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>>39384191
You don't get tired of life in a place. You get tired of life. No matter how many changes of scenery you get.

I sure as hell wouldn't get tired of life in a big city as I have in my shit town where there's nothing to do.

>>39384205
speak for yourself, depressionfag

silly anon, milestones are a boomer concept to make us feel bad for being NEET

>>39384134
>how to be in debt for life: the guide
>amigo loans.co.uk
unsurprising
>retire at 60
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>39384134
lol i get a kick out of this chart every time it's reposted.
>buy first flat
>have first child
>by first house
>have second child
>buy a new car
>move to second house

>all of this before earning 40k a year

Jeeeeesus christ. are flats and houses going for $30k in the source town of this image?

>>39383866
>latest
Sag is up by 1.25mm and there's a strong possibility of stretch marks in the forecast followed by shoulder fatigue.

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>>39383889
... and that brings our forecast to an end

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tfw no big ol' milkers to stick my face into

>>39383846
I mean, do women even find guys like that attractive? They look like giant 10-year-olds.

Yeah, whatever. Never been sexually attracted to these types anyways..

>>39383879
Lmao jealous beta

the more you give them, the more they need, to the point where they're on Periscope fishing for views.
attention for them functions just like a drug and their body builds up a tolerance to it, so they need more and more and more effective types of it too.

weakness like that disgusts me. women are weaklings, period. they're only strong for motherhood, that's it.

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>>39383686
There's a reason some of the most common advice from real pimps is to ignore women. Women have been getting offered dick since they were 12, worshipped since they were born, praised since they could ride a bike.

Being a female is inherently valuable. Imagine being lavished with praise everyday and how you'd turn out.

Women swim through seas of low status betas who adore the fact that they're alive. So when a guy reminds them that they ain't how shit they go crazy.

>W-What?! But EVERYONE wants me! >Who does this fucker think he is?!
>M-Maybe he is on a higher level than me...
>I'll see what he's about

Understand, when women an untouched bottle of soda they aren't thinking "sweet! It's clean!". They think "yuck! why did nobody want it?". So they apply the principle back to themselves (they're all narcissistic). A guy who fails to validate her implies SHE has something wrong with her.

every tiem ive gotten sexual attention ive tried to just be a person. one of my best friends ever only talked to me cause of a crush. its good. i wonder if some of you guys really find women irredeemable.. ive talked to girls who say they hated men and they really didnt.

>>39383679
Screw you asian manlet stop trying to date stacy

You know you can always kys

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Real talk

I'm 27 and I fucked a cute girl in her early 20's last week

Not all is lost for us single men

>>39383640
I have spilled my cum to one person my entire life, ever since high school when I first fapped

>>39383640
i have to work 40 hours a week to get about 90$ in a month :)

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>>39383640
I came too early last night while I had a one night stand :(

>>39383377
Because there's no red light district anywhere near to me. I don't think there's even one anywhere in this entire city.

>>39383396

Same for me. But i'm not even 100% sure
they will still want to fuck me even if i'd be /fit/

>>39383377
its prostutes mayte they on,y want gibbs not a real guy fuck man.

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First for /cubefeel/, buy a Chinese rubik's cube today!

Afternoon lads, weather's quite hot isn't it? My windows are too hot to touch

This has the lowercase b, I choose this thread

A girl's shoe grazed mine and it gave me a boner

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>>39383298
O shit baby

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>>39383298
My last female contact was dragging a drunk classmate out of my dorm room.

>eat like a fat fuck
>still Auschwitz-mode

[Eight] ch . n e t [slash] fit

I guarantee you're not eating as much as you think you are

>>39383230
The guy on the right doesn't even look like a hapa, he just looks like a light pinoy

Hapas really have it the hardest. They get all the cons of not being white and none of the pros. Everybody thinks they are an acceptable target for their pent up frustration. Faced with such odds, hapas either become mentally ill or they become highly moral and thoughtful individuals.

>another thread about race and sex
You are worse than normies. This is Access Hollywood-tier low-brow garbage. Race and sex. Race and sex. Race and sex.

Fuck off and find a personality that isn't flooded with concerns of gossip and superficial shit.

Actually no, this is clearly a sisyphean task. I'm out. Might as well rename this board /TMZ/ - Gossip and Orbiters.

oreganocomment23

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>>39383211

as if any robot could actually help anyone

literally be yourself, she likes you enough to set up a date, and if she's a nerd girl she probably won't mind if you act awkward or whatever

alcohol will help but don't get drunk

>I do have suicidal thoughts most of the time, sure. But that's out of curiosity ONLY. I am genuinely interested in what happens after we die, and in the past I was at risk of actually doing it just to find out, but not anymore. I'm in no hurry anymore.
>The problem with death is - I don't believe in nothingness. Even if it is eternal nothingness, it wouldn't matter to me. This is simply because nothingness is also something I'd have to experience/perceive. And if it was really eternal nothingness, then I could never perceive it, right? So it wouldn't affect me, it doesn't count for me. It's all the same...
>So if nothingness is out of the equation, that means there is something. And that's what I'm curious about. With the liberating knowledge that nothing matters and that I'd inevitably die someday, I might as well walk to China and then the entire length of the Chinese Wall, for all I care. I might as well die doing that, so what? I was already gonna kill myself, if I was suicidal, might as well make it an adventure and an experience to take with me.

>Again, we arrive at the conclusion that I'm neither suicidal, nor depressed. So what I actually want to know, and why I'm writing this here in the first place is - can they somehow force me to take the medication legally? For now, they only said I have to take them, and I was refusing. I could lie about taking them, if it was the only way for them to not force me to really do take them, but I'd rather just they knew I'm never going to take that normie shit.

>Depression isn't real
>because I'm not currently depressed
cool greenstory bro

>>39383031
Why would anyone ever be "depressed"? It makes no sense, "bro".
It's just an excuse you make to deflect form the fact that you can't deal with your problems/thoughts.
You're not depressed, you're stupid/pussy/both. Think about depression a bit more, and you'll arrive at the same liberating conclusion I did. Easy to label it and just roll with it, try thinking for yourself, instead.

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>tfw asked for no mustard

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Help am trianlge

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i dont have anything to say
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