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Not quit caring, but just quit worrying?
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I quit caring, but I didn't quit worrying.

How about that, OP?
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>>35657399
That's not what I asked u chimp
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>>35657382
i am trying
i am currently doing alot of mediation and just focusing on living a simple life

Their has been some progresses, most days i am clam but then suddenly anger and despair creep into me

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I know this board is saturated with these annoying tinder threads, but is it actually this easy? I just downloaded it yesterday, and already have 15 matches. I only have 2 pictures of just myself (one where you can hardly even see me) and no bio. This girl is currently messaging me. This seems to be the easiest answer for robots to get laid. Why not just get one?
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Also, what should I say? I don't have skype, nor a phone. (Currently using gfs since I'm a loser). Should I just ask to meet up?
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>>35657381
>not on tinder whats your skype
dis nigga dont even know
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>>35657405
What did you mean by this? Is she a bot or something

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WAAAAAAGIIIIIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*STOMPS ON A HUNDRED PEOPLE AT ONCE*
HEEEY, WAAAAAGIEE! OOOH WAAAAGIE!
*DRINKS AN OCEAN*
IT'S TIME FOR WORK WAGIE!
*EATS AN ELEPHANT LIKE IT'S A SINGLE GRAPE*
I NEED YOU TO GO MAKE ME SOME NEETBUX WAGIE!
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>>35657332
nice try fggt but i voted trump and he is taking away your gibbs better get a mccuck job soon fggt before you starve to death
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>>35657486
He's not touching the dreamers or welfare.

Tick tock.
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>>35657495
Nice try fggt day of rope coming soon

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>this goofy looking manlet motherfucker with a five inch pencil dick is fucking Amanda seyfried, one of the hottest women of our generation

What the fuck. Someone explain this shit to me right fucking now.
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He famous
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>>35657321
You mean the girl who is always picking up poop?
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This girl really likes feces.

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Why do fat people rub their stomachs? Especially in public? I saw some fat ass rubbing his stomach at a ramen house and I'm like how autistic can you be?
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>>35657241
I heard it was to make more room to eat
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>>35657241
It's called being cheeful.

Do you always slump and cringe when asked how you're doing?
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Is this a belly bf thread?

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>date someone for six months
>ldr
>break up with them because they deserve better than a depressed sack of shot who'll probably an hero by 30
>over a year later and still think about them
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>>35657220
wtf why did you cuck urself lmao
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>>35657338
If you love something, set it free, I guess.

I could tell they were unhappy with the relationship, and we're only staying for my sake.
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>>35657338
He would've been cucked either way.
At least this ending was by his own hands.

He's more of a man than I ever was.

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>mfw no girl will ever monorail you
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Literally rubbing your penis against a sliced meat.
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That's a little bit like a mule with a spinning wheel.
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>>35657219
A very wet, nice feeling slice of meat that also sucks your dik and moans

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>the inernet isnt the only thing that matters anon
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>>35657142
if thats your M1 how much are you willing to sell it for
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I have guns too. So.... nothing left to gain i guess.
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>>35657142
>M1 Garand
LoL u shiet maine get outta here with your cocksucking burger guns.

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Do dildoes intimidate you? Would you feel offended if your gf had one? What if it was bigger than your penis?
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>>35657063
Not in the slightest. Masturbating is masturbating.
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I assume every girl has a dildo. Idk how I would feel. Of course the dildo is going to be longer and/or fatter than most penises. Be pretty annoyed if she had a huge dildo though. Don't big dildos make it harder to get satisfied with penises?
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I think they are pretty scary. The simple vibrators and then simple dildos aren't so bad like picture related. You start pulling out stuff like OP picture, that's frightening. And then there's the ones with like hooks poking out, spirals and the textures of a speed bump, and dolphins and rabbits cascading off the sides larger in girth and length then most penises in existence, spinning and vibrating at super sonic speeds, and it's just terrifying.

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Do you actually care about anything, or do you only pretend to care?

If your only pretending and are a hollow person inside than please tell me why you pretend to care about anything.
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>>35657037
no one cares about you OP
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>>35657037
It just fell into place moments ago, anon. I pretend to care because I want to care. Not very profound or moving and it took me years to figure out on my own but that's it.
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>>35657061
So then you care about caring. So you care, right?

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I want to learn Japanese
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>>35656980

you cannot learn japanese anon
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>>35656980
Watch Naruto in japanese, without the subtitles.
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>>35657000
>you cannot learn japanese anon
ok :(

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how ya gonna want a girlfriend if you dont have a regular friends to begin with my dudes lmao
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>>35656914
I am a cyborg and I have a few good friends, where is my gf?
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>>35656934
shut the fuck up nigger
never fucking post in my thread again
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>tfw have no friends aside from my gf

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Just dropped out of uni. No direction with my BA whatsoever, fucked up a year before that, parents are kicking me out in 24h. Where do I buy those pure helium gas tanks?
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>>35656878
you'll die eventually anon, if I were you I would see this as an opportunity. you have to leave, so why not go out and find something?
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>>35656878

What was your BA? I'm kind of in the same boat.
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If you're in good health with no medical issues, joining the armed forces usually gives people direction. Basically what I'm doing though I have some direction in what I want to do. I just need the structure the military provides as it's all ever known.

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is hating jews an ironic joke or something?

it seems like everyone except me gets this, like how everyone seems to know a drug dealer except me somehow

I used to do tech support at a fancy private jewish school and they were just regular people. I don't get it

disclaimer: I'm not a jew
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>>35656849
Most of the people on 4chan who hate Jews have never met a Jew in their life and also a lot of other dumb shit.
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>>35656849
I don't hate Jews. I don't hate anyone. I don't think All or even most Jews are evil or bad people. But I do think most powerful evil people are Jewish and a large amount of Jewish people at least in recent history have been fucking with the average persons life.
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It's a meme you dip.

Seriously when people say "jews" they mean the zionists and rich jewish dynastys at the top. most jews are alright.

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who else here /nerd/?
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>>35656830
if you wear glasses you should be euthanized.
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I actually hate those Tumblr bitches who think they are nerds because they like marvel movies. Like no. Stop.
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>>35656830
>goths and normies pretending to be nerds for style points

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