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>>35659566
At least I'm not a shitskin, shitskin.

I'd like one Firecracker popsicle, please.

>>35659566
He wouldn't do that.

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>>35659562
>goes to discord. The most clickish norman everyfag place for "robots" to gather
>saddened when established groups of insular people don't want to deal with an outsider

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>>35659562
You're probably just different anon. It's not a bad thing.

Discords aren't worth it. Even if you make friends, you're never truly cemented as someone they like or are interested in, so if the group goes to shit and dies, you're forgotten with it.

I need more dancemania albums first
mdma isn't fun unless you play late 90s happy hardcore

I have, it feels alright.

The first time I was pulled to a party by this guy that I was the token awkward ugly fat guy "he's weird but a cool guy lol" to, he gave it to me thinking I'd make friends but I just sat in a corner until he found me and took me home.

The second time I bought some off that guy and done it at home in my room. I ended up taking three pills and sitting in my room listening to music and throwing myself around like a spastic trying to dance to get the energy out, then I tried to jerk off for an hour but couldn't cum. Was pretty nice except for the fact that I was grinding my teeth and woke up feeling like I was smashed in the jaw with a brick.

>>35659535
i have lots of interest in doing various drugs but i don't know how to get them
i looked into bitcoin/tor stuff a while back but i couldn't figure it out and i'm too autistic to talk to people irl about it

>>35659610
>dancemania albums
my fuckin NIGGA

what are your favorites i like speed #7 and speed G2 and bass #4

>>35659517
is this a copypasta or are you trying to make a new copypasta

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>>35659531
its not copy pasta and thats not what im trying to do i just love my big siter

your big sister is a dork

>>35659507
Iktfb

Traps feel neutral, dicks are attractive.

>>35659507
jews happened.

>>35659507
>>35659540

God, listen to yourselves.

There's nothing wrong with being gay, but just fucking admit it. Stop pretending you're straight but just happen to love dicks. It doesn't work that way.

Jews are the master race
You deserve to die you filthy negro

>>35659511
Anon diddnt even have to go to /pol/ to get G A R U N T E E D R E P L I E S

>>35659455
What's so devilish about telling the truth?
The jews won it fair and square. Other people started a war with them, they won.

>>35659442
I hate everything more on caffeine. It makes me wanna kms more.

>>35659442
Does Caffeine actually help with that stuff? Cause I could use some of that.

I can't deal with caffeine unless there's a hefty dose of theanine to go with it, so I'm more into tea than coffee.

Theanine really offsets the shitty effects of caffeine. The synergistic effect is major.

>>35659430
>Have a big nose
>Walk into investment bank
>Put on Kippah
>Asked to see Mr. Cohen in Securities
>"Shalom, Ruddi said you could set me up, you know Avis son"
>"Ah, Avi. How is the old goat? Come right this way Mr....?"
>"Goldberg"
>Proceed to make bank

You are literally the opposite of fucked, you just need to know how to use it.

Funny how the missing tile syndrome effect never fails to work.

Just be yourself anon, it's going to be alright

>tfw the only thing keeping me from being a chad is my flat nigger nose

>>35659412
yes that's me
my parents never wanted kids
they couldn't really afford them
they had to work all day so i barely saw them
we have no extended family in my cunt, grandpas were dead before i was born
i grew up watching tv myself all day and later browsing internet

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>>35659412
Now this is a thread I can relate to.
>Realised my mom was a piece of shit at a young age
>Had to raise myself cause she wasn't doing a good job
>Developed trust issues due to my parents lying ot me
>Got yelled at once-twice a week by mother who didn't know how to raise kids.
>End up a weak shell of a personality that can barely stay alive.

Man, life sure is great.

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>>35659412
>mom used to yell at me EVERY FUCKING DAY
>dad never paid me any attention
>elder sister left home to study after I turned 12
>raised myself on the internet

>>35659392
Does she have hairy arms?

She is not very attractive and looks like a product of incest.

probably a man desu senpai


orignanana

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he's a billionaire genius and he even fucking works out, look how fit he is in that video. what the fuck is women's problem?

He cucked himself by proposing so quickly.

>>35660025
>genius
Lets not go over board here.

>works out
Not really, he just looks like he's gained weight.

>what the fuck is women's problem?
Probably because he's just not that attractive, and I've always imagined him to be kinda boring. Basically all he's really got going for him is his money.

Also I'm pretty certain that she was making a joke, but he just fantastically missed it. So add "he might be autistic" to the "why women don't like Elon column"

You shouId have tried beeing yourself my man

>>35659268
Buy a gun dude, it will solve all of your problems

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>>35659286
but

thats what I do

and they said i talk too much and am obnoxious

but if I talk less then they say i dont talk enough

wtf

>>35659230
>tfw you regret cumming because it gets so much better later on

>>35659230
This only happens to me when I'm reading/watching hentai.

Normal porn is too boring

>>35659242

This is why I always skip around to see if anything catches my eye.

>>35659219
If you're capable of having any sort of loving relatio ship, or deep emotion, and you manipulate, lie etc, you're probably a sociopath

If you cant do those things, you're probably a psychopath.

>>35659267
I guess I might just be a sociopath.

Kill someone and see if you feel empathy...

Aren't we all autistic?

You only just heard about autism? How young are you?

yes OP

>on camp retreat thing
>spilling personal secrets and such
>say that I've questioned if I might be autistic or something
>normies act completely dumbfounded
>"anon how could you ever be autistic thats just so ridiculous"
>can't tell if legit most of my social anxiety/confusion is just in my head or if the normies aren't sure if I might actually be autistic and don't want to embarrass me