and talk to nobody. i refuse to work with any food or do anything involving lots of social interaction
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I'm a night janitor for a local school district. It's pretty alright, way better than my last job. You have the occasional exchange with your supervisor or one of the teachers or something but for the most part I just listen to my music for the whole time. Try to get into something like that.
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>>35655327
Night shift janitors has to complete all the full hours of the shift or they can go home as soon as they finish their job?
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i applied to some entry level hospitality jobs, they better answer back atleast

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>fall head over heels in love with someone
>spend months crying and trying to get them the fuck out of my head
>one day the feelings just go away
>cycle starts over
I don't trust my emotions anymore. If I do find somebody one day, what's stopping my emotions from abandoning them just like all the past "loves"?
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No one on r9k realizes that love comes far into a relationship. What you're experiencing is an infatuation rooted in lust. Real love happens at least months into a relationship. Love at first sight is complete bullshit.
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>>35655382
No shit. That's why he used quote marks. You still didn't answer the fucking question twat.
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>>35655382
I know that. I know it's not real love. In the broad scheme of things, this applies to all emotions. How can I trust my emotions when they're so volatile?

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Chart thread? Chart thread.
Post 'em and rate 'em. Don't fucking post and not contribute.
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bump
p-pls respond /r9k/ ;-;
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second for my chart
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>>35655194
>Don't fucking post and not contribute.
But I don't like lots of these peoples charts and pointing that out doesn't help me or them.

Example >>35655390

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>tfw you're the only person on /r9k/ who has actually killed a man.
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>>35655139
alright I'll bite. Whats the stroy
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>>35655139
sorry to burst your bubble cupcake but youre not, not everyone here is a sheltered first world child
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Elaborate please, I'm interested.

$&$&$&$&dgdhdhdhhd

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I uploaded a picture of me without and with my glasses on, I've wore glasses my entire life (I'm 19) and I don't know if I look better with or without them. What do you guys think because I've been thinking about getting contact lenses for a while now I feel like I look better without the glasses. Sorry for the dirty mirror
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>>35655097
Why do you look like you're having a flashback to the war and how your wife get sick and died while you were gone and there was nothing you can do so you became a doctor so no one else would feel that pain but now you failed to save someone's mother so you don't know if your life even means anything anymore
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glasses aren't what's holding you back. this post is tantamount to a 350 lb landwhale chick asking if she should get a manicure.
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>>35655097
I think contact lenses are worth trying out. I mean, you look pretty similar in both pictures but I personally prefer the O glasses one

>mfw tried to use contact lenses but my eyes wouldn't let me put them in

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