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What was the first time you realised you were attracted to gigantic knockers?
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My mom had gigantic tits, so I was born into it. She was pretty slim so her giant tits were actually giant tits. She was an alcoholic though. I wish I had the balls to play with her boobs. I remember one evening when she was in a booze coma I very lightly with two fingers squeezed her boobs. I was deathly afraid she would wake up and beat the shit out of me. Wish instead of getting hit in the head etc for no reason that my mother abused me sexually. Wish she "forced" me to suck her tits.
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>>35658094
I've had boners from tits since I was 3 (earliest memory of boners). Possibly before that as well. Tits just get my rocks off. Idk if I'm sick or if that's natural.
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>>35658267
why would you lie on the internet originally?
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what are your thoughts on the whole nofap thing
false hope?
I'm on day 7 and boy do I just wanna have a fat wank
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>>35658079
>false hope?
Yes.
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>>35658079
you goddamn cheeky dumbass
its not 'no fap' its "within reason fap"
everything in moderation, one extreme or the other is a quick way to commit suicide
limit yourself to maybe 3-4 times a week, you'll have great testosterone, and your cums will feel amazing
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>>35658751
>literally can't do in-between
>either 5 times a day or abstain for weeks
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>hear someone pooping in university bathrooms
>switch lights off as i leave
ha fuck you moron, i am unstoppable
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>>35658043
>go to shops
>get cashier to scan all of my items
>say i forgot my wallet and leave
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>>35658404
I did this once at a drugstore on accident, but the way I acted (said "Oh I forgot my wallet!" and just walked out with the items left on the counter) might have made it seem like harassment
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you are trying to force a meme OP,dont you?
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when does the magic begin?
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the magic's gone
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>>35658038
NIGGA HATIN'
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>>35658038
>>35658038
>>35658038
>when does the magic begin?
>>35658038
>>35658177
WHEN U DELET THIS
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So I am on the eve of becoming homeless, as a long time failure and robot (33 years old) I need some advice. Believe me this situation was not because I did not try. I tried meds, having a gf, friends, a job, an education. No mater what I did it fell apart, im a failed human. Yet im not ready to an hero, I am tad tenacious, for some reason.
So what do anon suggest in terms of food? Like whats the best most cost effective food to survive on. Im going to sneak around and sleep on my campus, so I have a place to sleep for now and I have car, which means I can sleep in 24 shopping centers if I need to. But food is tough because campus food is expensive and have no where to keep food safe.
Thoughts?
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Just start driving south. Fill gas up at every station, and leave without paying. Do the same thing at restaurants. You travel far and fast enough they'll never tie it together with you. Perhaps you will find something somewhere.
or just go join the peace corps
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>>35658062
Fuck off, businesses shouldn't have to lose money because OP fucked his life up
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>>35658062
I dont think the peace corp would accept a crazy like me.
To all my robots, if you hit 30 and have no future, do it faggot and kill yourself... I dont know why I kept trying after 30...
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/britfeel/ Homeland edition 2017-03-20 08:22:50 Post No.35658014
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/britfeel/ Homeland edition
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Finally an OP lads
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good boy
>just sperged out and half trashed my room cause I woke up angry
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>>35658249
that's silly lad.
Been up since 6 and weirdly enjoying it. Done a ton of shit and it isn't even 9AM.
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At least the boss isn't in today so I don't even have to pretend I'm working.
>>35658014
Heat wave my arse. Raining already.
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What's wrong with this vagina?
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>>35657861
You can't fool me, that's a willy.
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>>35657861
That's an uncircumcised (and I suspect flaccid) penis anon. This why you've had such problems getting women.
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>>35657861
Dr. Noseberg didn't get to itthankfully.
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Motherless : Anyone else?
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What do the robots think about Motherless? I remember I used to go there everyday to fap and look for new JOI videos, of which there are a lot. Give me your opinions, robots!
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Most of the time their content used to be pretty solid. They've gone downhill a bit, but there are still good videos on there here and there.
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You can type out motherless now? I guess it's pointless to go then. Every now and again I go and am usually dissapoint.
Figures. It's dead. Delet.
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>>35657750
That site is fucked up, man. I don't like it.
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So I just deleted my Jewbook. Don't even know why I had one, I'm not Chad so I was pretty much wasting my time.
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>>35657746
>had one in my teens
>all the kids in school had profiles
>now it's just adults complaining about the youth and political clickbait
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>never ever made one in the first place
>now it's kinda trendy to not have one
>might be able to dodge if employers ask about it
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>>35657811
>2006
>be forever alone
>all the cool kids in class had facebuuk
>want to be friends with them
>make account
>cringe profile
>add all the kiddos in class
>send 24 friend reguests
>2 other lonely faggets like me accept
>go to school next day
>everyone makes jokes about my
account
>mfw
few years later find the old account and get rid of it
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Can we have a 30+ thread
Maybe with one of these I don't have to listen to dudebros give a pep talk about dating.
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abandon ship and help wiz speed up
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>>35658194
I'm not a wizard. I just have better things to do with my time than get rejected by women.
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There are 30 year old virgins being born right now.
In 30 years they will be us.
And we will be 60 year old virgins...or dead.
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Let's chat about the sexiest president's daughter that ever lived!
Post your best Ivanka, and talk about what you'd do if you had the chance!
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I would politely ask for business advice
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>>35657579
>Let's chat about the sexiest president's daughter that ever lived!
this a malia thread?
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trumps dorter or whoever the fuck u spell it is hot af
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when he drops the *I'm only 16* bomb. FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEE.
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>>35657549
just/ss/
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>>35657549
>"holiday" over to the UK where thats the age of consent
>????
>Profit
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>>35657549
Story?, greentext it
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What's your suicide procedure? Here's mine:
1. Sit out in the nature on a sunny day
2. Eat my favorite candy
3. Have some comforting music besides me
4. Watch the blood stream out of me
It's a rational suicide.
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I have no suicide plan.
If I feel suicidal, I do something comfy like you plan, but I don't end my life. I comfort myself and show myself that there's things to live for, even if I was born in a world of wageslaves and "hard workers".
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How is blood streaming out of you rational? Try something less bloody and more comfy, you edgy fuck.
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>>35657543
If I had access to a gun I would
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Friendly reminder that all fatshits need to do is get built into bearmode territory and then they can literally do whatever they want, act in their regular autistic ways and still have twinks tripping over each other just to cuddle you and suck your cock as they worship your big, manly musclegut. Some of those said twinks will even get off just by feeding you food.
Whats stoping you from going from disgusting slob to a worshipable god of masculinity?
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>>35657464
Being straight, mostly.
Why can't girls like fat guys? I'm a fat guy and I like fat girls, at least up to a reasonable limit.
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>>35657464
>>35657361
You didn't have to post it twice (You) literal aids-spreader.
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>>35657571
Oh my goodness, it's like you don't know about chubby chasers.
Lots of girls are chubby chasers. You just might not know it until you give them a chance.
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I honestly can't tell if I'm a Chad or not. "Cyborg" doesn't seem to cut it. I want an explanation from /r9k/.
>actually, literally autistic, mild speech impediment, serious sensory processing issues, stimming, ADHD, autism tiptoe walk, etc.
>5'8" and 108 lbs.
>actually use piss bottles sometimes, clothes frumpy and dirty most of the time, pick nose and spit loogies in public, smell like cigs and weed 24/7, often wear ratty New Balance sneakers falling apart at the seams, get food all over myself when I eat and don't notice for hours, smoke butts off the ground and out of ashtrays in plain view
>weeaboo with a huge /co/ streak; primary media diet is children's cartoons; musical taste often compared to a woman's
>daily 4channer for like a decade at this point, slob, floppy, awkward, etc.
>burp loudly in public
>somehow a pussy magnet on par with a harem protag since day 1; got a blonde ballerina gf on the first day of pre-k
>girls are nothing but nice to me and always have been; fucking showered with kindness and flirtation and support from these wonderful creatures my whole life for nothing in return and often at a cost to them
>free rides, copied homework, money, food, free drugs and cigs, etc.
>they go out of their way to accomodate my sensory issues and apologize without being asked if they make a loud noise or something instead of picking on me
>apparently I'm "cute" and flat-out get called an alpha
I know Chad can get away with anything, but I can't actually be Chad if I have every robot trait except virginity.
Explain this shit. Not even trying to humblebrag; this flies in the face of what I know from /r9k/ and is genuinely confusing to me. Apparently I'm hot shit or something. Is there a robo-chad?
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You're a faggot, there's your answer.
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>>35657415
honestly fuck off normi
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>>35657415
Females can become fond of males that pose no danger, even if they're "a little different"